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badger
8/29/2014, 09:47 AM
A three (or four, who's counting) SF.com tradition. You are free to participate.
1- Find an image that makes the losing team look like losers.
1a- If applicable, post the score in big bold font. Sometimes fans meltdown for other reasons than losing, but usually, a scoreboard causes it.
2- Find a message board.
3- Share the worst losing posts here in quote format.
4- Have fun.
And please limit posts to meltdowns if possible and not requests for more or commentary on why losers are talking loser talk :)
Aggie 52, Cocky 28
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I wish I was drunk right now
I am about to get wasted, it serves the soul. Not sure my heart can take this again, not after 20 years
WE NEED TO FIND. A PASS RUSHER
Goodbye liver
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! What the ****! Aaaaaaahhhhhh! Fire everyone!!!! Aaaaaaaah! OK in done
Do they even tackle in practice or do they do "two f*gs in a pillow fight" drill?
congrats aggies, dance your prima donna asses back to Tejas
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You can't be detail-oriented like Saban, Belichick, Chad Knaus, etc, when you live a "balanced life" like Spurrier does.
**** "balanced life". **** family. **** golf. **** vacation. Only football
NO ONE WAS EVEN WATCHING THE DAMN RUNNING BACK. WHAT IS THIS TEAM DOING? HAVE THEY NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL IN THEIR LIVES?
Do we pull for Georgia or Clemson on Saturday? I'm leaning towards UGA, but Al-Qaeda isn't out of the question either
Shame on us, we drank the kool aid
Hey we got a great women's b ball team
WE HAVE THE BEST RUNNING BACK IN THE NATION AND THEY WONT GIVE HIM THE FREAKIN BALL!!
Hope we grow nut sacks and decide to play like men
Epilogue: They didn't and I've had about as much South Carolina fans as I can take this morning
EatLeadCommie
8/29/2014, 10:35 AM
ULM 17 Wake Forest 10
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The silver lining is: it can't get much worse!
This game is setting offense back 100 years, it's like the opposite of air raid.
meanwhile we are playing football or some version of it where joy is severely reduced
The handoff and pause play seems to be working
kinal's leg is gonna fall off. what's his most punts in a single game?
I kinda feel bad for these announcers. imagine having to call this ****.
It may take a miracle and a bunch of injuries for us to win an ACC game this year.
Fun fact of the day: the offense had just as many plays go for 10+ yard losses as they did 10+ yard gains. They had three of each. I'm not even counting penalties in that total.
In my 30 years of watching Wake football, including Al Groh and Jim Caldwell years, last night has to be the worst offensive performance by a Wake team. EVER.
God, we are wretched. Not sure what Grobe planned to do this year with this bunch. I guess just play more golf.
Clawson has enormous work ahead of him. It's hard to feel good about anything when you lose twice in two years to Louisiana-Monroe.
5 year project. Hard to watch. At least there is basketball, oh wait....
badger
8/29/2014, 10:41 AM
Almighty SEC 31, Lowly Boise 13
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THROW THE DAMN BALL AWAY
And our punting has not improved
Ohhhh myyyyyy
call someone a b*tch that you can't see over a keyboard is real tuff. I'd like to see you in real life
Lets cry like a bunch of b*tches
Ole miss fans should not celebrate this win. This is more about our loss than their great play
Please don't voice your opinion here. It is not accepted unless you praise Bronco football and it's elite QB's
I love how pointing out that a sucky quarterback sucks means we're "spoiled by Moore."
I love it. Not sure if I love Boise's or USC's demise more... definitely USCs, but Boise's is also enjoyable :D
badger
8/29/2014, 11:08 AM
Rutgers 41, Mike Leaches 38
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And I love Mike Leach when he's not beating OU :(
AND HE STILL F*CKING THROWING JUMP PASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alrighty, now that we've got the sh*tty football out of the way, let's go!
Thank god for beer
Any guesses on when this years popcorn guy appears?
They aren't sucking total ***.
Actually, I've forgotten how much I drank.
I started out alternating 16 oz of beer and 16.9 oz of water. Then someone reminded me Algore said we were running out of water (or something silly like that) so I switched to just beer. Nothing fancy like that blankety-blank dog gets, but still…..
Don't tell me this is going to be another fun loving Mike Leach Clock Management game...
God sports are the worst
Leach needs to fire a DC mid game again
The Seattle Game is Dead! Long live the Seattle game!
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All right that's it from me for Thursday games. Welcome back college football I've missed you
BoulderSooner79
8/29/2014, 11:23 AM
Wake fans are the funniest.
Our fans s*ck at meltdowns - kind of like eUSC fans. So let's just win them all.
picasso
8/29/2014, 03:07 PM
Heh.
badger
8/29/2014, 04:17 PM
Temple 37, SEC 7
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Shame on me for missing this one.
Just found out that SEC Network is not offered by Verizon in HD anywhere outside of Florida or Texas. WTF?? Seriously, no SEC fans live outside those states? I can watch Big Ten Network, the LongHorn Network and the friggin Al Jazeera network in HD, but not SEC Network. Wow, I knew Verizon was bad, but this is ridiculous
between the weather, the eerie setting with what is to be a certainly sparse crowd, and the point spread dropping like a lead balloon
Vanderbilt is as competent as ever in Bolstering their Fanbase I see
I have a game tomorrow and I’ll be up until damn near midnight watching those sexy Vandy uniforms kick the sh*t out of Temple.
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You’d probably see more people at an 8:00 100-level biology class than in the stadium
badger note: the game had a big weather delay. the following comments are actual in-game angst...
Urge to Kill....
rising….
Confidence is waning… waning… waning…
I am not liking that our punter is close to becoming our MVP
WE PAID 48 MILLION NIGERIAN NAIRA FOR THESE JERSEYS FAIR AND SQUARE
SPECIAL TEAMS BE ALL LIKE F*CK YOU OFFENSE, WE DO IT OURSELVES
maybe we can produce an email from the head of ncaa officials proclaiming us the victors and just skip the rest of this game
we’re too bad for beer. Switching to julep
Good thing I didn’t pay extra to get SEC Network
Yes we just got wh*red by officiating AGAIN and nobody could get in the stadium until 9:20 but LULZ HURRRR DURRRRR VANDY SUCKS NO FANS LULZ.
I ****ing hate every other team in football.
Meanwhile, our genius defensive mind is leaving more space between defenders and receivers than a Mormon picnic and our offensive line would be better if it were sprayed on the field with that World Cup marker stuff.
I hate everything. This is how people wind up in jail.
as much fun as this continues to be... that's probably enough. hope you all enjoyed night one of what should be a very long and painful season... for everyone else :D
badger
8/31/2014, 02:04 PM
FSU 37, OSU 31 and a tasteless gameday sign:
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if we don't win this I'm going to cry.
WTF IS WITH OUR LONG SNAPPER MAD FACE MAD FACE MAD FACE
baj: this happens:
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#$#$%@*$%*@$
Nooooooooooooo!
man oh man does that suck!!!!!
Walsh let go of the ball to break his fall...I don't have words for that kid
He should be ashamed of that
Well son of f'n bitch
F@CK, F@CK AND
What do his teammates say when they watch film and see him let go of the ball to break his fall? That's your leader, game on the line?
WE COVERED :woot::woot::woot:
We snatched defeat from the jaws of victory during last year's OU-OSU game also. This is getting to be a habit
Can't count the Walsh fumble bc you know he was running fast and the defense was trying to tackle him and you know what would you have done? I mean jump off a building and see if you hold onto the ball
JW walsh needs to go
It's like some bizarro Gooner world in here
I remember one Sam Bradford getting cartwheeled like that against us in '08 and near the end zone. He did not drop the ball
Ban me for my opinion? Yeah youre a democrat arent you, troll?
You should see the purple elephant outside dancing the cha-cha with our unicorn. Its cosmic
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/31/2014, 02:20 PM
Wake fans are the funniest.
Our fans s*ck at meltdowns - kind of like eUSC fans. So let's just win them all.
I LOL'd at:
"The handoff and pause play seems to be working"
picasso
8/31/2014, 02:29 PM
3 losses in a row for Pokie.
badger
8/31/2014, 02:34 PM
FCS darling NDSU 34, Big 12 b!tch Iowa State 14
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I have decided to coin a new term today. The term I have coined is "Welfare Team". A 'Welfare Team' is an athletic team from a major university, that is part of a major Division I FBS athletic conference, and one that is the beneficiary of a massive television contract that shares millions of dollars with their member schools. Some of these schools have competitive and solid athletic teams and produce winning and championship teams year after year. The Welfare Team is a program that maybe has a good year every so often but is otherwise known as a perennial cellar dweller to possibly a middle-of-the-pack competitor. In the Big Ten, an example of this team would probably be the Indiana Hoosier football team. In the Pac-Twelve it could be California or Colorado. SEC? Probably Kentucky. Unfortunately, in the Big XII, I have to admit that Iowa State is a Welfare Team. It is nice bringing in millions of dollars every year from the conference but the fact-to-the-matter is that our football program isn't getting any better. I realize the team is young, especially the defense. But we never seem to get to the point where we reload instead of rebuild. I love Iowa State with all my heart. And I love Coach Paul Rhoads. I just wish I knew what it would take for ISU to be a contender year in and year out. Ames, Iowa is a great place and I'd sure as hell rather live there than in Boise, Idaho (although I admit the scenery is cool). But Fargo, North Dakota? Seriously? The only thing Fargo reminds me of is to not stand too close to a wood chipper! Seriously, though. I'm sick of always waiting for next year and having to downplay my expectations from 'hoping-for-a-contender' to 'just-hoping-we-don't-suck-too-bad'. I'm ready for a winner, dammit!!! I hate winter and I don't want to always have to look forward to basketball season every year!!!!!
On the verge of "win or lose we drink that booze" shirts?
Right now I would just like to see them punt ... Once, please?
Are we even trying anymore?
Okay, we suck
what a waste of a sellout
Getting beat is one thing but having your manhood ripped from you on national tv sucks
(Wally might be sacrificial lamb if this doesn't get better by end of year though) Running out of lambs and we're an Ag school
I remember this one time we beat number 1 Oklahoma State
That commercial is 100 times worse than the game. If you're a guy, go to ISU to become a fashion major? Did I watch that correctly?
I wish a lot of stuff about our team but wishes don't come true for football ISU fans
Fire everyone. Bring in a new batch of coaches at min wage. We are wasting money on this ****
At least Dan McCarney used to win the first half. CPR wins the first quarter
This is a ******* comedy act. Way to ******* try defense. Holy ****
At least Iowa is beating their inferior tem
3 wins will be a milestone this year...geez usgeez us
We have FCS athletes, so it's no shock that we are losing at home to the FCS champs
Is there a hundreds digit on the scoreboard for the Baylor game?
We need to drop Iowa and quit scheduling UNI and NDSU and other FCS powerhouses.
Or maybe we need to raise the white surrender flag
Can my liver sue CPR?
Bahahahaha no ndsu is not that good ISU just SUCKS that bad! Bahahahaha can't even beat a d2 school bahahaha PS I got your gf/sister pregnant sorry maybe in 19 years Iowa will have a real football player isu makes me lol in my pants
badger note: Credit where it's due: All ISU fan meltdowns football and basketball these past several seasons are from cyclonefanatic.com, an extremely active message board that has always been lots of fun after losses. I'll never go anywhere else for ISU meltdown material. Chin up, Cyclones!
badger
8/31/2014, 03:07 PM
Bammer 33, West Virginia 23
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Yesterday afternoon my wife informed me that she had volunteered us to work a Richmond SPCA booth at the University of Richmond football game at 4:00 p.m. Seriously. I have no words. This is likely to end badly
I've started drinking in the hopes that she will not want to be seen in public with me being sloppy
Let all hope that Dana isnt saving the playbook for Towson
Damnit. and Damnit
Damn it guys. I know we're playing an SEC school but I think they are able to count to 12
WHAT A F*CKING SPOT
Goddamn. I cannot stand these announcers slobbering all over Sims' knob
Shhhhhiiiiiiiiaaaat!
Can't let a national championship contender go down against WVU
All those favorable spots are like death by paper cuts
F YOU ACC REFS
Awww..hell, Just give it to them refs. Why the F' not?
EAT SH*T BAMA, KIFFIN, SABAN, THE SEC, FOREST GUMP AND BEAR BRYANT!
**** ESPN! I got your blowout Desmond Howard, and your 25 points Lee Corso! Suck on this b*tches!
F*CK BANA AND THESE OFFICIALS!!!
