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Jason White's Third Knee
9/22/2014, 07:39 PM
...thinks N'Sync wrote a song about him.

BoulderSooner79
9/22/2014, 08:10 PM
… swings either way.

Therealsouthsider
9/22/2014, 10:00 PM
....doesn't know whether he's coming or going


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delhalew
9/22/2014, 11:06 PM
...refuses to sell.

WA. Sooner
9/23/2014, 03:07 AM
Use to coach Baylor

Turd_Ferguson
9/23/2014, 06:10 AM
Says he used to live on the corner of Main & Lindsey.

SoonerMarkVA
9/23/2014, 06:32 AM
drinks Diet Rite soda in an attempt to lose those unsightly pounds.

badger
9/23/2014, 08:24 AM
...caused OSU to fall out of one of the polls :stunned:

oupride
9/23/2014, 01:58 PM
counted to infinity. Twice.

KantoSooner
9/23/2014, 02:34 PM
divides by zero. Every time.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/24/2014, 06:26 AM
...watches two hours of game film and three hours of cat videos every day.

Aries
9/24/2014, 06:32 AM
...probably won't even show up for the game.

SoonerMarkVA
9/24/2014, 07:00 AM
is desperately seeking his first scholarship athlete.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/24/2014, 07:09 AM
...hates it when the media spells his name "By".

ouduckhunter
9/24/2014, 12:27 PM
Gargles with molasses.

tnraider1
9/24/2014, 01:04 PM
Hangs out with Hasselhoff and Bieber.

deweydw
9/24/2014, 02:04 PM
... will not make the playoffs.

Turd_Ferguson
9/24/2014, 02:30 PM
Has sent Lee Corso their mascot head.

WA. Sooner
9/24/2014, 05:14 PM
Uses Corso as their mascot head

ouduckhunter
9/24/2014, 07:01 PM
Is excited that his wife, and parents signed up for his Pay Per Fan program.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/24/2014, 10:52 PM
... is a Bye sexual.

aurorasooner
9/25/2014, 08:30 AM
EsecPN and CBSec have the Sooners on upset alert this weekend against Coach Bye. Their brilliant talking heads figure that with his previous record, ""He hasn't lost a game yet"", "We can't pick against him".

When asked about Coach Bye at the Ryder Cup, Lefty said "on a legit tip, he bought his stock". Not to be outdone, Rory said that with Coach Bye's previous resume of not losing, it would be futile to sue him.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/25/2014, 10:10 AM
...puts Splenda in his sweet tea.

BoomerJoeDon
9/25/2014, 06:23 PM
............is coach of the year in the SEC.

SanDiegoSoonerGal
9/26/2014, 01:58 AM
Refused my invitation to be my prom date.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/26/2014, 05:39 PM
...gets really bored when there isn't a game over the weekend.

salth2o
9/27/2014, 09:12 AM
Is always a no show.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/28/2014, 07:26 AM
...didn't say jack in the post game presser.