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8timechamps
9/25/2014, 07:13 PM
With 1:35 left in the 1st, the pokes are tied with Taco Tech 7-7.

Neither team looks great, but Tech's offense has looked better than the pokes.

ouduckhunter
9/25/2014, 07:34 PM
Go fake designer watch.....

Turd_Ferguson
9/25/2014, 07:34 PM
Pokes got guys drop'n like flies...

ouduckhunter
9/25/2014, 07:39 PM
And another one bites the dust.....

8timechamps
9/25/2014, 07:41 PM
Starting to feel like Tech could blow this one open.

aurorasooner
9/25/2014, 07:44 PM
With 1:35 left in the 1st, the pokes are tied with Taco Tech 7-7.

Neither team looks great, but Tech's offense has looked better than the pokes.I was gonna say, I'm a man vs B Mayfield haters, but that'll do.
I don't know why but when I hear the stool state QB's name it reminds of the ski fi movie where the humans were in a space war with a cross between a lizard, horny toad, and turtle creatures, and one human and one alien were marooned on an inhospitable planet. (can't remember the name of the movie & too lazy to look it up) The sheep humper fans remind me of the aliens.

Good sports night. 2 decent CFB games that aren't on at the same time and also the nfl to switch to during the lame commercial breaks, then DVRing the Ryder Cup to watch in the am.

ouduckhunter
9/25/2014, 07:51 PM
Come on Poke Em!

Wishboned
9/25/2014, 08:02 PM
This game is 2AM drunk and lonely ugly.

TXSooner
9/25/2014, 08:02 PM
these unis make me feel better about the ones nike gave us. having to remind myself who it is playing against osu.

okiewaker
9/25/2014, 08:05 PM
Poke offense makes me laugh. Bomb,bomb, and another bombs. That's pretty much it. Lol

Wishboned
9/25/2014, 08:08 PM
If Tech had any receivers that could catch the ball this game would be a blowout.

BetterSoonerThanLater
9/25/2014, 08:18 PM
For life of me I can't figure out what is in the tech helmets

okiewaker
9/25/2014, 08:19 PM
Poke offense is throwing bombs to set up the passing, of more bombs.

8timechamps
9/25/2014, 08:20 PM
Inexperience at QB. He's got to learn to throw that away...or get a few yards on the ground. Not that I care what he learns...

Piware
9/25/2014, 08:40 PM
Little Cowpatty has a rocket for an arm but that is it. I don't think he is even sure who he is throwing at. Classic example of how sometimes its better to be lucky than good.

ouduckhunter
9/25/2014, 08:40 PM
For life of me I can't figure out what is in the tech helmets

We are trying to figure that out too.

birddog
9/25/2014, 08:44 PM
Its a taco supreme right?

Piware
9/25/2014, 08:44 PM
Pokes got guys drop'n like flies...

I wish Tech could get one good bell ringer sack on the Poke QB. Take him out for a while and lets see what their "secret weapon" is. Gumby suited up?

ouduckhunter
9/25/2014, 08:46 PM
In my nearly half a century of hating on Pokie U I have noticed that they start off really slowly and make you think they are gonna choke. However, they will somehow pick up steam late 2nd quarter, early 3rd, and snatch victory from the jaws of the under dog! Come on Tech and show the man how it's done!

okiewaker
9/25/2014, 08:46 PM
TT helmet logo looks like a bandit looking guy sitting on a bull.

soonergirlNeugene
9/25/2014, 08:47 PM
btw, nice job w/ the title of this thread. Kliff is such a poser.

birddog
9/25/2014, 08:48 PM
Score? Cant find stream

Wishboned
9/25/2014, 08:59 PM
28-14 OSU

soonergirlNeugene
9/25/2014, 08:59 PM
Oklast 28, TacoTech 14

Mazeppa
9/25/2014, 09:01 PM
Coach (ha ha) Kliff, Your out of your league, go get a real job.

achiro
9/25/2014, 09:30 PM
The helmet logo is the masked dude sitting on a horse running directly at you.

achiro
9/25/2014, 09:31 PM
Kind of like this.
http://www.depts.ttu.edu/centerforcampuslife/spiritsquads/images/web%20pics/MR/MRlogosmall.jpg

soonergirlNeugene
9/25/2014, 09:37 PM
Karma Klingsbury

swardboy
9/25/2014, 09:41 PM
Uh oh....down goes Webb the qb. Bring in Mayfield. er...