F*CK THE ACC!!! You got sPitt and and Sorrycuse and Loserville!!! What a suck conference!!
damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn...
my cat is mad at me... he just jumped three feet in the air after my little outburst when that snap sailed..
damn damn damn damn..
missed opportunities are KILLING us...
not enough antacid in the house right now
i swear to god.. every time something is super important.. we blow it
Gonna take off maybe do more tonight
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/31/2014, 04:55 PM
Great find on ISU, Badger:
"That commercial is 100 times worse than the game. If you're a guy, go to ISU to become a fashion major? Did I watch that correctly?"
King Crimson
8/31/2014, 06:29 PM
Great find on ISU, Badger:
"That commercial is 100 times worse than the game. If you're a guy, go to ISU to become a fashion major? Did I watch that correctly?"
C'mon man. Ames is pretty much the fashion capital of the world. Paris, London, Ames.
Wishboned
9/1/2014, 10:22 PM
[B][SIZE=7]FSU 37, OSU 31
baj: this happens:
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I have to add these because delusional Pokes are delusional.
I agree. We are a good QB away from a Big 12 Title.
wish Mike, when shaking Jimbos hand, would have said "we will see you in January!"
We are for real, young and grew up a lot tonight. Get ready Big12! We are coming and hell is coming with us! You here me! Hell is coming with us!
Wow, no interview with Gundy after the game?
Screw ou and baylor. I want fsu in the playoffs again.
We outplayed those chumps all game. Just need a coherent game plan and some experience. That game will make the Big(12) look easy.
Think we will make it into the top 25?
Baylor 45, Smoo 0
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Note: Image from SMU getting denied March Madness bid, because Baylor doesn't get to look good in any of my posts till after we beat them in a few months. Eff you, Bears! I think your stadium looks nice, but because we lost to you last season, it looks like a toilet bowl!
and the crack in the dyke gets larger
Oh [deleted] That's what we get for having hs caliber receivers
I'm going to write a letter to the Daily Campus complaining about the lack of ball protection from Stephen Nelson
The b12 is just waiting until the end of the season to invite us
Our offensive line is awful, absolutely [deleted] awful
June is an IDIOT!
Our EVERYTHING is awful
We are just p!ssing down our own legs at this point
Just give June a lifetime contract now!
June just needs 5 more years to get his system set up
and we can all thank the 'used car dealer' and the banker for not willing to step up and make a change
I'm sure denton college is watching this and licking their chops
and for all those fools that got 'pressured' into buying season tickets in fball just to get bball tickets- I hope you really enjoy this screw over by our admin
I wish I could throw a shoe at June and hit him
We SUCK
How is this even mediocrity. We are so far below mediocrity. We are at best bottom 20 of all fbs teams right now
We suck as bad as we thought we sucked
What do our coaches do during practice? Eat peanuts and drink coke?
Time to get #FireJuneJones trending on twitter
is there not some soccer player on campus that can punt better than this?
we have A&M later this season. How is that going to go?!?
OU 48, La Tech 16
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Yes, they actually have a mesage board.
So, fire Holtz, right?
We're better. Just ask Skippy
There are more than a couple of FCS teams that would hauling our *** behind the woodshed right now too
Now a blocked kick where Oklahoma got so much penetration that they almost took the ball away from the holder. Skip Holtz=Jack Bicknell 2.0
Has Basketball season started yet???
Skip owes me $39.99
Bowl game, bowl game hehehehehehe. Not a chance with this offense
Same ****ty plays as last year. Never work the middle of the field passing. As soon as Holtz finds the bubble screen we are so screwed
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife
I just want to live long enough to see Tech have a decent football team again
Maybe we can bore them to death ??
Come on guys. This is like Rocky. We are taking their best punches. We aren't losing, we're getting mad
Holtz sucks $hit as a coach. My expectations are low .......very low until that low-life hack is fired. Honestly, Tech should not be hanging with Oklahoma (unless we are having an awesome year and they are having a awful year). That said, we won't be having any awesome years while that loser (Holtz) is here. We'll lose the majority of our games because he sucks at play calling. Talent will refuse to come to Tech because honestly, who the hell would want to play under Holtz (a proven loser) if he has better options? Tech will soon find themselves in USM's position, spending years to clean things up after hiring a rent-a-coach on a budget
we are slowing them down
(Where is Dixon?) Underneath 11 Sooners
Sick play Holtz. Love the draw on 3rd and 13 against an entire offensive line that could start for Dallas this year
(Anybody wanna take a shot on the post game comments from SH?) "I Quit" (I can dream!)
Ideally it would be something like "I resign effective immediately"
Keep the paychecks coming suckas!
I could do better drawing plays in the dirt!
Skippy figures he earned his paycheck by not getting shut out
We got em right where we want em!
I took a nap halfway through the 2nd quarter, and it was the best part of this game so far
Untouched, Diaz, UNTOUCHED !!!!
"contact before the arrival of the football"... uhhh, don't you mean PASS INTERFERENCE??? Idiot announcers
LaTech is 4-61 when they score less than 21 points since 1998? Geez
We are building for the future
OU giving us garbage yards now. Unlike our brilliant coach, OU has pulled their starters
birddog
9/2/2014, 12:12 PM
No cane meltdowns because their fans didn't know they had a game yesterday.
129 pages of game thread goodness begs to differ, birddog:)
Bobby Petrinos 31, MIAMI SUCKS 13
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Petrino is such a ******.. he calls a blackout and wears a white hat., smdh
Stop rushing 3 you dumb, fat ****
Maybe Golden thought they could put pretty new uniforms on everyone and no one would notice the defense still looks like garbage
our OL needs to MAN THE **** UP. AND OUR DEFENSE MAN THE **** UP TOO CHRIST
An off season of dreams has been shattered in less than half a quarter of play
I blame Penn State to be honest...if those *******s would have hired this *******....we could have actually had a decent coaching staff
My God this o-line is poop
STOP PLAYING P*#SY BALL
How the **** is Kayaa terrible. He is going by what the stupid ****ing coaches call you dumb ****s. Touchdown **** all of you fake *** fans
Worse arm than jacory. Fvck this kid
if he cant complete a fvcking bubble screen, fvck him
i wanna die!!!!!'
Chick is such a weak pu$$y
Get this coaching staff out of my ****ing face
I'd love to play against MIAMI
A miami team, with miami kids, and we look slow, soft, and vaginal
And that's just the first 50 pages. Want me to the last 79? I dunno if you all hate "The U" as much as my husband, so I'll just stop here for now.
soonergirlNeugene
9/3/2014, 12:30 AM
So far ISU is winning. I mean, right from the first post even.
KantoSooner
9/3/2014, 08:50 AM
Frankly, Badg, any of us who were around in the 1980's would find the idea of all of Miami locked in a burning fertilizer warehouse to be a good plan for televised entertainment. Particularly if Jimmy Johnson was spread eagled on the bubbling tar on the roof.
SoonerMarkVA
9/3/2014, 08:56 AM
(Where is Dixon?) Underneath 11 Sooners
LOL! Beautiful.
picasso
9/3/2014, 09:53 AM
Frankly, Badg, any of us who were around in the 1980's would find the idea of all of Miami locked in a burning fertilizer warehouse to be a good plan for televised entertainment. Particularly if Jimmy Johnson was spread eagled on the bubbling tar on the roof.
Yep. They were absolutely loaded on defense. Rare matchup nightmare for our wishbone.
I still think we beat 'em in '85 or '87 but no way in '86.
picasso
9/3/2014, 09:54 AM
And by beat 'em I mean with a healthy starting QB.
All right you all have convinced me. Page 51-129...
Miami is NSFW
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Louisville looks like Miami...and we look like A sYRACUSE TYPE TEAM....GOTDAMN
Is it NHL season yet? All my ****ing football teams are pussies
I hate our **** staff. Grow some balls ******
kaaya just another in a long line of ****. hilarious thing is we're going to make excuses for him until the day he goes undrafted and throws a pick for the jags. then we **** all over him
Somebody tell Petrino that he's suppose to be trying to run the clock out......like us
(I'm ok with what I saw) You must have been watching the cheerleaders
I ****ing hate Lou Holtz. Shouldn't he be dead already
baj: can you believe it's only halftime and only 14-10? Need I remind you that they lose 31-13
I WOULD FIRE THE O CORD , D CORD AND AG AND MAKE THEM RIDE HOME ON A BUS BACK
Holy **** Golden and Coley are ****in retarded. Are they serious with this ****
Al has zero ****ing balls
JESUS MAN! WE CAN SEE UL STACKING THE BOX AND WE STILL RUN WOW RUN SOME MORE PA!
New uniforms same f'n result!
Chick is a pile of sh*t. Lol at people thinking he has NFL potential
Pos half-breed ****sucker. No wonder USC and UCLA didn't want him
Get this kid the **** out of my face!!
**** you PSU. God forbid those rapists took this fraud from us
OMG they are keeping Kaaya in.. Golden is officially a complete *** monkey
Golden is a loser. He can sell a hyundai sonata
**** this team, **** louisville, **** this season
I seriously hope isidora blows an Achilles after that. Fvckin retard
Bring back Coker!
Kaaya is awful, OL is awful, WR's are horrendous, defense still blows. Golden and NoDFrio need to get cancer and die
Get this fvvcking loser out of Coral Gables. Fat piece of svit
Just coming in to say **** golden and coley. They can die in a fire, I'll drink gasoline so I can **** on it. I said win the account or gtfo
Someone please call ed orgeron like now!! Can't take this **** for another year
OK, I've taken about as much Cane as I can. You read the above posts correctly, they were going off on their players as well as their coaches. Cane gonna cane.
KantoSooner
9/3/2014, 10:37 AM
And why was that QB (Aikman) not healthy? Because of intentional targeting by Miami. Jimmy Johnson saw that Switzer had an answer in Aikman for everything Vinnie Greentesticles could do, so he sent an assassin to break Aikman's leg. And the NCAA was so happy with their shiny new toy that they did nothing about it.
30 years on, I'm still pissed off.
Sorry I'm dragging my feet. Busy week/weekend. Here goes...
BYU 41, whorn 7
WARNING: shaggybevo.com is NSFW
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I'm so $#@!ing sick of this garbage
Stop scheduling the GD mormons!!!!
God Damn Magic Underwear
Oh good. We have another $#@!ty white defensive back to miss tackles again
How does someone with Mormon puss-knees hurdle?
Well that series went about as well as a botched abortion
I'm gonna beg my wife for sex. At least her defense isn't as stout as bYU
maybe the mormons pray to the right god
lol @ that fat tub of $#@! whore doing the horns down. Guess what, you're still fat and alone
$#@!ing magic underwear owns us. They cannot be stopped
This is the turd Mack Brown left us with. Someone go burn down his other house
GODDAMNIT STOP PLAYING DREAM ON YOU $#@!ING $#@!ERS
tayson $#@!ing hill a $#@!ing Mormon
A white, one legged, Mormon is eating our *** up again
Mack should have died in the fire
$#@! you Mack you lazy mother $#@!er!
$#@! you deloss
$#@! you Belmont
$#@! aggy
$#@! taysom
$#@! our o-line
$#@! this $#@!..
Can we fire Diaz again?
Well, we got our a$$es kicked but we got 'em kicked without any of those goddamn hippie pot smokers!
$#@! Mack. $#@! Shawn. $#@! our oline. $#@! Taysom's ***** knee brace. $#@! Case. $#@! Red. $#@! me
So this is what Mormon sodomy feels like......
The only question that remains is, did they have they leave their magic underwear on when they skull $#@!ed us, or did they have to take them off first?
My daughter thinks we are playing Yahoo
$#@! you troll $#@!s.
Go eat a bag of bob stoops AIDS infested $#@!s
@FakeSportsCentr
BYU makes Texas its fourth wife
KSU 32, ISU 28
http://sportscenterlive.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ksint.0.gif
Why are we only good for one good quarter each game?
I think I'm having a heart attack. Or it's the Pancheros I just had for lunch
I am getting the vaseline
Let me go get my nut cup
Another Snyder classic coming to a cornhole near you
WHAT IS ******* WRONG WITH US!!!
Tired of getting burned by KSU's poor man version of Tim Tebow. Klein and now this mother****er
Still trying to figure out what's worse about being a cyclone fan. The Blowouts or losing like this. Either way, I've certainly had my fill of both
The groinal region is sore after that game
I ******* hate football today
Another home game ****** down the legs in the CPR era
deweydw
9/8/2014, 07:49 AM
GODDAMNIT STOP PLAYING DREAM ON YOU $#@!ING $#@!ERS
Was that the whorn band playing that? I guess they already know what this season is going to be like.
Dream on whorns...
KantoSooner
9/8/2014, 08:35 AM
They could end this pain by simply cancelling their football program.
