OU-OSU haikus

[soonergirlNeugene]

Let's meltdown in style.
5 - 7 - 5 format


Two more time-outs left
Better save them for OT
Said no coach evar

A backup QB
Thirty-five to twenty-one
Nice play-calling, Josh

Farsighted DBs
Should have no place on our team
Can't see inside 10

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

We suck so damn bad
It's really hard to fathom
Given the coaches' pay

[Therealsouthsider]

My brother needs work
My ex quarterback does too
I smell like the vault


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[soonerfan69]

Wife took a crap in the toilet
Dog took a crap in the yard
Sooners took a crap on the field
What a crappy day

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

I seem to recall
Days when the team had swagger
Guess those days are lost

[kenth68]

*^&* $&$& $*#@ $&&# #&#$
*$&# $&&# $*#* $&&# #$#@ @#$# @#$@
$*## #&$& $&&@ @$%@ #$%@

[soonergirlNeugene]

Three losses at home
Reminds me of the nineties
But I can drink now

First year of playoff
But my Sooners **** the bed
Better luck next year

Pokes win in Norman
Thrilling overtime finish
No livestock is safe

[Since71ASooner4Life]

I seem to recall
Days when the team had swagger
Guess those days are lost


Thank you - mention of that word swagger and this team in the same sentence gave me that good chuckle I was really needing to start this week's healing

[Pricetag]

I'm so glad we lost.
Winning Who Gives a **** Bowl
Won't start hype machine.

[soonergirlNeugene]

Bob Stoops' worst season
Worst defense in the Big 12
Better than Texas

[Therealsouthsider]

It's third down and one
They will never expect pass
I should call time-out

[Therealsouthsider]

Wilkinson had three
and Barry Switzer did too
Let's give Stoops a raise

[Eielson]

Things won't go our way
I thought we killed the horsepigs
**** you Toby Keith

[Therealsouthsider]

Let's pass, no let's run
Let's talk down to press and fans
Bud turns in his grave

[soonergirlNeugene]

Trojans, Trees, Irish
Potential bowl opponents
Marquee toilet bowl

[Therealsouthsider]

Five minutes to go
We have a 14pt lead
Let's crawl into shell

[EatLeadCommie]

Game is on the line
Let's go into brainfart mode
We crap the bed best

[soonergirlNeugene]

Fire Coach Venables
Bring back Mike Stoops as DC
Was soooo three years ago

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

As the night wears on
And reality sets in
I thank God for booze

[SoonerMarkVA]

No Quarterback U
No Linebacker U, either
Stoops' house sure is nice

[Therealsouthsider]

Let's blame the punter
Josh needs another hotdog
Hello crappy Bowl

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Been shaking my head
As crazy as it sounds, we
Out Poke Choked the Pokes.

[soonergirlNeugene]

Playoff Committee
More BS than BCS
Games did not matter

[SoonerMarkVA]

One true champion
Contradictions are stupid
Stoops' house sure is nice