Coach Rhoads

[olevetonahill]

Is Trying to get the TeeVee preachers to Pray a Miracle on his team this sat.

[rock on sooner]

Might be "layin' in tha weeds"....jus sayin...

[ouduckhunter]

Thinks Crocs are hip.

[TAFBSooner]

. . . is hopin' OUr coaching staff is wasting time reading this thread and laughing about facing the Cyclones.

[BoulderSooner79]

Is envious of the coaching skills of Coach Bye.

[KantoSooner]

Has been on the phone with Les Miles, asking for the name of Les' voodoo lady.

[olevetonahill]

Stepped in Dog Poop and thinks its a Lucky Charm

[deweydw]

... thinks he can play the geetar.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/762533/rhoadsrockinfinal_medium.gif

[ddub0224]

Misphells his nhame

[deweydw]

... likes the two finger prostate exam.

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[Aries]

....wants to REALLY showcase his talents on "Dancing with the Stars".

[ouduckhunter]

Took the rhoad less travelled and got lost.....

[dwarthog]

Puts toe jam on his toast on game days.....

[oudivesherpa]

Has to add some spice to Iowa. Iowa is boring that it's closed for the winter, everyone goes to Florida for the winter, sits on a park bench and says, "the corn crop was really good this year..it was knee high before the 4th of July."

[ouduckhunter]

Has a headache.