Virginia Tech 35, THE Ohio State University 21
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this small ball **** sucks
RUN THE F^*$ING BALL
WTF ANOTHER KICK OUT OF BOUNDS
Your *** needs to be cut
That god damn kicker needs to have his scholarship pulled
Damn this team
We can't cover my Mom
Thanks o line. All five suck
Time to buy tickets to the Detroit Bowl
How the **** is price and boren starting? They are the biggest waste of scholarships I've ever seen
there are 3 minutes left, why the %T*$ did we not run the $%*$@(^ ball on first and second down ? and not this east/west $&#( but north south, maybe in an I ?
YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO THROW MORON
Anyone who doesn't miss Jim Tressel is a liar
WHAT THE **** was that !!!!!!
Where's the Barrett defenders now? This kid should never take another snap again at Ohio State. Give him the boot tonight
Price and boren need to be shown the ******* door. They ******* suck
Why'd you throw a comeback? We don't run comebacks. It's like dancing in that town in Footloose
lol. Urb's glance at his daughter: "Honey, I'm tearing up the Contract. I won't be home for three months."
I love urban...but he hasn't won **** at osu
With urban and these coaches we won't ever be tressel good again. We are following Michigan. The future looks terrible. A bunch of athletes but no football players and smart coaches
5 star talent playing under a 2 star HC
Is fireurbanmeyer.com running yet? Or at least fire him until tressel comes back?
When we see Urb going to the hospital with chest pain we'll know he's giving it his all. Right now he's in coast mode riding the road to retirement at the buckeyes expense. This game should really get the 5 star recruits flocking to ohio state
Widescreen
9/8/2014, 11:03 AM
Surprised they are already up in arms about Meyer. The guy has won everywhere he's been. Not sure what the difference is at tOSU.
KantoSooner
9/8/2014, 11:04 AM
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!!
1,2,3!!!
We Enjoy Your Mi-ser-y!!!
Quack 46, Michigan State 27
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Where is the No Fly Zone? All their TD's are results of wide open receivers
Oh my god... I'm trying to watch this game, rooting for the Spartans, but these announcers are so blatantly in love with Oregon that it's driving me nuts! The amount of gushing over every play and player for Oregon is ridiculous
All I know is I am VERY mad at Dantonio for not kicking a 47 yard field goal, completely changed the game. What a horrible decision! That one tiny decision that was so stupid made this game look like a blow out. **** I"m mad, he's a great coach, but he made a HUGE mistake that change the entire context of this ******* football game!
So they really didn't melt down much, so here's an oldie but a goodie:
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I think you could do an entire special section for the Big-10, lol
BoulderSooner79
9/8/2014, 11:38 AM
I think you could do an entire special section for the Big-10, lol
Yeah, but I think MSU has a decent chance of getting back into the playoff picture. They look to be the class of the big10 and there will be losses by most the high ranking teams down the road. They just need to stay focused and take care of business - but I hope they don't. ;)
Yeah, but I think MSU has a decent chance of getting back into the playoff picture. They look to be the class of the big10 and there will be losses by most the high ranking teams down the road. They just need to stay focused and take care of business - but I hope they don't.
Maybe ... but I think, at this point, the champ of the Pac-12, SEC, and FSU (assuming they win the ACC and hard to imagine they won't) .. have three slots. that leaves ND, Big-12, and Big-10 fighting for the other. If OU wins the Big-12 I think Oklahoma is a shoe in ... the Big-10 is just that weak and Michigan St has few chances left to impress. If Baylor won the Big-12 ... then its much more open as Baylor has no OOC to speak of. It'll be interesting in this brave new world.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/8/2014, 01:23 PM
GODDAMNIT STOP PLAYING DREAM ON YOU $#@!ING $#@!ERS
Was that the whorn band playing that? I guess they already know what this season is going to be like.
Dream on whorns...haha, was that the old Perry Como song? Wish i could have heard the whorn band playing that. Good one, orange band!
Now that I posted "pucker pucker" I should probably do the Notre Dame game. It's a fabulous listen if you've never heard it.
Notre Dame 31, Michigan lol
http://agoodsportshang.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/app-state-upset-michigan-fans.jpg?w=672&h=372&crop=1
Note: OK, so that pic was actually from the 2007 Appalachian State game ;)
This just in: Purdue is a waste of a football field
Go for it on 4th and 2 from the 42. Kick a 47 yard field goal on 4th and 1.
Screw Hoke. Worst coach in college football
Smh hoke needs to tell wille about them females
Hoke the Joke. Give me Dantonio every day of the week and twice on Saturday
NO MORE FIELD GOALS!!!!
DO NOT KICK ANYMORE FIELD GOALS. JUST EFFING GO FOR IT!
Were going to get our *** beat in east lansing. Why does the football gods hate us?? I hope harbaugh fails in san fran and comes home. Im praying every night
I am so tired of watching this type of football. another year of hearing michigan sucks
You fire Hoke, then what? Who do you get. Miles? Nope. Harbough? Nope. Dungy? Nope. I'd love to hear who gets us to the top of the B10
Yes Hoke, keep clapping your hands
But, but, but this is only Hoke's 4th season...Let's give him 27 more years to develop his talent
Our coach is a fat slug with no answers who wants to play schembechler but has no idea what discipline means. It means don't preach it if you can't walk by the nacho bar. We play as he looks
Who would have thought firing lloyd carr was going to result to this bs
watch the big 3 all lose tonight, and the transformation of the B10 into the MAC will be complete
This crap we are watching is NOT Michigan football. It is powder puff football. It is disgraceful to watch this team embarrass the uniform they wear
All the ND jerks must be drowning in their ejaculant right now
App State is crushing Campbell, that should help our strength of schedule
WTF? First thing Hoke does is clap his hands and slap the a$$ of his players! Just sickening
You dig a hole, you fill it up with ashes, then you put peas around it. When he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole
another year of telling people to f*ck off when i wear my michigan stuff
Brandon's ignorant azz on the sideline. Here's a message DB. I'm done you just got my last 2500 for this ****. U should live off of your pension while I work everyday so you can look like a clueless but **** who hired hoke
ND gaves us the finger when they cancelled the series
OSU gaves us the finger when they scheduled ND
ND just kicked us in the nuts as a farewell gift
Can the band stop playing the "3rd down stop music"? We are losing 31-0
31-0 and our dumb azz coach is still clapping..are you fkn serious
He is clapping so he can turn the lights off at the stadium
Well at least we have the Detroit Lions to look forward too..ughh nevermind
Anybody know of some good porn sites?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/8/2014, 01:26 PM
Surprised they are already up in arms about Meyer. The guy has won everywhere he's been. Not sure what the difference is at tOSU.well, he bailed out of FU when the Sabanites started getting the best of him. Maybe the mojo is gone.
BoulderSooner79
9/8/2014, 01:42 PM
Maybe ... but I think, at this point, the champ of the Pac-12, SEC, and FSU (assuming they win the ACC and hard to imagine they won't) .. have three slots. that leaves ND, Big-12, and Big-10 fighting for the other. If OU wins the Big-12 I think Oklahoma is a shoe in ... the Big-10 is just that weak and Michigan St has few chances left to impress. If Baylor won the Big-12 ... then its much more open as Baylor has no OOC to speak of. It'll be interesting in this brave new world.
Sure, that's all based on what we know now, but things always happen. MSU would have made the 4 teams last season after an early season loss to ND. The Ducks are more respected right now than ND was last season and it was a road game for MSU. It will look like a quality loss at the end of the season when all the other conferences are shaking out. And you never know, this could be like the '07 season where there were no undefeateds and only 1 one-loss team. ND could knock off FSU and then lose a couple. The SEC could finally knock each other off like they claim (but never happens). The pac12 often does knock each other off like they did last year. Then there are upsets, injuries, weather, bad calls, etc. that generally create chaos. I'm not putting any money on MSU, but if they win out, they will slowly rise up the rankings and would just need some help. Having 4 slots keeps hope alive.
:mad: MELTDOWNS! This thread is for opposing board MELTDOWNS :mad:
Take your playoff b!tching elsewhere :P
BoulderSooner79
9/8/2014, 03:35 PM
:mad: MELTDOWNS! This thread is for opposing board MELTDOWNS :mad:
Take your playoff b!tching elsewhere :P
B!itching? I was extolling the wonders of a 4 team playoff format. But you're absolutely right. From shaggy as the posters have now turned on each other….
My biggest problem with you is that you post here.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/8/2014, 03:41 PM
Dang! As much Matador as Modador, girl.
KantoSooner
9/8/2014, 03:45 PM
I wonder if it's possible that Texas just cancels football at UT.
Note: To show that there are no hard feelings, one more meltdown post from last weekend. Just please, keep the comments and non-meltdown posts to a bare minimum. As in, comment elsewhere. Seriously, a meldown thread should be filled with meltdowns, no?
USC sucks 13, Stanford sucks more 10
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I have to say I love l istening to these commentators spout their idiocy on the pregame show. Mack Brown- "Stanford not a wholly difficult place to play". All of the discussion about U$€. Man I can't wait to smack these guys!
I know they aren't pros, but that looked too amateurish
This is starting a lot like the VB match last night. Too bad you don't start over every quarter in football
I don't think I can go back to the days of listening to that dumb dumb song ad nauseum
UNBE****INGLIEVABLE
LSJUMB Halftime show on recycling. Last segment on recycling old songs, "like playing the same two songs over and over again."
Sousaphones all have bell covers saying "Censored" and "Redacted" so it's a safe bet the original script was more biting
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I HATE the sc band
Multiple consecutive personal fouls including U$€ head coach. Then this fumble. This game is a piece of junk
Toejams give up the ball and our useless coaching staff gives it back to them.
I see the Alamo Bowl in our future
WHAT A HORSE**** CALL!!!!!!
Haden must've come down to slip those guys a check. Jesus that is just inexcusable
This is fan abuse
I really wish USCheat lost their team to the death penalty for paying Bush to play for them and lying to the USA for half a decade
The only thing worse than having to endure this loss is losing the game and living in Los Angeles. The local media will crown U$€ National Champs and Sarkisian will be made mayor
(payback is a b*tch) today we were the bitches
badger
9/12/2014, 10:04 AM
Note: As always, I ask that you please limit comments in this thread to meltdowns from opposing boards. Thanks! Yes, North Texas actually does have a message board, and it's called "gomeangreen.com"
OU PPV 42, UNT 21
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Don't kid yourself. This season is not going to have some miracle turnaround. So it's time to decide if you can stomach the losses. 6 wins is a possibility but only if the conference sucks. Point being we all have to decide what kind of fan we are because there will be no championships
Hey we are in c-usa now #hit6 and we are going to a bowl
It looks like a bunch of my friends and I are having a go a football when it should actually look like a division 1 team. I mean aren't these kids being paid in free tuition? Don't they have something to play for?
I am not ready to accept that we were terrible for a decade, have one good year, and are all of the sudden rebuilding again
Hey morons, this is why you need a QB that can throw the forward pass
3-9 staring you in the face if you don't FIND A QB, COACH!!
I want my season ticket money back
Any of you idiots still think we win 9?
I kinda like this guys Oscar the Grouch attitude. I mean, who didn't love Oscar? It's a funny bit
badger
9/12/2014, 10:28 AM
Note: As always, I ask that you please limit comments in this thread to meltdowns from opposing boards. Thanks! And now, two teams that probably would love to be in the big 12...
BYU 33, Houston 25
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Another year of mediocrity awaits us
Not just another year, we have YEARS of this left. Levine is not going to lose enough games to get fired, but he's not going to win enough to turn us into anything special. Welcome to mediocrity for the foreseeable future
Nobody wants to go to another weak *** bowl game
We got our *** kicked in that weak *** bowl game
Im bringing "fire levine" signs to the games from now on till he gets canned
Don't bring your sign. Bad enough we stand up at games. You'll probably give someone a heat stroke by blocking wind movement. Seriously, think of the others.
Why do I feel like this season is paralleling an abortion debate????
hornswaggled
9/15/2014, 01:12 AM
Shaggy Bevo on Charlie Strong Presser:
Originally Posted by CougarRed http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/150191-poastgame-deathstar-atmosphere-clock-management?p=7126843&viewfull=1#post7126843
I could not make heads or tails of Charlie's answer. I thought I was getting the gist, then he threw me a couple of curves. Maybe it was a bad transcription:
On the three-and-out after they forced a fumble in the fourth quarter: Well, what happened is we had been moving the ball with good tempo so we just felt like we could move the ball and get it done and take some time, because if we didn't get first down, we were going to milk the clock and run it down and didn't get the first down, but just the tempo of how was we moving the football, so we stuck to what had us going, and that's how our offense is. People think we can go score, and it just showed this evening.