Therealsouthsider
9/25/2014, 10:15 PM
....good gawd, it's like watching two retards fighting over a juice-box

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BlownGP
9/25/2014, 11:53 PM
This game was so ugly!!!! wow..

vtsooner21
9/26/2014, 07:12 AM
Agreed, the helmets for Taco Tech looked as though they were designed by a child's finger-painting group. Couldn't tell what it was until I compared the helmets to those shown on their unis..As far as the game, what a comedy of errors with bombs away and penalties. Kingsbury really should decide if he wants to see Webb finish the season watching from the sidelines due to his scrambling inabilities. If you were coach & had only a freshman for backup, would you want Webb taking off? Was a very "entertaining" game to view. Kinda reminded me of watching clowns pile out of a small car...But the juice-box reference works as well.

Boomer

SCSoonerfan
9/26/2014, 07:12 AM
I seen lots of things Josh can exploit on both teams. I think Optimus Perine is gonna have some fun in a few weeks.

LesNessman
9/26/2014, 07:22 AM
Best thing about this game; constant facepalms from KK and the TT coaches.

SoonerMarkVA
9/26/2014, 08:04 AM
....good gawd, it's like watching two retards fighting over a juice-box

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You win the Internet for the rest of the week. Enjoy!

SoonerPride
9/26/2014, 09:05 AM
For life of me I can't figure out what is in the tech helmets

I never did figure it out. I assumed it was an abstract painting by Jackson Pollock.

Pride1Mom
9/26/2014, 09:09 AM
Who designed the Texas Tech unis? Christian Dior? DUMB! And the Pistol Pete helmets for OSU are stupid!

Pride1Mom
9/26/2014, 09:12 AM
The design on Tech's unis and on the shoulders and thigh is the head of a horse with the rider with a flowing cape.

8timechamps
9/26/2014, 12:29 PM
What a trainwreck of a game.

Some 'interesting' stats:

1,040 combined yard of offense (both teams were over 500)

5 combined turovers

26 combined penalties for a total of 287 yards (TT had 16, OSU had 10)

OSU ran the ball 42 times (3.8 ypc), Tech ran the ball 30 times (3.9 ypc)


It's funny how the game at Tech was the one conference game everyone seemed a little nervous about before the season, then WVU ended up being the tough game. West Virginia *should* beat both of these teams.

SoonerMarkVA
9/26/2014, 12:44 PM
What a trainwreck of a game.

Some 'interesting' stats:

1,040 combined yard of offense (both teams were over 500)

5 combined turovers

26 combined penalties for a total of 287 yards (TT had 16, OSU had 10)

OSU ran the ball 42 times (3.8 ypc), Tech ran the ball 30 times (3.9 ypc)


It's funny how the game at Tech was the one conference game everyone seemed a little nervous about before the season, then WVU ended up being the tough game. West Virginia *should* beat both of these teams.

Boy, I hope they do. I hope they club them like baby seals. Wouldn't mind seeing them knock off at least 1 of KSU or BU, too. Now that I've been to Morgantown for 2 games, they're quickly becoming my next-favorite team in the XII.

achiro
9/26/2014, 01:00 PM
The helmet logo is the masked dude sitting on a horse running directly at you.


Kind of like this.
http://www.depts.ttu.edu/centerforcampuslife/spiritsquads/images/web%20pics/MR/MRlogosmall.jpg


I never did figure it out. I assumed it was an abstract painting by Jackson Pollock.
Really? Why do I bother? :)

EatLeadCommie
9/26/2014, 01:53 PM
Really? Why do I bother? :)

They did a horrible job by applying that logo at an angle and by making it oversized. I couldn't tell what it was by looking at it. It is only in close up pics and with the comparison you showed that I can tell what it is IF I **** my head to one side.

Judge Smails
9/26/2014, 05:39 PM
I was thinking "Battery Throwers vs Turkey Leg Throwers"



btw, nice job w/ the title of this thread.