Coach Dabo Swinney

[dwarthog]

Steals candy from small children at the local playground at least once a week....

[olevetonahill]

Was getting his feelers hurt because you hadnt started a thread about him yet LOL

[dwarthog]

Oh no, not hurt feelers!

[mikee likee]

Dabo Swinney sounds a lot like Grabbo Weeny

[IslandSooner]

Is about to find out why Venables was ran out of town

[olevetonahill]

Yells Dabo,Dabo,DO as he masturbates

[BigTip]

...tries to make light of his small wiener by saying to his women "a little dabo do you."

[KantoSooner]

Was born 'Dave' but somehow 'Dabo' just seemed to fit him better.

[BermudaSooner]

drives 2 mph under the speed limit in the left hand lane...in a minivan...

[KantoSooner]

The closer you get to Florida, the less unusual that is. Mostly New York and Ontario tags, though.

[SoonerMarkVA]

... really does whistle past the graveyard.

[WA. Sooner]

Is mad that it is the Orange Bowl when tangerines are better