Charlie speaks like an M. C. Escher drawing. He keeps you trying to figure out what the hell he's talking about while the answer is hidden in there somewhere.
He is too cerebral for most of us.
UCLA 20 sa*et 17
from Shaggy Bevo:
Originally Posted by Duck of Death
how is that jack kid not their starting tailback? i haven't heard his name all that much on defense, but he runs like adrian peterson.
The reply
They could have Timmy from South Park carry the ball and he'd still pick up 5.
badger
9/18/2014, 03:11 PM
Note: Thanks to keeping it going. So as to not forego last weekend entirely...
UCLA 20, whorn 17
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PS: shaggybevo.com is NFSW
The booze isn't working. I need cocaine
Our Offense is a retard on a very short bus
Seriously, kick me in the balls
I feel like when a chick tells you to stop after you already put it in
I feel like stunned aggy
$#@! the refs $#@! watson $#@! thomas
This game is a better love story than Twilight
Watson you tittyball puss$#@! blockhead $#@!
get greg davis outta there
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$#@! you Bama melt down. $#@! you Shawn Watson. $#@! you Landry from Friday night lights. $#@! you SoCal fgts
Next week let's work on the coin flip
Goddamn $#@!ing $#@! $#@! whore. $#@! Jim mora's $#@!. $#@!.
Coaches completely $#@!ed this up. So $#@!ing pissed off. How does EVERY FAN AT HOME know what to do (RUN THE CLOCK) but our coaches let them run a total of 20 seconds off. $#@!ing $#@!
Now I know how ousux felt after last year's RRS. We just got derped
Aids on my face. Aids on my ***. Aids on my $#@!
I'd start a $#@! CHARLIE STRONG thread, but you $#@!s would probably just neg me into ban because "bitchassedness" or whatever you $#@!gots like to jerk off about when speaking of the infallible Chalrie Strong
ok i've had enough whorn
KantoSooner
9/18/2014, 03:21 PM
But Whorn meltdowns are sweet tears of joy to me. They nourish me like manna. They lifteth up my spirit like the Lord's own voice. They raise my thoughts from the prosaic to the sublime. Yea! When the Horned Ones weep and rend their garments, when they tear at their hair and cover themselves with sack cloth and ashes and deny their line for ever and ever, world without end, then my heart is made strong, my eyes clear, my arm mighty and just. When Whorn is thrown down, then I am well, and whole and so is the world.
swardboy
9/18/2014, 03:28 PM
Amen Bro. Kanto.
8timechamps
9/18/2014, 03:53 PM
Georgia 35 South Carolina 38
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Note: South Carolina had a 3 point lead (35-38) late in the game, and it came down to a 4th & inches play. The following is the Georgia message board (secrant.com) fan reaction prior to, and after the conversation by SC:
4th & inches
It's time for a stop
One time!
Who Believes? Go Dawgs Go. Defense is going to stop em this time
I believe!
We got this sh!t...just one f**king stop
One time!
Here we goooo
After the initial 4th down play (a QB keeper), it appeared the Bulldogs may have stopped SC
YESSSSS I FKIN TOLD U
OH MY JESUS
f***k Yeah!!!!
Yessssssssssss
I just shot a huge load
Hell yes!!!!!
Then came the measurement, and SC picked up the 1st down by one chain length (locking up the Gamecocks win)
Well, I already knew there was no god but now yea, confirmed.
God hates UGA
Wow....
I can't... I don't... Why....?
Games over ladies
Wow. EVeryone on this defense should pretty much hate themselves for like, idk, forever
badger
9/18/2014, 03:54 PM
Yes, and that's why I decided to not waste a perfectly wonderful UT loss and go a week without a meltdown. But, it is now time for another public shaming...
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0rL9sCNUkgE/hqdefault.jpg
Arkansas wins, Tech reportedly fires defensive coordinator
We are getting the BYU speacial
Thank God for beer
This is the softest defense I have ever seen. No fire, no "go get em", no leadership. Instead we have a group of 11 guys lining up on the defensive side of the ball acting like tackling dummies
We are pioneering the frontier of how bad a defense can be
HA HA LETS PUNT GUYS
PUNT!? 10 minutes later we'll get the ball back
We can't stop them, so why not go for it? Wouldn't it be better for them to start at midfield? Wouldn't we get the ball back quicker?
Tell me again why I didn't bet my 401k on Arkansas +3?
That crybaby signal looks so f'ing stupid when we are losing
Can''t take Webb out he is working on his Heisman numbers
Gawd daaaammmmit
Lol cool, go deep in 4th and 3, Where was that all game jack ***
Suck it Arkansas! We have SWAG!
$3 mil and an extension for this abortion.
Ok State game is going to be a train wreck. OMG
If I have to hear CKK say -- "oh, it's on me, it's on me" and still let this garbage persist I am going to lose it
But wait Kliff's high and tight hair cut looks good with those Raybans
This game sucked so bad that the meltdown afterward isn't even good on here
And on that note, badger says...
FREE BAKER MAYFIELD
badger
9/18/2014, 04:22 PM
One more Big 12 loser. I must shame them now before they shame us all during basketball season...
Duke 41, Kansas 3
http://footballscoop.coachingnewsnetw.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/CharlieWeis2.jpg
Futile darkness strikes
Fat Man betrayed by gangster
Basketball Rules safe
Mangino's record actually wasn't all that good guys
LOL just another brilliant decision from Gill...Oh I mean Weis
ISU might be somewhat winnable. Maybe. Everyone else should butt hammer us
I am convinced that Charlie Weis is just Turner Gill in a fat white suit
I can't wait for more Charlie Weis deserves 5 years threads with incredibly compelling evidence
The frightening thing is this team, presumably, practices on a regular basis
Bring in Ken Neomatuhumahumanukunukuapuabitch from Navy
Our cheerleaders are make theirs look like hobbits
(Either we are cursed or god doesn't like us or both? What do you guys think?) We suck. No curses or religion involved
I am curious to how bad a team like ours has to look during the first few weeks of practice.
I picture something like a kids soccer game with some players drawing in the field and others waving to their parents
no really charlie, go f@ck yourself
One thing I have to give Chuck credit for is that there is no shortage of 2nd half quit in his teams
We are definitively winning 0 or 1 conference game
Dumpster Fire saunters into room.
Dumpster Fire sees KU football.
Dumpster Fire, looking embarrassed, slowly backs out of the room
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Answer KU Football.................opens the envelope - (Reads Question) Which is a scum sucking bottom dweller a carp or KU Football?
The fat man just beat Iowa. Sigh
FACK THIS TEAM. FACK WEIS. FACK ZENGER. THROW OUT THE BUMS!!
Meltdown imminent: KU takes on the Central Michigan Chippewas 2:30 p.m. Saturday. Televised by FSN!
badger
9/19/2014, 09:36 AM
Damn you Auburn now KSU will upset a Big 12 team instead :mad:
http://www.kansas.com/sports/college/big-12/kansas-state/t74p82/picture2159946/alternates/FREE_960/091814ksu_th2.JPG
Auburn 20, KSU misses field goals
AAAARRRGHGHHH!!!
How many times do we shoot ourselves in the foot and still have a foot?
speechless on kicking game..unreal
Whoever our back up kicker is he has to be better than this
HOW DO YOU MISS A FIELD GOAL FROM THE FVCKING FIVE YARD LINE??????
What else is new. Just another choke job for kstate sports
It gets old blowing golden opportunities to win huge games
Worst I have felt since the 98 loss in the Big12 Championship Game to aTm. Ugh
Good grief, this isn't even in the same universe as the '98 title game!
Maybe we'll not have to kick any field goals against UTEP
Baylor 2012 felt like a hammer to my Nu&$, but nothing comes even close to 98. I wish that game could be erases from my memory
KantoSooner
9/19/2014, 09:49 AM
Damnit! Snyder crushes my hopes every damn time! He either upsets us or I tune in, get on-board and then they choke.
On a related note: Auburn is going to be treated like a five dollar good-time girl by two or three teams this year. They are not hard to scheme against.
SoonerPride
9/19/2014, 09:52 AM
the schadenfreude is strong with this one
Soonerjeepman
9/19/2014, 01:10 PM
Damnit! Snyder crushes my hopes every damn time! He either upsets us or I tune in, get on-board and then they choke.
On a related note: Auburn is going to be treated like a five dollar good-time girl by two or three teams this year. They are not hard to scheme against.
3 missed FG's = 9 points
1 TD picked off = 7 points
1 fumble led to Auburn FG = -3
SHOULD have been 30/17 but if's and but's are not candy and nuts....not overly impressed by Auburn. Actually more impressed by ksu...but we get them in Norman
SoonerMarkVA
9/19/2014, 01:13 PM
XII is the best top-to-bottom conference this year. Assuming we drop one, and 4 teams from other conferences get in with 1 loss each over us, it's going to be an injustice. Good news is, we aren't dropping one :)
badger
9/22/2014, 09:36 AM
Note: Once again, a friendly and non-profanity laced request to keep non-opposing board remarks OUT of the meltdown thread. We love the Big 12, but doesn't such conference banter warrant its own thread, or to be included in other threads, rather than here? Yes, yes it definitely does.
OU 45, West Virginia 33
PS: wemustignitethiscouch.com is NSFW
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Oklahomo game thread starting.... now
catch the ball you dip****
Please make their band stop. Cant take it anymore
Jezus we are playing like complete ***
Oklahoma had to use a gadget play to score on WVU. That sounds weird
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU***************
Goddamn it. Second-half in the Alabama game all over again
I've gotta say...there's nothing that pisses me offpre than taking the lead and then HANDING them a f*cking td. F*cking HAND it to them!!!!!!
My eyes bleed every time I see Cliff Kingsbury morph into Charlie Weis
Can somebody tackle? For the love of god, please?????
An 18 yr old has killed us
DOES ANYBODY ON THIS TEAM KNOW HOW TO TACKLE???????
**** TH6R SOONERS
!!!
We have let a 18 yr old kid crush us
10-2. Losses to Bama and those faggots down in Norman
Phuked right in the musket
DAMN IT, WHY THE TIGHT SETS, EVERY SACK HAS CAME OFF THAT BUT 1
You can't spell ********** without OU
Lol OU has dominated my ***
I'm going to tune into the clemson game now instead of watching a buckhorn of kids scared to tackle a freshman
The freshman carries it in the freshman with another touchdown. The freshman is doing it again. The freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman the freshman
Blah blah blah and i loved it when stoops hit me in the back of the throat
And Phuk The phuking Stoops incest twins
I have a feeling that we're going to get sick of hearing the name "Perine" over the next two years
KantoSooner
9/22/2014, 10:00 AM
Well, they won't be the only people to get tired of Tonka henceforth.
Soonerwake
9/22/2014, 10:41 AM
"I have a feeling that we're going to get sick of hearing the name "Perine" over the next two years"
This one made me chuckle..
Pride1Mom
9/22/2014, 10:45 AM
Indiana beating Missouri, Mississippi State beating LSU (SWEET)!, and Clemson SHOULD HAVE beaten FSU.
badger
9/22/2014, 10:47 AM
Note: Kanto, just throw me a bone and find a random opposing board post next time you post here, please? Pretty please? Anyways, kudos to Kendall Thompson for making a cameo in this Big House victory...
Utah 26, Michigan's fans left early 10
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I like the slow tempo
Say goodbye to alot of our commits
If you were a kid would you want to play for this dumpster fire?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sweet weather delay...just call the game
Oh my
God himself can come down and he cant fix this. Speechless, sad, numb thank God they suspend it the game. Please do not resume the game just call it put us out of our misery
This team does not deserve to wear those helmets or those colors. Bo is turning in his grave
So our pain will be prolonged for at least another 30 minutes
This team is weak, slow, lazy - just like our coach
God feels sorry for Michigan football
I'M DONE!!!!!! Brady needs to be gone, this IS F*****G PATHETIC!!!
UCLA has a backup come in against Texas and he wins the game.
Nebraska has a backup come in and beat us last year.
We have Bellomny and Shane Morris come in and throw picks
Brady Hoke is a good coach for Michigan. - Mack Brown
LOL.... is senility the real reason why Mack Brown was fired?
Yeah shut the hell up Mack
Mack Brown is a senile old f***
We can't beat a joke of a team with a bunch of Samoan trash in Utah
My takeaway from this game: even God is tired of watching Michigan suck
God, we are the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs before Bobby Boucher arrived
Tell me again why we waited 3 hours to have the team come out and embarrass themselves some more
(I just read that Michigan has not reached the red zone against a power 5 program this year)So does that make our red zone efficiency 0% or 100%
. . . and Clemson SHOULD HAVE beaten FSU.
