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SicEmBaylor
1/26/2015, 07:57 PM
...I found my first gray hair this morning. A little strand of gray in my beard symbolizing my impending doom. Ugh.
olevetonahill
1/26/2015, 08:16 PM
...I found my first gray hair this morning. A little strand of gray in my beard symbolizing my impending doom. Ugh.
And ya still aint got laid yet,
Thats a shame
birddog
1/26/2015, 08:44 PM
Dudes with gray hair that own a scooter are chick magnets. You still have that beat up Baylor hat? If so you are so in!
BetterSoonerThanLater
1/27/2015, 11:35 AM
well this thread sure managed to disappoint...thanks for nuthin' :)
olevetonahill
1/27/2015, 12:40 PM
well this thread sure managed to disappoint...thanks for nuthin' :)
I know right!
I was hoping fer sompun like he started off on a 1000 mile journey on a Mo-Ped to see some young Girl that he hoped to Bed only to find out he went 800 miles in the wrong direction and a Real Biker kicked his asz and when he finally got there the chick just wanted him to be her Maid of honor at HER weddin and he drank a Zima to drown his sorrows and his Mo-ped got stolen.
Or sompun like that.
Turd_Ferguson
1/27/2015, 12:54 PM
I know right!
I was hoping fer sompun like he started off on a 1000 mile journey on a Mo-Ped to see some young Girl that he hoped to Bed only to find out he went 800 miles in the wrong direction and a Real Biker kicked his asz and when he finally got there the chick just wanted him to be her Maid of honor at HER weddin and he drank a Zima to drown his sorrows and his Mo-ped got stolen.
Or sompun like that.
You left out the part where she stuck his cigar up his *****.
olevetonahill
1/27/2015, 01:26 PM
You left out the part where she stuck his cigar up his *****.
Thats another story LOL
Soonerjeepman
1/28/2015, 03:19 PM
dang....I thought it was going to be a fill in the blank~
Caspar the friendly pube... has a nice ring to it.
Breadburner
1/30/2015, 07:04 AM
He was doomed way before this.......
SoonerStormchaser
2/1/2015, 03:56 PM
I opened this thread thinking the title was "my fist."
I was disappointed Chuck Norris wasn't on the opposite side of the click.
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