Uniform Porn

[SicEmBaylor]

Hand check, gentlemen!

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[Curly Bill]

UGLY!

[SicEmBaylor]

UGLY!

Your jealousy is so ugly. I'll pray for you.

[Curly Bill]

Your jealousy is so ugly. I'll pray for you.

It's an ugly uniform that looks like it was pieced together by a blind woman. But you can still pray for me - I'll take all the help I can get!

[Eielson]

Ha! Doesn't even have a bulge...

[Harris County Sooner]

This will be fun in a few years when Baylor returns to their normal mediocre football performance.

[Eielson]

No homo...

[SicEmBaylor]

This will be fun in a few years when Baylor returns to their normal mediocre football performance.

Things I've heard on this site for years:

1)On the hiring of Art Briles: "Briles was crazy for taking that job. Nobody can win at Baylor."
2)"RGIII is okay, but he's not good enough to get them to a bowl game."
3)"RGIII is their best QB ever, and they still can't beat us (OU)!"
4)"RGIII will never win the Heisman."
5)"Baylor will go back to mediocrity when RGIII is gone."
6)"Briles will leave Baylor the very first offer he gets."
7)"Nick Florence is going to be a terrible QB."
8)"Bryce Petty is going to be a terrible QB."
9)"Baylor will never win a conference championship."
10)"Baylor will never beat OU in Norman."
11)"Baylor will never win another conference championship."
12)"Baylor will suck again once Bryce Petty leaves."
13)"Seth Russell is going to be a terrible QB."

I can add your post to that list, I suppose. FWIW, Baylor has been doing a pretty damned good job at hiring coaches. If/when Briles does leave, I trust Baylor to find a coach that won't send us right back to the basement.

[Curly Bill]

What I suspect will send Baylor back into the basement is if/when the NCAA looks into how they rose from the basement in the first place.

[yermom]

That's a solid meh. What was wrong with old ones?

And I'm getting a little tired of your **** SicEm :)

[Eielson]

Things I've heard on this site for years:

1)On the hiring of Art Briles: "Briles was crazy for taking that job. Nobody can win at Baylor."
2)"RGIII is okay, but he's not good enough to get them to a bowl game."
3)"RGIII is their best QB ever, and they still can't beat us (OU)!"
4)"RGIII will never win the Heisman."
5)"Baylor will go back to mediocrity when RGIII is gone."
6)"Briles will leave Baylor the very first offer he gets."
7)"Nick Florence is going to be a terrible QB."
8)"Bryce Petty is going to be a terrible QB."
9)"Baylor will never win a conference championship."
10)"Baylor will never beat OU in Norman."
11)"Baylor will never win another conference championship."
12)"Baylor will suck again once Bryce Petty leaves."
13)"Seth Russell is going to be a terrible QB."

I can add your post to that list, I suppose. FWIW, Baylor has been doing a pretty damned good job at hiring coaches. If/when Briles does leave, I trust Baylor to find a coach that won't send us right back to the basement.

You sound like a little kid that gets picked on all the time. Now that you've finished your rant, it's time to start crying and run home to your mother.

I've always said Briles is a great coach, but if you think Baylor is even close to OU as a program, you're off your rocker.

Also, some of those statements are made up.

[Eielson]

FWIW, Baylor has been doing a pretty damned good job at hiring coaches. If/when Briles does leave, I trust Baylor to find a coach that won't send us right back to the basement.

Lolwut?

Who are these good coaches they have been hiring? Guy Morriss? Kevin Steele? Dave Roberts? Chuck Reedy? Outside of Briles, it doesn't look like Baylor has hired a halfway decent coach since 1972.

[SicEmBaylor]

What I suspect will send Baylor back into the basement is if/when the NCAA looks into how they rose from the basement in the first place.

The NCAA has been all over Baylor like white on rice since the basketball scandal, and they've looked into the football program and found absolutely nothing. It's absolutely no secret and suggestions to the contrary, with zero evidence, disgust me. It wasn't overnight success either. A very good coach, a great staff, an enormous amount of hard work, a once in a lifetime athlete that brought the spotlight onto what Baylor can do, and a university with a new President, a new AD, and a large number of new BOR who are committed to athletics for the first time during our tenure in the Big XII.

[Therealsouthsider]

...all it's missing is a camel toe


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[SicEmBaylor]

Lolwut?

Who are these good coaches they have been hiring? Guy Morriss? Kevin Steele? Dave Roberts? Chuck Reedy? Outside of Briles, it doesn't look like Baylor has hired a halfway decent coach since 1972.

I was referring to the entire athletic department not football. I meant Briles, Drew, Mulkey, Knoll, Hart, etc.

[SicEmBaylor]

You sound like a little kid that gets picked on all the time. Now that you've finished your rant, it's time to start crying and run home to your mother.
Refuting a statement sounds like a little kid getting picked on? Nobody is crying. In what way can one respond and not sound like a child to you?

I've always said Briles is a great coach, but if you think Baylor is even close to OU as a program, you're off your rocker.
Who the **** said that?


Also, some of those statements are made up.
They're absolutely not. I've read every single one of those (except maybe the Russell one) at one time or another.

[Eielson]

The NCAA has been all over Baylor like white on rice since the basketball scandal, and they've looked into the football program and found absolutely nothing. It's absolutely no secret and suggestions to the contrary, with zero evidence, disgust me. It wasn't overnight success either. A very good coach, a great staff, an enormous amount of hard work, a once in a lifetime athlete that brought the spotlight onto what Baylor can do, and a university with a new President, a new AD, and a large number of new BOR who are committed to athletics for the first time during our tenure in the Big XII.

