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olevetonahill
10/5/2014, 06:57 PM
Serves Chitlins to the Players before, After and During all games!
olevetonahill
10/5/2014, 07:32 PM
Heh
birddog
10/5/2014, 07:56 PM
Asked Michael Richards to be the next guest speaker for the whorns following the inspiration mcconaughey gave em.
rock on sooner
10/5/2014, 08:11 PM
.will run out of players to dismiss...SOON...
Curly Bill
10/5/2014, 09:02 PM
...is not as scared for this coming Saturday as he was a few days ago.
ouduckhunter
10/5/2014, 09:03 PM
Suffers from iron poor blood.
Therealsouthsider
10/5/2014, 09:39 PM
...hired Richard Simmons for strength and conditioning

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deweydw
10/7/2014, 10:35 AM
... has Pinocchio coming in to give the pre game speech to the players.
cherokeebrewer
10/7/2014, 11:06 AM
Smokes a doobie after midnight...
KantoSooner
10/7/2014, 11:23 AM
Which is way better than smoking a 'dontbee'.
IslandSooner
10/7/2014, 11:46 AM
Enjoys a considerable amount of "Tito's" at breakfast before all 11:00am games............. Oh wait, that would be me!!
dwarthog
10/7/2014, 11:48 AM
Dreams of Bevo everynight, cut up into steaks and served medium rare!
ouduckhunter
10/7/2014, 04:55 PM
Makes a mean lima bean slurpee.
BoomerSoonerTexasscks
10/8/2014, 11:11 AM
Is in love with Trevor Knight too
Flagstaffsooner
10/8/2014, 12:00 PM
Farts in the bathtub and bites the bubble.
deweydw
10/8/2014, 01:47 PM
... plays tiddle with his winky.
Aries
10/8/2014, 01:55 PM
...wants to know where he can get a Boomer Sooner ring tone, and why they call him AD when his initials are AP.
badger
10/8/2014, 02:01 PM
...rehearses Remember the Titans quotes in the mirror for several hours before trying the same lines on UT players
badger
10/8/2014, 02:02 PM
...rolls his eyes at A&M fans who ask "Did you know that we hired a black first?"
ouduckhunter
10/8/2014, 04:34 PM
Wants to checkerboard the end zones so UT can be as cool as Tennessee.
badger
10/8/2014, 04:41 PM
... vows to search one county of Texas per year until he finds another Vince Young
ouduckhunter
10/8/2014, 04:45 PM
Is having Vince Young cloned in a top secret government laboratory deep in the bowels of China.
deweydw
10/9/2014, 06:37 AM
... is disappointed that his thread does not have as many pages as any of Mack Browns threads.
BigTip
10/9/2014, 08:19 AM
..is Mathew McConaughey's secret bongo buddy.
TAFBSooner
10/10/2014, 08:58 PM
. . . is getting used to the phrase ". . . never quite lived up to the hype" after the names of whorn players.
olevetonahill
10/10/2014, 09:28 PM
Wonders where the Yeller went. Then remembers Oh yea I got his job.
ouwasp
10/10/2014, 09:39 PM
...examines his scalp shine approvingly in the bathroom mirror...buff rag handy, just in case.