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olevetonahill
9/29/2014, 12:13 AM
Giggles like a little girl when he hears " Horny Toad"
deweydw
9/29/2014, 10:45 AM
... wears Pooh Bear onesies.
badger
9/29/2014, 10:57 AM
... is petitioning Nintendo to make their newest Pokemon a purple spikey frog named "Superfrogachu"
Jason White's Third Knee
9/30/2014, 09:11 AM
... is petitioning Nintendo to make their newest Pokemon a purple spikey frog named "Superfrogachu"

Gesundheit.
Jason White's Third Knee
9/30/2014, 09:25 AM
...sold his soul to the devil so that he could play guitar as good as C.C. DeVille.
badger
9/30/2014, 09:50 AM
... tells recruits that TCU is more Christian than SMU and Baylor combined.
SoonerMarkVA
9/30/2014, 10:08 AM
... ripped into the Mickey D worker who told him he couldn't blow the touchdown horn after getting his Big Mac.
BetterSoonerThanLater
9/30/2014, 10:10 AM
wishes he could change the team name from the horned frogs to the Toads, because he likes the rumbling sound in his throat when he says Toads....
badger
9/30/2014, 10:19 AM
...after watching the Mighty Ducks movie, tried to lead his team in a motivational round of shouting "RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT"
msteudem
9/30/2014, 11:34 AM
Is petitioning the AD to change their mascot to Barney.
BigTip
9/30/2014, 05:57 PM
..sleeps with a purple binkie
BoulderSooner79
9/30/2014, 06:02 PM
…sweats like he's in a perpetual hot yoga class.
badger
10/1/2014, 11:14 AM
... turns into the purple teletubbie when he doesn't eat a Snickers
BermudaSooner
10/1/2014, 11:17 AM
Just gives out tricks for Halloween, no treats.
deweydw
10/1/2014, 11:26 AM
... puts his left foot in and shakes it all about.
badger
10/1/2014, 12:53 PM
... hums a happy tune while singing "still undefeated for three more days! still undefeated for three more days!"
Jason White's Third Knee
10/1/2014, 04:18 PM
... makes everyone ask for "Patter-cakes" when he cooks hamburgers on the grill.
Jason White's Third Knee
10/1/2014, 11:07 PM
... thinks that he is the greatest thread ender of all time.
deweydw
10/2/2014, 11:52 AM
... still can't figure out who's on first.
Flagstaffsooner
10/2/2014, 02:00 PM
Likes coaching drug dealers...

until they get caught.
SoonerMarkVA
10/2/2014, 04:04 PM
... actually knows why dead men don't wear plaid--and might tell you for a Klondike bar.
ouduckhunter
10/2/2014, 07:17 PM
High fives the mascot so he can catch warts.
deweydw
10/2/2014, 09:14 PM
Likes coaching drug dealers...

until they get caught.

... tried recruiting Tyrone Biggums.

http://crackberry.com/sites/crackberry.com/files/styles/w325/public/images/wallpaper_20090701031446_18072449222.jpg?itok=KXYa 0sOW
Turd_Ferguson
10/2/2014, 09:27 PM
...secretly keeps a horned frog in his underwears...
olevetonahill
10/2/2014, 10:48 PM
His wife calls his willy her little Horny Toad.
WA. Sooner
10/3/2014, 01:55 AM
puts his ebay feedback on his resume
WA. Sooner
10/3/2014, 01:56 AM
Has a different version of leapfrog
dwarthog
10/3/2014, 08:55 AM
Can't wait to wear his Little Mermaid costume this Halloween....