Coach Gundy . . .

[TAFBSooner]

(Guest poster for today is Berry "Paywall" Tramel.)

Gundy:
. . . is at war with his own quarterbacks.
. . . is at war with the Oklahoma media.
. . . is at war with his by-far biggest funder.

He also "chaps his fans."

OK.

[SoonerorLater]

is busy updating his resume

[bluedogok]

...is listening to back door offers.

[rock on sooner]

...is listening to back door offers.

Is keeping his "back door" against the wall! :highly_amused:

[Landthief 1972]

...can't keep his players out of the brothel, er, sheep pens.

[David Earl]

...needs more hair gel.

[olevetonahill]

Poses in the Nude
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[BoulderSooner79]

…is an OLD man. Well over 40.

[BRS]

Will still be a loser a week from Monday.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

...isn't REALLY a man.

[birddog]

Uses anal lube as hair gel.

[KantoSooner]

still marvels over the luck of being able to coach at 'Pokey'.

[BigTip]

...called Bo to ask, "and they still pay you after they can you?"

[badger]

... was considered the front-runner to the Florida job till people figured out he was pursuing it, not the other way around.

... tabs himself the starting quarterback; leaves actual OSU quarterbacks in limbo till gameday

... no longer spends Thanksgiving with Cale, because that's usually around the time Cale lands his latest running back commit

... is at his "New York Yankees job." The Yankees didn't make the postseason, either.

[David Earl]

...is a pinko commie left footed hippie teenage walrus loving smart alec loud mouth jazzercising baboon.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Thinks Stillwater is the center of the universe, fashion, finance and the entertainment industry...

[dwarthog]

Is hoping that Garanimals modeling contract comes through before the end of the season so he's not out of work for long....

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

Uses anal lube as hair gel.

explains why he always has his head up his ***

[ouduckhunter]

Is practicing his Gator Chomp just in case....

[WA. Sooner]

Is suing chia pet for infringing upon his likeness

[badger]

... has a deal with Bovada that automatically includes him in every coaching search odds no matter how crazy

[swardboy]

is using the OSU gig as a springboard to a dancing career.

[Turd_Ferguson]

...paid Otha Armstrong to steal coach Switzer's rings.