I am sorry but they don't get any credit for this. Had they played close and lost it because FSU drove on em and won late, yes but to fumble away the win and compound it with the bonehead call in OT negates every positive thing they accomplished.
badger
9/22/2014, 04:39 PM
Mississippi State 34, LSU 29
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frick frick frick
Holy balls, did they really just let that happen?
this team sucks ***
We suck more **** than the 2008 team did
God we suck
frickin same ****e every drive
frick everything
frick this ****
We are getting dominated by moo state
Les Miles really is too stupid to get out of his own fricking way sometimes
The poster "More Beer Please" is drinking a lot more than beer right now
Our players talking ****e when down 3 tds
This team is garbage
Hot garbage is all I see , fricking embarrassment of an LSU team worst ever
never throw to the white guy. frick
No DEFENSE AND NO frickING OFFENSE!
God dammit we fricking suck
freshchris05
9/23/2014, 11:53 AM
No Mizzoury meltdown? tsk tsk. Hey Badj what's a good MU board?
swardboy
9/23/2014, 01:09 PM
No Mizzoury meltdown? tsk tsk. Hey Badj what's a good MU board?
"good MU board" = oxymoron
freshchris05
9/23/2014, 01:19 PM
"good MU board" = oxymoron
I just wanna know who implodes the best.
badger
9/23/2014, 02:16 PM
Indiana starring Kevin Wilson 31, SEC Misery 27
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that Swiss Cheese run defense
I thought we were done losing these kind of games
We will be lucky to be 7-5
FIRE EVERYONE
Good lord.
I hope the team isn't like you pussies.
Yinz have turned into a collective vagina full of volcanic sand.
Get over yourselves. There's another game Saturday, and it's big. It's what we love. Gameday, SEC East, the whole shebang.
Win, and you dicktards act like we're the second coming. Lose, and we're suddenly kansas.
The fact of the matter is, as always, we're somewhere in between. It's always been that way during the Pinkel years. We're a program that will rise up every four or five years, but be decent during the in between years.
Don't give up on this team just yet. We aren't going to win the NC, but we still have the talent AND coaching to at least compete for the East.
The world hasn't ended. The sun is still shining. Pick yourselves up, dust off, and get back in the game folks. This ****e isn't over, and I don't expect our boys to lie down for the rest of the season.
If they're willing to get back up and compete, then then rest of you pussies had better be right there with them.
If not, then go frick yourselves. Go be negative someplace else. No one here has time for it. If yinz want the program to get better, then yinz have to get better as well.
Deal with it, or go back to TB with the rest of the retarded fricks
meh
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/23/2014, 02:29 PM
nm
Temujin
9/23/2014, 11:04 PM
I am sorry but they don't get any credit for this. Had they played close and lost it because FSU drove on em and won late, yes but to fumble away the win and compound it with the bonehead call in OT negates every positive thing they accomplished.
I've always lumped Clemson in with the other orange-clad programs that love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. They didn't disappoint.
soonergirlNeugene
9/23/2014, 11:46 PM
Ever seen a coach have a meltdown after a win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRHWT1aI8yA
badger
9/26/2014, 04:39 PM
Pokes 45, FREE BAKER MAYFIELD 35
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Damn it all
Everyone one of you that called for Mahomes suck
I hope we are just using the aggy defensive strategy. Fake the injury #15
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EVER SEEN MAHOMES PLAY YOU MORON! SHUT YOUR STUPID KNEE JERKING PUNK PINK RAIDER MOUTH! SO MUCH STUPID LIES DEEP WITHIN YOU
I watched every high school highlight of the kid. Quit your bitching you little girl. Grow a sack man you are seriously an embarrassment if you can't take someone letting out much needed frustration online
Why are we burning TOs on 4 & 23?!?
baj's note: Webb went outta game with injury, bringing in backup mahomes. He threw an INT on his first drive...
What are the ****** odds of that. Holy ****
WHY THE **** DOES THAT FREAK ACCIDENT **** NEVER HAPPEN FOR US?
A lesson in how to shot yourself in the nuts
My wife says, "seriously, this is when you turn it off, right?"
I said gettin rid of Leach like we did set us back 10 years. I stand by it
(What's on the side of our helmets?)A Masked Rider waving a yellow flag
These announcers can suck my knutts
DAMN catch the friking ball!!!!!
WTF. Why punt now. Wave the f'ing white flag
picasso
9/26/2014, 10:22 PM
WV fans still using the word faggot? Impressive.
Soonerjeepman
9/26/2014, 11:25 PM
[QUOTE=badger;4854926]Pokes 45, FREE BAKER MAYFIELD 35
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Seriously...dudes with cutoffs on where the pockets hang out..never thought I'd see "cowboys" wear that..LOL gay as all get out
TheHumanAlphabet
9/27/2014, 07:45 PM
Apologies to Badj... That is a Village People album cover if I ever saw one...
salth2o
9/29/2014, 08:06 AM
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badger
9/29/2014, 09:23 AM
Texas sucks so much that Charlie Weis is fired (23-0)
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Note: I have decided that instead of using in-game stuff, I will use post-firing stuff instead. Because lulz.
Like he cares. He's probably happy about it. He still gets paid and can now ride his rascal off into retirement on his last golden parachute
he deserved to get fired but figured we'd let the disaster of the conference season carry out
My guess is that he is praying Bowen works out so he can keep a coach on the cheap
Let's hire someone who can at least get this team to a few 6-6 seasons somewhat quickly, it's not like we are asking for another Orange Bowl
We have literally no where to go but up unless you start talking about moving down to D2
LINCOLN ******* REILY COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait for the national media to blame it being Kansas rather then him being incompetent
#SOMEONEFUELUPTHEPLANETRACKERWEBSITEASAP!
We don't anyone that has been associated with this loser program. If a person has any KU ties, other than water boy, they are automatically disqualified
Question is how long has Gill and front butt set us back
It would be so much easier to stomach if we were cheap and did not pay for coaches. But we do. That makes it so much worse
looks like im getting drunk today! I was going to anyway but now it has meaning
Anyone think this move now rather than later in the season or after the season is over has a little bit to do with beating KSUck to the punch? Rumors have Coach Old Balls retiring after this season, and you really don't want to be hunting for a coach at the same time as little brother. Especially when the level of the program is easier to walk in and win now over in the land of putrid purple
Feels like one of those super painful zits being popped
If any candidate is directly associated with this sh!t show, they are OUT
(Kind of surprised at Bowen as interim)He's the tallest midget we have on staff
Some where Brady Quinn is crying and saying it's not Weis's fault his players suck
When I heard him say that, I had overwhelming urge to punch both him and frontbutt
Hard to believe anyone has made more money for less wins
We are a dumpster fire
We just need to make sure that the next contract isn't like the last two. I vote for 400,000k per win
Kansas football is going to be the death of me
SoonerMarkVA
9/29/2014, 09:40 AM
The best thing about that KU meltdown is I now know what "frontbutt" is. LOL!
Soonerjeepman
9/29/2014, 01:11 PM
The best thing about that KU meltdown is I now know what "frontbutt" is. LOL!
no doubt...that is pretty funny....
oh and the part about ksu being "little brother"...mmm that usually means you've dominated the series, in THAT SPORT. I really don't GAS as to look up if they have, but I know the last 20 years ksu football had done pretty well against ku.
badger
9/29/2014, 01:26 PM
New feature since we're up to page 5 of this thread... baj's nominee for meltdown post of the game in bold!
Texas A&M 35, Arky 28 (OT)
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Im having Chest Pain and Left Arm Numbness!!!
Seriously... we have played our asses off but done EVERYTHING possible to lose this game
I'm dying here
I've lost all feeling in my extremities
Are you effingkidding
Not even close dammittttttt
Jesus WHY
Is this not the most Arkansas Razorbackiest game you've ever seen?
For the love of god
We are cursed. There is simply no denying. Does anyone have a goat to sacrifice?
Is there a basketball game on for you. Your football support sux
Convulsing... projectile vomit
Arkansas was a real live SEC football team for 56 minutes
This game is sobering me up.
Time to refill
We have out "Aggied" the Aggies.....snatched defeat from the jaws of victory
Back to being the laughing stock of the sec all within 1 quarter
F it and f this
I AM SO FREAKING PISSED OFF DISGUSTED!
What can you say. Arkansas being Arkansas
I'll feel better in a week but this effen sux azz
time to go and kick the dog
we suck when it counts
Why am I unable to smite the debbies who have gone full ritard
I am drinking strong liquor you sorry sob, and it still is a loss. Bad coaching
WHAT DO YOU WANT/EXPECT FROM THIS SEASON??? A national championship!??! Some of yall have WAAAAAAAAAAAY unrealistic expectations or are just dumb as hell and have miserable lives
not much to say or do except drink, kick the dog and then have sex, with the wife not the dog
Piware
9/29/2014, 02:26 PM
I loathe KSU fans but for Jayhawks to refer to them as "little brother" cracks me up.
soonergirlNeugene
9/29/2014, 02:37 PM
Any chance of getting a Michigan Meltdown? No way Hoke survives the season after last weekend. Playing his obviously concussed QB has to be the last straw for their administration.
badger
9/29/2014, 02:59 PM
Minnesota 30, Michigan 14
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He's fat. He lives in a facility with the best workout equipment in the nation, with personal trainers at easy access and surrounded by athletes in peak physical condition.
There is no excuse for being fat other than a lack of control
As I was dancing with my sweetheart a ball game I happened to see. When I told her it Michigan she said goodbye to me. She made a date with my little brother and now I'm so sad. I do not know what to say so I will shut up. No pass rush, no blocking, no nothing
The people who make the Clapper should use Hoke to be their spokesperson
Seriously, I am so sick of this garbage the only thing I can do is root for them to totally fall apart, and they are
I seriously hope the crowd boos the **** out of them. Maybe it will wake them up from the trance Hoke has them under
This team is so easily injured its comical. We are a bunch of pussies
I will boo the players. Bunch of gutless pussies
paper bags over the head please!
This team is a bunch of f*cking losers
We're the joke of college football. Lower fhan a mid tier MAC program
Done with this śhit. I'm going to watch my UTSA roadrunners play
Not only do I have to watch this SH!t. I have to listen to my kids asking why we like Michigan instead of Michigan State. What a nightmare
We are the new Northwestern of the Big Ten
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're Ball State brah
Here we go. GO BLUE
Ooops. nevermind
I can't wait till we play little brother
We're little sister
Beer is good, beer is my friend, beer is the only way I will make it through this season
Lets just give them the jug already
This is like watching a slow death. Offenses are setting records all over the country and we can't even gain a gain on basic running plays
I can I get the kool-aid the announcers are drinking, along with the liquor, and all the drugs
It's time to put the 3rd and 4th stringers in. Burn every redshirt. Just totally burn this program to the ground. Let's do this thing right
**** YOU BRADY HOKE FOR LEAVING AN CLEARLY INJURED KID IN THE ******* GAME. GO STRAIGHT TO ******* HELL
Salt City Sooner
9/29/2014, 04:46 PM
no doubt...that is pretty funny....
oh and the part about ksu being "little brother"...mmm that usually means you've dominated the series, in THAT SPORT. I really don't GAS as to look up if they have, but I know the last 20 years ksu football had done pretty well against ku.
Snyder's 18-4 vs. KU, & that includes losing 3 of his first 4 against them. Despite that, KU still holds a 24 game series lead, which does nothing but speak to the depths of the trainwreck/dumpsterfire/insertanydisasteryouwanthere he took over.
CatfishSooner
9/29/2014, 10:21 PM
HAHA LITTLE BROTHER
badger
10/3/2014, 11:59 AM
Arizona 31, Oregon 24
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Did I mention this is potentially NSFW content below? Warning you now. Continue after coach moron in pink if you dare...
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people are bitc$$ing about the game already. I'm not happy with the start but its the same thing every game. whenever there is adversity, all the cry babies show up, waaaaahhhhh. wait till the end of the game before you open your mouth or type. as i type this, allen takes it to the house!!!!! So shut up
Gee imagine that a message board where people complain about how their team looks against an vastly inferior opponent
Is it baseball season yet?
Every one of you that has mf'ed these kids who are playing their hearts out should be booted from the site. Your are totally pathetic, and are not real fans. It's okay to be upset with a loss, but every one of these kids is 10 times the football player any of you ever were. They make mistakes, sometimes really dumb ones. Take a look in the mirroe
I blame Obama. And ISIS. Damn Ebola
I think we should have painted Arizona's locker room pink
I cant ****ing believe we're gonna lose to a basketball school 2 years in a row
(Fun question who is our best starting linebacker Malone, Hardrick, Coleman, Washington or Death) I choose death
WHAT IS WITH THE RUNS!!!
