The Truth About Horns Football

[Soonerwake]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/about-100-brains-missing-from-university-of-texas/ar-BBggiWW

[dwarthog]

Saw this earlier this AM and had the same exact thought!

[David Earl]

Welp, there you have it...

[Breadburner]

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140820150342/moviedatabase/images/0/07/Igor_-_Young_Frankenstein.jpg

[KantoSooner]

Eyegor! Knew that little bastard would have his hand in it someway.

[swardboy]

They're trying to create another VY!! Er, wait....

[BoulderSooner79]

I wonder who got the one from Abby Normal?

[Aries]

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Well, I suppose he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

[soonergirlNeugene]

Is that article referring to the football team or the coaching staff?

[badger]

All this time we were worrying about Ebola we should have been worrying about zombies :mack:

[lexsooner]

Among the stolen brains may be Texas Tower shooter Charles Whitman's. So if the there is a shootout with the thief with his loot, Whitman's brains may be blown out for a second time?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I hope they still have VY's brain.

http://www.foodnavigator-usa.com/var/plain_site/storage/images/publications/food-beverage-nutrition/foodnavigator-usa.com/market/us-pea-protein-market-ready-to-explode/7862544-1-eng-GB/US-pea-protein-market-ready-to-explode_strict_xxl.jpg