Coach Holgorsen

[olevetonahill]

Pees in Gatorade Bottles and leaves them sitting around for the Unsuspecting

[KantoSooner]

looks kind of 'rapey' according to some women.

[BermudaSooner]

Leaves his grocery cart in the parking lot at Walmart, rather than returning it to the return bin.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Has already ordered a bunch of couches from the Mattress Brothers and shipped them up...He plans to dump them along the dorm road and Fraternity row...

[dwarthog]

Wears depends to the casino so he doesn't have to stop for bathroom breaks.

[salth2o]

Wishes he could dance like Jesco White.

[OklaPony]

Drives 1 mph under the speed limit in the left lane of interstate highways.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Still smells like stoolwater.

[freshchris05]

Wishes he could dance like Jesco White.

There's Jesco, Elvis, and the devil.

[badger]

...was so dedicated to being OSU's offensive coordinator that he stayed in a Stillwater hotel and didn't own a house/rent an apartment.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[deweydw]

... keeps rewinding the OU/Tennessee game just hear Kirk Herbstreit say peter, peter, peter, peter, peter.

[Therealsouthsider]

....is really Ron Howard's little brother

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[salth2o]

Is reminding fans to set their VCR's to record the game.

[badger]

... decided to go all creepy upon arriving in West Virginia, so the current head coach clued in the local media to his poor character ways to get him out... and then Dana Holgorsen was coach-in-waiting no more, but made the head coach immediately! Wait.... how'd that happen?

[picasso]

Wears a skullet

Can't get in a casino in the tri-county area

[msteudem]

Eats grapes in the produce section of grocery stores and never buys the bag of grapes.

[olevetonahill]

Turns the Toilet paper roll upside down

[WA. Sooner]

Is on a country road waiting for his mountain momma to take him home were he belongs

[ouduckhunter]

Thinks cheerleaders should clog dance at half time shows.

[BoulderSooner79]

… is undergoing gender reassignment and started by changing Dan -> Dana

[SCSoonerfan]

So I'm in the building with holgerson doing his radio show. Anyone want an autograph?

[olevetonahill]

So I'm in the building with holgerson doing his radio show. Anyone want an autograph?

Only if its on Toilet Paper.

[Piware]

Got his hair plugs fertilized at OSU and they went plumb crazy. Out of control but mad Poke scientists are looking for a cure.

[ouwasp]

...gets wistful as he enjoys Brokeback Mountain...for the 100th time...

[Sammalone]

.....wanted the Texas job but his landline was off the hook when Patterson called.

[birddog]

...envies nick hodgsons mullet.

[nighttrain12]

Still smells like stoolwater.

Winner!