Oregon fans booing again
This has been so bad my happy go lucky *** is agreeing with you!
We gave the keys to a Ferrari to a couple of idiots who just got their license. Way to ruin everything Chip built with 2 of the most gutless hires you will ever see
Awesome...2 years in a row this crap *** team finds a way to cost 10+ million to the PAC by knocking a relevant team out of a big bowl. Good luck zona on the Kmart bowl!!
PAC 12 refs. Slow clap. Christ
Fight!!!!! Damn it......FIGHT!!!!
Hey Frostie the snowman, you see that? That's what happens when you don't run the ball up the middle three straight times from the goal line
**** me
**** SAKE
What in the actual flying ****. The entire team and officiating crew should be executed
Get the **** off the field
This entire team and coaching staff is nothing but a bunch of headless chickens running around like a soccer team full of five-year-olds
Chip Kelly please come back soon we dearly miss you
Hahahahahahahaha. **** Don Pellum. **** this defense
slow slide to mediocrity, here we come
t least I'll be able to tell my grandchildren Oregon once was a DAT block away from winning the National Championship
There is not a single player on this team, Mariota included, that can make a single goddamn ****ing play when we need it. Bunch of pathetic losers. And the coaches too
All you belly aching, entitled, cheeba smoking, wannabe hippies are actually complaining about the officiating. Why am I not surprised?
badger
10/3/2014, 01:46 PM
Central Florida 17, Houston 12
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Stop embarrassing the university!!!
Is it too much to ask to throw catchable passes?
all I'm seeing are two very mediocre (and that's being generous) teams trying to play the game of football
Our poor defense. God help them
Good grief! Why not just punt on 1st down
fire bush and levine over the headset so this program can move on...uuuuuugh!!!!!!!
The wheels haven't come off yet, but the lug nuts are all loose
Is time for the official UH football song yet?
Welp. That's a new way to lose
Alright, time to start firing people
Somebody still has to be fired!
Sure wish I didn't have to be at work before sunup tomorrow, I could go for a double and then another double
Get ready for 10,000 fans...barely enough to pay Aramark and Levine's hyper-inflated salary
badger
10/6/2014, 09:24 AM
Let the healing begin...lots of material from the weekend, so I'll just start with our fellow Big 12 losers...
WVU 33, KU has no coach 14
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If the commercials are any indication, this game sucks
9minutes till the beta prostate deal expires? Where the fks my cell!?
You know what pisses me off? When a punter kicks the ball out of bounds and an assistant coach comes out clapping telling him it's alrught. **** that ****! Get on his ***. He has one job
My eyes are bleeding. Our offense. Ugh
We are being trolled fans. WVU is going to cover the spread using nothing but field goals just for ****s and giggles
Our limp dick offense is pathetic
How the hell can you be so freaking bad at football
We are epically bad at football
At least the D is the corn in this turd
We won the review! We won the review!
I really don't know why I keep watching this garbage
KU is a division 2 powerhouse
Can we just start punting on first down?
Delaware would kick us up and down the field and laugh about it
We are just so bad. So bad. We just need to shovel the dung out of the program and start over from scratch
The O sucks more than Missouri prostitutes
Oh where, oh where has our football team gone? Oh where, oh where could it be?
West Virginia achieved in one half what it took Texas a whole game to do. Texas really sucks
KU needs some big mongloid Kansas farm boy lineman
Baylor and OU would be playing the 4th string and ramming it down our throats
I thought we agreed to make future game threads "girls girls girls" threads
The sports gods must have something special planned for us this year. A final four? I would even take another women's track natty. Anything to ease the suffering
A touchdown! I forgot what that looked like
Can we talk band uniform smack?
Hey! we scored twice today, that's like winning the game right?
Gonna be working overtime this week with my Aggies going down, Bama going down, UCLA going down, Texas and Michigan (again)
BoulderSooner79
10/6/2014, 10:21 AM
Hope that we at least excelled at our meltdown on someone else's board.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/6/2014, 11:41 AM
Hope that we at least excelled at our meltdown on someone else's board.Hear hear!
Bourbon St Sooner
10/6/2014, 12:24 PM
We're gonna get nowhere close to the greatness of the Kansas meltdowns.
badger
10/6/2014, 12:25 PM
Warning: shaggy is nsfw. seriously, there is so much wrong with what's below the photo that you should stop here
Baylor 28, Texas still sucks 7
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This is a $#@!ing abortion of an offense
Watching our offense is giving my eyes AIDS
I hope the ref that called taunting gets Ebola
Why am I getting flashbacks to a certain game against the dirt burglars where we manged zero points with VY and Ced in the backfield?
(Why the $#@! does our band play loud $#@! when our team is in the huddle? Right after the harris bs our band is ringing the offense ears and what do you know, false start) Gay people don't know football
F*** me in the goat ***
We are so stupid
Jesus titty $#@!ing christmas
$#@! this gay earth
Put both those scores against the Special (Education) Teams
$#@! $#@! $#@! $#@! $#@! $#@! $#@! $#@! $#@! $#@!
$#@!
How can a black QB be that slow?
If we get shut out, I'm going for a boat ride with a scary Sicilian guy
$#@!kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Swoopes goin full retard.
Who knew he had more retard to go
This offense seriously has $#@!ing ebola
Put in Ebola patient at QB
3 and out
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$#@!ty OL is $#@!ty. $#@!ty QB is $#@!ty. Wasted effort by the defense, holding Baylor to 7 offensive points, yet the offense can't do jack $#@!. Swoopes is a lumbering oaf who can't progress through his reads or deliver the ball beyond 5+ yards with any accuracy what so ever
Good time for me to open another drink and yell at my wife to bring me something to eat. $#@! this game!
I'm going to start knitting a quilt because our team has AIDS
$#@! you you $#@!ing ***** bitch Mack Brown, this is your $#@!ing fault and I hope you die in a fire
We are Baylor's Kansas
i am excited for the future, or we are doomed, either way i drink
Assraped by BYU with no lube at home now we're looking at the possibility of a $#@!ing shutout by Baylor
$#@! you mack: you fat $#@! for this dumpster fire of a roster. We've lost 4 out of 5 to Baylor while you've made $30,000,000 during that time
A TD against OU? That's dangerous thinking
stupid $#@!ing $#@!ers god damn it!!!!!!! our special teams is super $#@!ing retard
good quarterbacks grow on trees in this state and we haven't even lucked into one in a $#@!ing decade. $#@! you mack
Its super sad how excited I got at "not being shutout" smdh
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/6/2014, 12:47 PM
Maybe the all-time great meltdown post. Short and incredible:
"$#@! this gay earth"
BoulderSooner79
10/6/2014, 01:05 PM
Maybe the all-time great meltdown post. Short and incredible:
"$#@! this gay earth"
NTTAWWT
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/6/2014, 01:13 PM
NTTAWWTof course!
badger
10/6/2014, 01:53 PM
I dunno how much I'll be able to do, but I'll fit em in when I can... next up, good ol' cyclone fanatic...
Poke 37, ISU 20
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Hilarious everyone dogging the refs. What about us forgetting to field a kickoff? Or giving up a 97 yd kick return for TD? Or giving up 50 yd TD bomb? Or getting two ISU turnovers overruled by calls and eventually turning into a TD?
Nah. We r just getting screwed. None if it has to do with our constant lack of discipline
There was a rumor before the Iowa Game that Rhoads had lost his team...here's a confirmed rumor...he's losing his fans. This one included. We are pathetic
I'm trying to remember how I kept my sanity when we sucked at football and basketball
For whatever reason, we just don't play this thing called FBS football. We are living in a parallel universe where it just doesn't seem to matter whether we can score a TD or not. The rest of college football seems to have figured out quite a while ago that the rules allow you to play offense
Yyyeeeeaaahhhh, we're gonna make Schadenfreude this week
Note: This is not that, nor is it roll bama roll. This is like the Kansas football of college meltdowns... and ISU makes it every week. Nyah nyah you guys suck nyah nyah
I want no part of KState unless Snyder dies, again
What would be funnier? If we upset Oklahoma or if our only win on the year was Iowa? I'd personally love to rub that in the hoks faces - we may suck but at least we are better than you
It's just amazing how predictable we are. Predictably bad
Can someone find Paul Rhoads' balls?
I feel worse about this than the Baylor game. Is it the vodka?
Same old ****. Even when ISU is showing a pulse in the game like they did in the 1st half, its still the most excruciating **** to sit through anyways. With donations and tickets I got about $1,000 wrapped up in this season, and I'm really not sure I even want to go to the ******* Toledo game next week. I can save myself 6 hours of driving and not sit through this **** show
We suck, horribly.
Beating Toledo isn't going to change that. Losing to Toledo isn't going to change that.
Beat Toledo!!!!!!
Who cares at this point?
We look great against OSU's 3rd string
LOL please just catch the ******* ball
THE SALT. IT BURNS
Those hands tho, hit him right in those concrete hands
(Bibbs is a pro, what a stud. And a totally wasted talent)I feel just horrible for him, should have went to OU
"Life isn't fair. Life isn't fair".
AD needs to change his Maxi and realize the world isn't fair. Teaching the players that life should be fair with unicorns and rainbows and everything will be just super fine
Speaking of, a cameo by the ISU athletic director...
KCvf2HqVKj8
badger
10/10/2014, 10:56 AM
UCF 31, BYU 24
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/b35e2d2e70fb88a47a1701d3e103d1b150f97a72/c=0-27-622-378&r=x1803&c=3200x1800/local/-/media/Brevard/Brevard/2014/10/09/635484672279405808-Screen-Shot-2014-10-09-at-4.00.15-PM.png
About to know what it's like to be a Raiders fan
And now we see why Rob D is a DB. The dude has stone hands
Hill gave us a 4 game head start. I'm hoping we can win 2 more. Savanah st and... ? Ummmm
Y recruit these kids if walk on's and slow white boys are going to get all the time on the field
I'm about to put myself in a headlock watching this garbage.
I seriously hope byu can make me feel stupid. But im watching this game with no hope we can win. It's damn depressing
Y freaking y Mathews my hell there has got to be a better option
Mark May I just want to punch you right in the face..get that stupid I know everything look off your face
Did Mark May say something? Whew, I dodged a bullet and wasn't listening
I'm drowning my sorrow in a tall Coke Zero and a large bag 'o Frito's. We do have a chance - a slim chance. I'm lighting 372 candles (all I got in my disaster supply kit) and boiling a black cat for good luck. Here's to improbable comebacks
Our Special Teams are disgraceful. They suck out loud
I have no hair left and every remote is broken
Time to burn the house down, BOD. Burn it down
I'm gonna go throw up. Good night
Screw this bull **** independent crap having to use bias refs is horrible that was the worse no call pass interference I've ever seen hands down the worse
I have never seen a worse prepared offense in my life, and again, I am a lifelong Jets fan. At least when the Jets lay an egg, it is to a team that is better than them
Ah well, even if they never win another game, they'll always have this:
8UeQZUJ_PKA
BoulderSooner79
10/10/2014, 11:07 AM
No references to drinking in a BYU meltdown (outside a mention of a coke zero).
badger
10/13/2014, 01:02 PM
Note: NSFW probably. I will try to do a few more later, but at least you'll get the important one this week
OU 31, texas 26
We join shaggy as texas tries to line up for 2...
http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2346080/texassadness.0.gif
$#@! ou
$#@! our special teams for making us play from behind the whole game
What the $#@!ing $#@!
How the $#@! do you burn another $#@!ing TO? $#@!!!!!
that was a chinese fire drill trying to get the 2 pt play in
I have one core value for our coaching staff: get your heads out of your asses
Our coaches are morons
$#@!ity $#@!ity $#@! $#@! $#@!, so $#@!ing close
Here we go boys. Grab your nuts
0/9 send these bag of Ebola $#@!s packing
Eat $#@! stoops
We cannot beat OU and the refs. When you are playing against both
Annexation of Puerto Rico, it's our only hope
Good thing every timeout was used wisely
We outgain them by 225 yards, and we lose. That's a stat line that you didn't expect to see. $#@!ing turnover. $#@!ing special teams. $#@! OU
Oh of course. Call holding on us. $#@!ing piece of $#@! refs
if adrian colbert had gotten ebola, we would have won this game
$#@!ing meth addled land thieves
Time to go throw up again
Bob stoops still sucks a bag of $#@!s
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/orangebones/puppiesnJesusSM.jpg
Regardless, it's 2:30 and those inbred meth head sooners $#@!ing suck
ouStillsucks. POS team with a POS coach in a POS state
Mack talking about the OU game makes me want to kick babies. He's the last person who needs to talk about this $#@!
