Coach Briles

[olevetonahill]

Sucks the chocolate off Chocolate covered Peanuts then serves the nuts as a Party treat.

[KantoSooner]

...doesn't want to talk about how he keeps his 'special' relationship with Texas HS coaches. And instructed his attorneys to specifically deny that it involves fishnet stockings, a tu-tu and a five gallon tub of butter flavored Crisco.

[rock on sooner]

Sucks the chocolate off Chocolate covered Peanuts then serves the nuts as a Party treat.

and also uses the peanuts as a trail to follow home from recruiting in Saxet.

[deweydw]

... likes to go out in the woods and do what bears doo.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Puts catsup on his corn dog.

[KantoSooner]

Al fresco is highly underrated.
Just sayin'.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Has wooden dentures...

[soonergirlNeugene]

... sleeps in an Oregon onesie.

[deweydw]

... sometimes gets mistaken for Eb from Green Acres.

http://www.maggiore.net/greenacres/images/e281.jpg

[KantoSooner]

The way Eb carried that chicken around always troubled me...

[dwarthog]

Has day glow orange and green laces in his aerobic sneakers.

[KantoSooner]

Has a picture of Sicem on his bedroom ceiling.

[BermudaSooner]

Gets into the right lane before a light, and then doesn't turn right on red...

[deweydw]

... once had woman ask him "Show me your nuts." So he stuck his thumbs in his ears and jumped up and down.

[SicEmBaylor]

...drinks win and pisses excellence.

[olevetonahill]

...drinks Zima and pisses Sicem.

FIFY

[badger]

...drinks grape juice and praises Jesus

[KantoSooner]

Recipe for a 'Purple Jesus':

In a five gallon galvanized tub, place a 20 lb block of ice.
Empty approximately two dozen packs of artificially sweetened grape koolaid on top of the ice block.
Pour two gallons of Everclear, room temp, over the top of the ice. If done correctly, the ice will shatter sometime about halfway through pouring.
Stir around with whatever stick is handy.
Consume through a shared length of surgical tubing (though straws will suffice) until desired distance from sobriety is achieved.

Caution: though obviously firearms, power tools, pyrotechnics and generally fire, sharp and or pointy, hard or heavy things are to be avoided for some time after consumption, and for heaven's sake don't drive, some numbskull will inevitably have the bright idea to engage in such. Choose fellow celebrants wisely.

End of PSA

[Eielson]

Has a picture of Sicem on his bedroom ceiling.

Wait...does this mean I need to take mine down?

[Bonehead]

Pulls his hat down over his eyes before entering a liquor store.

[KantoSooner]

Wait...does this mean I need to take mine down?
Hell no! I have it on good authority that SicEm has an Art Briles poster over his bed!

[BermudaSooner]

dances on campus, just to be a bad boy, when nobody is looking....

[KantoSooner]

Smiles when he tells Satan to get behind him.

[olevetonahill]

Goes thru the McDonald's drive thru and orders a Whopper then Giggles like a little girl

[ouduckhunter]

Works out with the Shake Weight.

[OUmillenium]

...hopes the Sooners don't rush his qb and don't let TK keep it on the zone read.

[SicEmBaylor]

Wait...does this mean I need to take mine down?

How you doin' big boy?

[SicEmBaylor]

Hell no! I have it on good authority that SicEm has an Art Briles poster over his bed!

Sometimes Briles; sometimes Stonewall Jackson. It all depends. Variety is the flavor of life.