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dwarthog
11/16/2015, 12:38 PM
Teddy Bears down and it's time for some Horned Toads to roll into town.

Coach Patterson is secretly scared of Horned Frogs and locks his bedroom door at night so they can't get him.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/16/2015, 02:17 PM
Hates the movie, "The Color Purple"...
BermudaSooner
11/16/2015, 02:19 PM
Drives his minivan in the left hand lane down I-35 at rush hour...
birddog
11/16/2015, 03:22 PM
Did the "jump around"when baylor tied the game then realized he was listening to" mess around" , john candy style
deweydw
11/18/2015, 01:18 PM
... wears purple pj's and yell's to the wife "Get ready for captain purple!".
birddog
11/18/2015, 01:53 PM
Visited Sandusky in the prison "rape room" to get an idea of what it feels like to be on the other side.
pac10SUX
11/20/2015, 03:26 AM
Needs to find some pants that fit.
olevetonahill
11/21/2015, 04:54 PM
Puts chili powder in beans and calls it CHILI