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Judge Smails
10/5/2015, 09:38 PM
How have we not started this yet???


Whorns are in shambles
Sooners remember '13
Cotton Bowl gang rape
Judge Smails
10/5/2015, 09:42 PM
Strong on the hot seat
Players Tweeting "I'm leaving"
We all LOL
Judge Smails
10/5/2015, 09:51 PM
Whorns suck hard this year
Texas fans want to stay home
Bevo wants to hurl
olevetonahill
10/5/2015, 10:01 PM
Bevo is Beef
Ground up and Grilled
Served on a bun!
Judge Smails
10/5/2015, 10:11 PM
Whorns are 1 and 4
Sooners are undefeated
That don't mean nothing
vtsooner21
10/5/2015, 10:18 PM
Mayfield will score points
Texas players will tweet friends
Bar B Q'd Bevo...
olevetonahill
10/5/2015, 10:46 PM
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ouwasp
10/5/2015, 11:26 PM
The Eyes of Texsa
Will roll in deep misery
As Mayfield triumphs
yermom
10/6/2015, 12:30 AM
The Texas sadness
A delicious misery
More dumpster fire
BoomerSooner123
10/6/2015, 04:30 AM
Strong goes weak
Stoops goes strong
bevo squeals like a pig
swardboy
10/6/2015, 10:21 AM
Heard is on hot seat
Herd is looking very weak
Charlie is fanless.
swardboy
10/6/2015, 10:23 AM
Austin likes to sing
Willie, Waylon, and the rest
Sound like Bevo farts.
swardboy
10/6/2015, 10:25 AM
Patterson is gone
The season is a train wreck
Joe C. knows his shat.
OUmillenium
10/6/2015, 10:45 AM
Golden Hat fits Bob
Charlie not so much I think
Striker will talk trash
badger
10/6/2015, 10:49 AM
Hire Charlie Strong.
Lose to Cal, ND, Poke, Frog
Fire Charlie Strong
BermudaSooner
10/6/2015, 02:53 PM
Longhorn misery
talent wasted in burnt orange
half a hun-erd hung
BermudaSooner
10/6/2015, 02:59 PM
OU sux they chant
gets quieter by quarter
Corn dogs for winners
KantoSooner
10/6/2015, 04:26 PM
OU and Texas
Both take in Big D corn dogs
OU orally
Turd_Ferguson
10/6/2015, 05:02 PM
Sooners bring the burn
Oh my the humanity
Tex on fire again
TAFBSooner
10/7/2015, 08:19 AM
Horn players send tweets
Their fans count on hoops Oh Wait
Sooners dance in streets
MikeInNorman
10/7/2015, 12:41 PM
'96 was GOOD!
2013 was NOT GOOD.
Don't screw this up, boys.
badger
10/7/2015, 01:10 PM
If '13 didn't
Save Mack Brown's job then neither
Will a loss save Strong
proudsoonergal
10/8/2015, 10:33 AM
Oh, how the mighty
Have fallen in the AUSTEX
Sooners cover spread
proudsoonergal
10/8/2015, 10:33 AM
Hang half a hundred
In the first thirty minutes
Cotton Bowl all red
proudsoonergal
10/8/2015, 10:34 AM
Cal: missed extra point
Pokes: bad refs and missed FG
Frogs: just really sucked.
proudsoonergal
10/8/2015, 10:35 AM
The Eyes of Texas
Are filled with tears after Sat
Poor, poor lil longhorns
BeaSooner
10/8/2015, 09:14 PM
Fans chant "Texas Sucks!"
Sooners embarrass the Horns
And Texas still sucks!
vtsooner21
10/11/2015, 05:23 AM
We got fooled again
The news ranked the Sooners tenth
Complacency sucks...