Jealous Whorns or Cowpukes or jerk Sooner fan?

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About a month ago that we should be crimson OU logo magnets on OUr white car to so it would stand out in a parking lot and be easier to spot Jokingly I said WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE FOR SOME FLYING DICKWHEEL TO STEAL ONE OR BOTH. Long story short,came out of Walmart and sre enough.one was gone.Today we ate at Olive Garden on I-240 and someone had stolen the other one. Can't fathom the thought process that says,I'm going to steal an OU magnet off someone else's car. Hope it IS an a-hole jealous opposing fan and not a low-life Sooner fan.

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I;ve come to the conclusion that the thief was a jerk Sooner fan who is too cheap to buy their own magnets.My reasoning? My new magnets have been untouched since the loss to T.Boone State. Apparently the desire to publicly identify as a Sooner has waned.