What does an Ok State fan do when his football team wins a National Championship?

[cherokeebrewer]

Turns off the Xbox and goes to bed...

[vtsooner21]

Rolls over & hopes that he'll have another great dream...
Boomer

[ouduckhunter]

Smokes more crack.

[BoulderSooner79]

Wonders how all those football players turned into such great wrestlers.

[KantoSooner]

Promises to never, EVER, use those horse shoes again.

[deweydw]

... Goes outside and yells at the sheep "YOU'RE NEXT!!"

[Tear Down This Wall]

This is a trick question - there is no answer because it's never happened. File this one under Kip's "Like anyone could even know that."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxN9Mw6iQUs

[vtsooner21]

... Goes outside and yells at the sheep "YOU"RE NEXT!!"

And along those same lines, offers up a toast of Woolite all around

[KantoSooner]

This question would actually make a good Zen koan:

"Ah, Grasshopper, What does a Pokey do when his football team wins a natty?"

Acolyte: <embarrassed silence><deep introspection><enlightenment>

[badger]

Laments the day the program dropped to Division 3, but that's what happens without Boone Pickens money

[SoonerMarkVA]

Like the old tootsie-roll tootsie pop commercial used to say: the world may never know.

[KantoSooner]

he'd probably take it as a sign of the end times and just hunker down to await his fate.

[stoopified]

wak e up ,wipe the tears from his eyes after realizing it was only a dream. Next he pushes his favorite sheep out of bed and goes into the kitchen for breakfast.

[8timechamps]

A scrawny man walks into a bar in Stillwater and sits down for a drink. He looks at the guy sitting next to him and says "Hey, you want to hear a really funny OSU joke?". The guy sitting next to him notices he's wearing an OU class ring and says "That may not be a good idea.". The first guy says "Why?". The guy sitting next to him says "You see the bartender? He played football for OSU. You see those three large guys sitting at the other end of the bar? They all played football for OSU. Look at me, I'm 6'5" and 275 pounds, and I played football for OSU. Are you sure you want to tell that joke in here?". The OU guy looks at the bartender, the three guys at the table and the guy sitting next to him and says "Never-mind, I don't feel like explaining it 5 times."


*rimshot*

[soonergirlNeugene]

Celebrates for a month and doesn't care that they lost their bowl game vs Directional Michigan b/c dangit - they beat them GOONERS! #1!!!

[Therealsouthsider]

....have you ever seen the movie 'Scanners'?


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[Flagstaffsooner]

Gundy picked a five pound booger and his head collapsed before he could eat it.

[badger]

Gets startled when the band starts playing "Boomer Sooner," then realizes that he's been watching OU, not OSU