STFU Mack you $#@!ing loser pos
$#@! OU. We are god awful this year and nearly beat you. Lolz
OU can go $#@! themselves. I look forward to Strong and company putting $#@!bags stoops out of a job in 4 or 5 years
We $#@!ed ourselves, but the goddamn holding bull$#@! is a bunch of $#@!ing $#@!stain $#@!ing $#@! sucking $#@! gargling bull$#@!. reminds me of 2008. $#@! this sht
dominated those toothless $#@!s but still can't stop tripping over our own $#@!s.
10 offensive penalties and a kick catch interference
$#@!ing short kickoff by $#@!head who supposed to have best leg on planet
Pick six
2 wasted timeouts
ANOTHER $#@!ING $#@!ED UP SNAP ON GOALLINE
What am I missing?
I $#@!ing hate OU
Mack is such a crazy old vagina
I'm foaming at the mouth with rage. $#@! everything
Hey, we might be the best 2-4 team in the country
In other news holly Rowe is a $#@!ing whale
what pisses me off most is we should have won. we $#@!ing dominated in the stats, except for the one that matters...score. the $#@!ing ST TD....the $#@!ing no-call on the hold....$#@!ing mistake after mistake on offense....stupid as $#@! playcalls... we lost the $#@!ing game
$#@!*******************enemagoatfelch****shi****sh itbobsagat!!
BoulderSooner79
10/13/2014, 01:21 PM
Hey, we might be the best 2-4 team in the country
Thank-you, thank-you Badger. You're the best. The goal is not so much to win the game as to make the opposing fans suffer (especially horns).
deweydw
10/13/2014, 01:55 PM
I'm gonna go throw up. Good night
Time to go throw up again
Is this they same guy?
badger
10/13/2014, 02:56 PM
Due to Kansas' ongoing Big 12 bball champ streak, no you sunflower bastards do NOT get any breaks from football meltdown week if you lose
Poke 27, Koachless Kansas 20
http://pistols.onroillc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/USATSI_8136113_154512258_lowres.jpg
KU and Michael Cummings all over OSU's Face GAME THREAD
Blue jerseys, grey pants., blue helmet with a red stripe. At least we'll look a little more like the Mangino teams
**** these ****ty refs
I will give Weis credit for getting the Jayhawk back on the helmet and making it large
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING RIGHT NOW? We keep moving that yellow line on the TV. WE ARE NOT supposed to do that
A PASS DOWNFIELD.......
MICHAEL CUMMINGS ALL OVER YOUR EFFING FACE!!!
(hell yeah we are winning)Somebody pinch me because I think Im dreaming
(Extend Bowens contract now!!!)Now fire him lol
Our Special Teams are Special Needs today
Mike Gundy is a ********* with a ********* hair cut
We aren't bad....we're stupid
Our kickers suck ***
Just got off the golf course. I was expecting a 49-0 score
I should have mowed the yard
Raise your hand if you actually thought we would make that field goal.
....all hands raised have not been following KU football
Screw the moral victory, let's go win this thing!
Un-phucking-believable!
This is so much fun!! Reminds me of the Mangino years
Note: Tyreek runs it back. So much for being tied 20-20 late in 4th...
SON OF A BITCH
Fire the special teams coach
That was about as deflating as it gets
God dammit
Why do we always shoot ourselves in the head after doing something good
So typically KU football
KU football is one giant kick in the nuts
**** you, Mike Gundy. Eat a big fat sweaty dick
I can't stand that greasy POS
We looked a lot better than we had been playing under Frontbutt
I never blame the refs for a loss.
UNTIL TODAY!
EatLeadCommie
10/13/2014, 02:59 PM
Honestly, the meltdown on this board was better than the one on the UT boards.
badger
10/13/2014, 03:21 PM
WVU 37, FREE BAKER MAYFIELD 34
http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/dailytoreador.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/8/58/85807772-5269-11e4-8fdd-001a4bcf6878/543b122c11e47.image.jpg
Go check and see how many wins Gundy and Briles brought in their first couple of seasons and get back with me. If you're gonna watch Kliff build this team back you're gonna need some testicles. This isn't going to be easy. If your looking for instant gratification like your momma gives you on Saturday when she's doing your laundry and baking you pie, then you've come to the wrong place. This team has been shat on by poor leadership for half a decade. Did you expect Kliff to just walk in, ***** foot around, and magically we will win the conference? If you did, congratulations, you're a moron. Our victories need to made out in the high schools and in the living rooms and dining rooms of big time recruits. That's where we gain our momentum. That's where the future of Texas Tech resides. Bunch of pansy wasted nancy boys wetting your drawers cause Tech lost a close one in Stillwater. Your fat girlfriends have such a tight grasp on your cajones that you have no grit. You have no vision. You ladies make me sick.
Damnnnnnn
My god we never get a fuxking call
Webb sucks balls
Can we get a qb that is accurate????
Oh well always 2017 can be our year
Come to WVU where you can be a towel boy
CRAP....our team sucks
**** this **** we ******* suck
I hate texas tech football
Fck you josh lambert! Talking SHT to our fans. Fcking garland pos...hack
This is on the offense. They suck dick. And Kingsbury play calling ****** blows
We lost the game they didnt win ****
Why don't you eat **** and die
We need to buy ourselves a dak Prescott. **** honor im tired of being a effing loser school. I'm sure miss st and ole miss are all legit hahah
Kansas next week. Then well all profess how amazing we are and the tide has turned
Note: Spot here now reserved for loser of Tech-KU game
KantoSooner
10/13/2014, 04:03 PM
"Can you get a qb who is accurate?" (paraphrase)
I dunno, ask your dbag coach. The guy he ran off last season pitched a perfect game playing for OU this spring. But I guess he refused to properly apply saliva to Kliffie.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
10/28/2014, 10:50 PM
Tap, tap, tap...
badger
10/29/2014, 08:38 AM
Tap, tap, tap...
:mad: i'll see what i can find from last weekend later today...
badger
10/29/2014, 09:38 AM
WVU 34, Poke 10
http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/42919444/457860430.0_standard_730.0.jpg
Why has Boone not yelled at our garbage AD?
We are not good, but texas is bad too
Line up in victory formation guys
Well look at the bright side even if we don't score again we're still averaging over 30 points per game
(We are within striking distance of a good WVU team)Exactly how are we going to "strike"? We can't score
WV has ONLY 409 yards and average over 550. Yay team!
Let's get drunk and hang out at whataburger
I haven't seen a worse QB in a OSU uniform since Donovon Woods
The crowd is leaving the stadium
Happy Homecoming Boone. Hope you enjoyed being grand Marshall. Was probably on the plane back to Texas at halftime
LOL at the fan giving the "we're number 1" sign as he heads for the exit
Why burn a redshirt on qb to watch us lose out anyways
Everyone meet at Whataburger @ 2 am
Unless we have NFL qb and WR then we are screwed
Is it too much to ask for even mediocrity at this point?
Can we please just have a running clock for the rest of the quarter
Over a year of sobriety is being severely threatened right now
In case you missed the OSU/Whataburger fun, read here (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/osusportsextra/after-falling-asleep-at-whataburger-two-osu-players-arrested-on/article_0998e671-a612-5da7-89ed-69b34473f344.html).
badger
10/29/2014, 10:20 AM
KSU 23, Texas shut out for the first time since 12-0 RRS in 2004
Warning: Shaggy is always NSFW, even reposted here. Continue after the KSU pic at your own risk.
http://www.rantsports.com/ncaa-football/files/2014/10/KState.jpg
How does Swoopes not notice his running backs/oline suck and that he gets more yards when he keeps it
haha make it stop
God damnit Gray you $#@!ing *****
What a bunch of loser pricks
The refs are a complete abortion. $#@! them
Fire these officials $#@!
total $#@! spot. They want a BCS birth
Refs have $$$ on KSU
I mean jesus $#@!ing christ, we can see that from the damn TV, yet the refs call it down about 2 yards short? give me a break
Oh my $#@!ing God
Bull. $#@!ing. $#@!. Bull$#@!
Not indisputable my ***
Never should have ran that gay *** play
Who cares about the call. This team sucks
I'm going to break everything I $#@!ing own
we got $#@!ed and didn't even get kissed
http://i.imgur.com/aiEJH.gif
If the greasy pork roast I'm eating right now doesn't make me sick, a shutout most definitely will
Aids infested Ebola
Our offense couldn't score against the KSU cheerleaders
We are the flagship in the most talent rich state. Kansas state is full of walk on and Jucos and kids that learned football last week and they own our asses yr in and yr out. Is this real life?
We still have too many pussies on the team
These bastards suck a $#@!ing fat $#@!. They should have hired gotdamned Patterson like I've been saying for 10 $#@!ing years
What a $#@!ing day....I need alcohol!
Kansas State owns many people's asses
Well I'm gonna go jerk off with sand paper and mayonnaise
Don't forget the fire ants and glass shards
i'm going to drink some unsweet tea mixed with clorox after watching this offensive output
most over rated running backs ever and a mildly retarded tight end playing QB. What could go wrong?
$#@!ing Snyder comes after the punt. $#@! that saggy-balled old $#@!
$#@! bill Snyder. $#@! penalties. $#@! foreman running hard to get benched again. $#@! no power qb runs
Stephen F Austin put up 16 points on KState
UTEP put up 28 points on them
http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w411/zombiecow2/SxImg_65_zps574c2b8d.jpg
This is the Titanic and we are the deck chairs
kbsooner21
10/29/2014, 11:22 AM
Shaggy is a bunch of whiny little biznitches who want to blame the refs and everything else on Texass losing besides the fact they suck! Love when those clowns lose
KantoSooner
10/29/2014, 12:26 PM
The tears of UT
fans are like honey to me
entertaining food.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
10/29/2014, 08:25 PM
Thank you, Badger. Thank you very much.
badger
11/3/2014, 02:42 PM
Sooners 59, ISU 14
http://www.kcci.com/image/view/-/29487620/medRes/2/-/v09dp4z/-/img-OU-runs-wild-over-ISU.jpg
I don't think I can cover all of this treasure trove. Everything from a 10-page thread called "Cyclone fans are fat" (http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=194901&) to 12 pages of "I'm tired of all you schmucks." (http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=194893) Eff it, here's some cyclone depression...
Knight feeling bad and tackling himself
the defense is epicly bad today, even for ISU
Time to put our first string guys in
If you're still in Jack Trice right now, you're not being a true Cyclone. You're showing that you support this level of ****** play
We are improving. At this point in the first half, we were down 14-0. In the second half we're only down 10-0. #soproud
"We are gonna hit them coming off the bus."
Problem is, OU arrived by plane
I honestly don't give a **** that we just had a 70 yard touchdown pass
C'mon guys! that last drive had the commentators comparing us to Baylor.....BAYLOR, PEOPLE!!!!
**** ME!!! What in the mother ****. ****!!!
Leave. Everyone leave
There are just 3 periods in football right?
If I see another ******* inside draw out of the shotgun, I'm going to explode
I haven't really been watching the game but I saw the score.
Has Barry Switzer pulled Jamelle Holieway out the game yet?
My son (age 6 ) just asked me, "Are the Landscapers still winning?"
(I think he heard me say "dirt buglers" last night and it morphed into the above)
Anyway we can play football in the Mac and still get B12 money???
Is the MAC a lower conference than what NDSU is in?
******* inside hand off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****!!!!!!!!!! Stop it!
ISU needs OU to throw the ball more. This running the score up by running the football is bush league
YOUR SALT, IT BURNS MY WOUNDS
This 4th string rb lookslike barry sanders
Just think... If Mixon hadn't punched that girl, he'd probably have 100 yards too
Eat poops Bob Stoops
It's like you can read the alcohol dripping from that board. A+ Iowa State Internet. Good job, good effort :D
badger
11/3/2014, 04:24 PM
KSU 48, world's most powerful offensive orange 14
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/grab-2014-11-01-09h29m57s77.jpg?w=1000&h=562
Lol at our offense
Texas is wooping Tech...it's not close...kind of like our game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We suck so damn bad
Snyder's giving Gundy a pearl necklace. And then wiping it off with his dirty Depends
Keep running....only down 31. Fn wuss coaching
Daxx looking looking...for a place to sit down...finds it
We just had our first 100 yard rusher of the 2014 season. Tyreek Hill.
Yah. Go Cowboys. We rule
http://www.orangepower.com/attachments/sucks-jpg.34251/
and now Snyder's running up the score with the 2nd team qb......nice
Snyder fisting us. Dry. The question is, will our guys have enough pride to get pissed off and do something about it. Or, will they just take it
Fire yursuck or fire gundy. I don't care either way yursuck will be gone
Not even watching that game on Dec. 6th!!