I don't know that Briles is dirty, but Drew damn sure is.

[BoulderSooner79]

If Baylor ever plays the Ducks, they better coordinate wardrobes or it will look like a scrimmage.

[Soonerjeepman]

2 things...

#1 "hand check, gentlemen"..really? you think a man would play with himself over a frickin fball uniform? wow...

#2 I know you like OU as well...but to post the bu crap on here and expect ANYONE but you to get excited...another wow...

weird just weird~

[badger]

Whatever Oregon doesn't want Baylor can have.

The truth and everyone knows it.

But, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Baylor's identity up until recently was a bunch of losers that didn't belong in the Big 12, much like Oregon was once a bunch of losers that didn't even have an indoor practice facility, despite its frigid location. So, here's to the losers. Why the hell can't we beat them anymore

[BoulderSooner79]

Whatever Oregon doesn't want Baylor can have.

The truth and everyone knows it.

But, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Baylor's identity up until recently was a bunch of losers that didn't belong in the Big 12, much like Oregon was once a bunch of losers that didn't even have an indoor practice facility, despite its frigid location. So, here's to the losers. Why the hell can't we beat them anymore

That old phrase "if you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question" comes to mind here.

[badger]

That old phrase "if you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question" comes to mind here.
The answer is not "sh1tty uniforms" so it is probably not relevant to the thread topic.

But let us discuss sh1tty Baylor uniforms since that is the thread topic. Let's have gold helmets like Notre Dame!
http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/new-baylor-chrome-gold-helmets-2013.jpg
Let's have black uniforms because everyone else does... um, I mean, because black bears are black!
http://uniformcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bay-allblack-1-620x620.jpg
Let's also put a monkey paw on the uniform in honor of Homer Simpson's four wishes:
http://uniformcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/USATSI_7487376-675x380.jpg
Finally, let's add a waist stripe because our girth dictates its necessity:
http://a2.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdigital/RSN/Southwest/2015/01/01/010115-SW-CFB-LaQuan-McGowan-PI.vadapt.620.high.0.jpg
Now... ZIMA!
http://www.portlandmercury.com/images/blogimages/2008/10/20/r_1224538346_zima.jpg

[soonergirlNeugene]

SicEm, unlike your football team, that uniform really is nothing to be proud of..

[vtsooner21]

Not to be cynical- ok; maybe a bit...What's this have to do with the Sooners? What's next, Hollywood Fashion? Sheesh!

Boomer

[BoulderSooner79]

Not to be cynical- ok; maybe a bit...What's this have to do with the Sooners? What's next, Hollywood Fashion? Sheesh!

Boomer

Anyone else think Caitlyn Jenner's Vogue cover dress was hideous? Blech!

[KantoSooner]

Wait.....you checked out her dress?

That box at the door? That's where you drop off your 'Man Card'.

[Eielson]

Wait.....you checked out her dress?

That box at the door? That's where you drop off your 'Man Card'.

Wait...you were checking out something OTHER than the dress??

[BoulderSooner79]

Wait.....you checked out her dress?

That box at the door? That's where you drop off your 'Man Card'.

Is that the same box where Bruce dropped off his, uh, man "card" ?

[Alum81]

Hand check, gentlemen!

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I'm sorry, I don't post on here enough. But the very fact that this site lets a troll from another big12 school do this, is appalling to me. Sorry, but SicEm, you need to go spend your time on a baylor board doing this Sh#T. You are not even funny. I don't care how many posts you have been allowed to have on a Sooner board, you are not funny. And if the Moderators of this board want to ban me because I call out a baylor fan that posts here, fine. Take that Sh#t to your baylor board - why in the world do the people on this board think this is worthy of response..... I don't get it. I've posted things much less than this on hornfans and was banned immediately - where are our moderators??????

[Blue]

They look good. And Bob Stoops better figure out how to stop getting curbstomped by freakin Baylor.

[Eielson]

why in the world do the people on this board think this is worthy of response..... I don't get it.

Yeah! Why would anybody respond to a post like that??


I've posted things much less than this on hornfans and was banned immediately - where are our moderators??????

Let's not model ourselves after hornfans...

[olevetonahill]

After all this about the Baylor Unis, I cant wait to see the East Popcorn St Tiddly Winks teams Unis!

[swardboy]

After all this about the Baylor Unis, I cant wait to see the East Popcorn St Tiddly Winks teams Unis!

I hear the players names wil be in Espanol...

[olevetonahill]

I hear the players names wil be in Espanol...

:drunk:

[vtsooner21]

Amen, Alum81, Amen!

And.....BOOMER!

[badger]

After all this about the Baylor Unis, I cant wait to see the East Popcorn St Tiddly Winks teams Unis!
That's Baylor's first non-conference opponent, so you'll get to see both flashy uniform designs at the same time. :P

[TAFBSooner]

Let's not model ourselves after hornfans...

Winner!

[birddog]

I thought this was a thread about chamber maids.

[birddog]

:drunk:

I really hope this site hangs around long enough to see 100k posts. Good work all the way around, vet.

[Phil]

Yeah! Why would anybody respond to a post like that??



Let's not model ourselves after hornfans...

I consider the lady who runs HornFans a friend, but holding their moderation policies up as an example of how to do things is, well . . .

[Phil]

I really hope this site hangs around long enough to see 100k posts. Good work all the way around, vet.

Nah - when he gets to 99,999, Ima set him back to 50,000. :devilish:

[olevetonahill]

Be a Long time waitin,since I might post here 10 times a week any more, Do what ya want,

[tycat947]

BINGO!

[SicEmBaylor]

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