Coach Jones

[olevetonahill]

Secretly hates the color orange

[SoonerDomiNation]

Will be smoking blue grass around midnight Saturday

[deweydw]

... cried when he found out that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person.

[tnraider1]

.....rolls his eyes every time the band plays that stupid Rocky Top song.

[KantoSooner]

Uses spray tan and hopes it WILL turn orange.

[badger]

... had parents who wanted to guarantee that he'd never be the beyonce

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Secretly gave Smokey the mascot ticks and fleas to keep him from the game...

[SoonerorLater]

Has an autographed picture of Justin Bieber hung in his office for inspiration.

[dwarthog]

Wishes he could have a bulldog for a pet. Also has a poster of UGA IX in his garage.

[BermudaSooner]

Doesn't pull out his checkbook from his fanny pack to pay for groceries until the groceries are all totalled up and bagged.

[BigTip]

Butch Haircut Jones.






Sorry, I don't know how to put that into the "Coach Jones...." format. But saying it just makes me laugh!
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[deweydw]

... is often mistaken for Sargent Stadanko.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Always push's on doors that have a pull sign.

[Aries]

Hates Sandra Bullock for saying "I will NOT wear that gaudy orange!"

[KantoSooner]

But, along with all other males on the planet, admires her choice in off white skirts.

[SoonerDomiNation]

Thought he was related to pat jones

[vtsooner21]

Drinks orange kool aid just to get rid of it...He likes how it turns yellow afterward
Boomer

[BoulderSooner79]

Can't keep up with himself.

[ouduckhunter]

Has a colonoscopy before every game.

[Therealsouthsider]

...is packing adult diapers for his trip to Norman

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[WA. Sooner]

Instead of Rocky Top, he is going rock bottom

[ouflak]

Told his team to "Win like the volunteers won at the Alamo!"

[mojorisen2014]

Quite honestly watches gay midget porń

[KantoSooner]

Dreams of retiring and opening "Butch Jones Payday Loans!" down next to the slaughterhouse.

[Whet]

idolizes Butch Patrick!
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