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aurorasooner
9/15/2014, 12:14 AM
If Eric Striker would have blitzed Chris Sims instead of TRRW it would just have been a 2 point safety.

Joe Washington says that if Eric Striker would have been returning that punt against USCw, he would've scored.

Kenny King gave Striker his "jet shoes"

Jerry Jones called and said he could be the next Dallas Cowboys' Bob Hayes. The Mexican National Soccer team topped that saying he could change nationalities and play soccer and they would "strike the name "Speedy Gonzales" from all their cartoons.

The Texas/San Antonio Roadrunners want to rename their team the Texas/SA Strikers.

Even the SEC fans admit that Striker has SEC speed.

Barry Switzer had him hidden away the day before the recruiting deadline and Striker wasn't even born.

When he set the world record in HS track, his high school thought they measured the 220 around the curve at 200 yards.
They were wrong. He really is "the fastest man alive"

The Oregon Ducks called him Saturday night after the game and wanted him to transfer and play running back. They guaranteed him that with their NCAA connections he would not have to sit out a year. He transferred, but then he's so quick he's back at OU, and he didn't miss a class, a game or a practice.

He can spell Tennessee with three e's one s and one n and still be right.

Even the "most interesting man in the world" drinks "Striker Beer"

stay thirsty my friends............

dwarthog
9/15/2014, 07:42 AM
Did you get that thirst quenched?

Nice set of "He's so quick" lines, should be interesting to see what others come up with.

Aries
9/15/2014, 10:41 AM
He's so quick he chased HIMSELF around the world, caught himself from behind, and sacked himself.

BermudaSooner
9/15/2014, 12:45 PM
He had his first wet dream in utero

deweydw
9/16/2014, 09:59 AM
... Superman said "What the hell was that?".

SoonerMarkVA
9/16/2014, 10:35 AM
... he never ages.

deweydw
9/16/2014, 11:43 AM
... scientists are having to rethink Albert Einstiens theory of relativity.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/16/2014, 01:01 PM
...he had already fathered 2 children by the time he lost his virginity.