Time Warp to 1998
(anyone care to give me the bullet points?)-KSU is good
-we suck
OU can pick the score in Bedlam
(51 to 6 ou)At half?
I don't know what Boone is thinking but for some reason I was still in the stadium at the end of the third quarter to witness his jet taking off...followed by a second jet a few minutes later
I just can't believe my parents drove all the way up there for this crap
Death Penalty SMU could boat race this OSU team
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN '
I've had toooooooo much to drink. That alcohol feels good in my belly. OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSU
Well, at least this made me smile today.
A miami team, with miami kids, and we look slow, soft, and vaginal
badger
11/10/2014, 04:36 PM
Let the healing begin... by ripping everyone else's band aid's off and pouring rubbing alcohol and salt on the wounds. Just disinfecting, I swear!
Whorn 33, Mountie 16
http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dana-holgorsen.jpg
That was a great shot of Dana grabbing his junk
Seems like some of you enjoy the team sucking. It's like you enjoy those of us that lose our crap and you get to show you are better then that
My god now are suck is spreading to lambert
We suck in every phase of the game today
His stupid *** has to go. How does it fool Dana? That everytime you see Strong he's got you bent over. Go the Phuk away. He's good for one win a year to make think they're good then bam. He's needing miracles to beat shPitt teams and getting blown out by Ok teams
how many no calls are we going to get in this conference
yay, we broke double digits
Why in the **** are we huddling!!!!!!!!! No urgency. Zero. You need a **** huddle and 20 seconds to call a dive?!??!?!?!!??
Clint has the escapability of my grandma and she is dead
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B19Ma0QCcAAU1TM.jpg:large
Seven years of Phuk stinks running and ruining the program
Refs? They aren't the problem. We are the problem. We suck
Jesus, I had a get together today and had to endure 3 loud women the whole ****ing game who know nothing about the sport and who wouldn't STFU with all the bitching and complaining about the game and now I stupidly open this thread. I hate everyone
Feel better yet? Or do I need to visit Cyclone Fanatic?
deweydw
11/10/2014, 05:16 PM
I felt much better after seeing Holgerson getting a grip. :highly_amused: Bring on the Cyclone, can't believe they lost to Kansas.
badger
11/11/2014, 05:07 PM
Kansas wins! Kansas wins! Kansas wins!
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/college/big-12/university-of-kansas/47pfww/picture3672397/alternates/FREE_960/APTOPIX%20Iowa%20St%20Kansa_Long.jpg
^^^actual postgame photo^^^
You guys all suck. We are down are leading tackler. our best receiver, and a starting QB. Im not losing faith in CR after that ****. Its been a tough year but this game isnt over. Go State!
Oh shut up
Denial is a river that starts in Egypt and runs right through your brain
I'm hearing rumors that the custodians wanted to clean the locker room and were able to run in past the ISU d with mops and water to get the job done. We are now losing the lockerroom game as well
My god. We are losing to Kansas. Mother ******* Kansas. I don't care who we are without. Kansas should not be beating us 24-7. I swear to god some people here could watch JTS get blown up by a missile and still and still find some reason why things aren't as bad as they seem
We can still go to a bowl. I am putting some vodka into my basketball kool aide. It could happen!
Okay... so we can't let the D play. No more kicks or punts!
Embarrassing team is embarrassing
This game is such a pillow fight
ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS? ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS?
Oh wow, we suck
Get the GD midgets off the field
Oh no we suck again
I'm sick of Iowa State football
FSN knows us Cyclone fans have to drink heavily to get thru this. 4 out of every 5 commercials are infomercials? Genius. #drunkpurchases
May as well purchase a tarp to cover the new seats!
Well boys welcome to the gutter's gutter
at least ND is getting their dick stomped as well
Why must we suck so bad!?
Welcome to rock bottom. I'm shocked we beat toledo
Welp, we had a good run of not being the toilet bowl of the conference
People are getting on their high horses about being "fans". Give me something to be a ******* fan of
I'm not rooting against the team. But I am laughing at them
It's over quit calling time outs!
My Dish cable didn't have HD broadcast which made this game double-painful to watch
This was such a big win for them, they gave the coach the gatorade shower. We should feel honored
Neat, being on the other side of a field rushing
Didn't realize we were "Break the field goal post" worthy
Announcers providing commentary on the goal posts coming down
Proof they're not making this up:
Phck6yF_D84
badger
11/12/2014, 02:10 PM
Final one of the week...
Purple 41, purple 20
http://110nationsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/TCU-head-coach-Gary-Patterson-and-Kansas-State-head-coach-Bill-Snyder-e1415109617672.jpg
I hate our wildcat. ..it's so predictable
Without Klein to bulldoze his way for yardage these guys look like clowns
Why are we so slow
One of the officials decided he wanted to have a direct impact on the outcome of the game. Pathetic little man
We look like dog****e
WWWWWIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEE OOOOOOPPPPPPEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Lol whiskey is my friend
We give up every 3rd and long. CRAP
**** Patterson, throwing deep with the starting QB and a four score lead
Oh stop. We beat SFA 55-16. They should hate us for running it up. Or UTEP, we beat them 58-28. Snyder must be a jerk. Of even OSU, we beat them 4814, which is worse than the score tonight.
So just stop it. And you have no idea what kind of shape Boykin is in. You're not his coach or doctor and you're certainly not him.
You're whining because we lost. Get over it. It's just a loss. Only poor sportsmanship are the people making whining complaints like this
Until this team starts recruiting criminals and marginal academic players from high school this is going to happen
badger
11/19/2014, 01:39 PM
TCU 34, KU 30
http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/yourhoustonnews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/9d/99d42fa6-920e-559c-a774-3c4f6c47b2de/546834b4d8713.image.jpg?resize=300%2C336
Pierson runs like a puzzy
I don't care to ever hear Brady Quin's voice again
Can we stop running Pierson up the middle for the love of God?!
Brady Quinn is a dick
God ******* dammit
i'm surprised there was not a tripping penalty on the invisible man
Flag morons! Guess they had to call B12 before making the call
Bee see ess dollar signs
LMFAO....the officials tried so hard not to throw that flag
Well, poop
Congrats Big 12!!!
At least tcu is out of the playoff
Congrats to referee Gary Patterson. This is utter garbage
Makes me wish we would have canned Weis before the season and gone with Bowen the whole time
dafuq are the fans singing bon jovi for right now?
Wow "Overrated" chant. Our fans are idiots
I really wish they would stop playing Bon Jovi during the game. When I hear Bon Jovi I think of Charlie Weis, and I don't like thinking of Charlie Weis
badger: Greetings, college meltdown fans. Did you know that KU also has a basketball team that lost this week? Head on over to the Sooner basketball board later today to see how the Jayhawks put up with losing to Kentucky (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?185202-2014-15-college-basketball-meltdown-thread&p=4895615#post4895615). And then stick around, because OU has two great basketball teams this year. Boomer!
badger
11/19/2014, 03:55 PM
whorn 28, poke 7
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2hb8F0IYAAdNIT.jpg
^^^kickoff, not postgame^^^
Do we run Bullet for a first down?
If we get one
I miss bob and Nathan Simmons. How pathetic is this showing?
I remember us going from 10-2 and a Heisman to 0-10-1 in 3 years. Never thought I'd *ever* see us fall that far that fast again
Is Texas playing equipment boys now?
Everyone be quiet. We've started doing football
That stadium. So empty
That score felt more like pity sex
Yes it did....but much like pity sex, I'll NEVER turn it down or complain
Hope Bullett didn't pull a hamstring
Texas deserves a 4th quarter collapse and loss. COMEON FOOTBALL GODS MAKE IT SO
Lol. The announcers are talking about taking the crowd out of it. There has to be a crowd there first
Oklahoma State: making crappy quarterbacks look like heisman winners..what is new
BEAT OU
14 points is too much to ask from this team
I have a game plan for next week. On Thursday we announce that one of our trainers returned from a mission trip in West Africa a week ago and is showing symptoms of Ebola. Since he has worked with most of our team for the last week we are placing the entire team in quarantine for 3 weeks
Someone just shoot the dog already
Timeout? It's like Gundy is trying to convince us he gives a ****
Well Coach Gundy literally thank you for nothing. The calling timeouts so Texas could get a couple more sacks was a neat way to end the game
badger
11/20/2014, 12:48 PM
sooners 42, pink faders 30
http://a1.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdigital/fscom/Newsletter/NCAAFB/2014/09/26/TexasTech/092614-CFB-Texas-Tech-TV-Pi6.vresize.693.390.high.0.jpg
fold up like a cheap tent in the 4th quarter
They're running every down...F#%%$##%%%$$
Perine. Picking my jaw up off the floor
If they would have ran the ball the entire game they would be up 30 points
Texas Tech: Making Legends Out of Opposing Players Since 1983
It looks like relying on OU's screwups to hand us this game may not work. The refs aren't going to hand the game to Tech either. Well, as long as they think Big Hits are the same as Good Tackling, I think OU can rely on Tech screw-ups
dang...fell for the perine trick again
the sad thing is...Perine will be back next year
Once again d cant stop running water
DID NOT ESTABLISH A RUN GAME.
THROWS THOSE GDAMN LONG BOMBS ONE OF WHICH TO FING GRANT
WHY? WHY KK? WHY KK? EXPLAIN TO THE FANS WHY? WE SAW THIS WVU. AT TEXAS. EXPLAIN!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!? YOU ARE PAID TOO MUCH FING MONEY NOT TO TELL US WHY
HORRIBLE PLAY CALLING!!!! YOU CAN ARGUE 1 THROW AND TRY TO IGNITE THE TEAM BUT TWO!!?!!?!q?q?q?q?q?q?q?q?q?q?q?
we're done...like burnt toast..nobody wants us... at least we get new uniforms every saturday
we are oregon lite,...extremely lite...we just get the new uniforms....not the wins
KLIFF SCREWED US!!!!
WHY HAVEN'T WE RUN THE BALL!!!!
****** line up and utilize one of the top running backs in the big 12!!! Smash mouth, nut up and play to your strengths Kliff! Don't put the game on a freshmans shoulders!!!!!!! RidihwfBsjdidjshshsnajzuxhsbdbehgujdsjbsb!!?!!!?!! !!!!!!!!&&;@:'cndhshsh
PS: FREE BAKER MAYFIELD!
TAFBSooner
11/20/2014, 03:55 PM
Kansas wins! Kansas wins! Kansas wins!
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/college/big-12/university-of-kansas/47pfww/picture3672397/alternates/FREE_960/APTOPIX%20Iowa%20St%20Kansa_Long.jpg
^^^actual postgame photo^^^
Proof they're not making this up:
Phck6yF_D84
"I'm not rooting against the team. But I am laughing at them" - Classic.
badger
11/21/2014, 12:21 PM
KSU 26, WVU 20
https://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/InhfRuGkYai_pHAkgNKtPw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-11-21/6eda1ea0-7123-11e4-af89-19959c489f89_Whitealmost.gif
^^^what should have been awesome was sadly overturned... and other ref calls I'm sure wemustignitethiscouch.com points out...also, if you are offended by F-words that start with PH instead, do not read below the KSU mask's video...
IALwo-Z_6qU
I thought we left the BE to stop playing on work/school nights?
Frees up my Saturday to chase women
The crowd looks like we are 1-9 and playing Midd Tennessee State
Maybe the next thread we create should ask if we should be fired
Delayed call? They might as well has called the Big 12 home office on that one
Trickett is a fumbling machine
Turnover U
This offense is luring me to sleep
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
Oh my god!! WTH????
We suck
**** you ref!!
F.M.L.
Glad im freezing my balls to watch this
Need..... liquor...
Trickett needs to stop f#$%ing up
Their best defense is our offense
OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM THE DAMN BALL IF YOU ARENT GOING TO ****ING CATCH IT
EVERY PHUKING GAME SPECIAL TEAMS. WHY
BREAKING NEWS: WVU LOWLIGHTS TO BE AIRED ON COMEDY CENTRAL FOLLOWING THE GAME
Can these f*cktards go one kickoff without a f*cking flag? How stupid can you be?!!!
STOP PHUKING HOLDING
Ooo look. More special teams dumb f*ckness
badger
11/24/2014, 03:09 PM
Everyone that wants to keep thinking I'm a Wisconsin troll can go to that other thread. The rest of you? Enjoy...
OU 44, KU 7, Perine 427
http://giant.gfycat.com/GreedyDeterminedLadybird.gif
I'm being a good man and waiting until kickoff before I crack my first beer and proceed to get blackout drunk while my wife and kid are left to run the household on their own today. Daddy is checking out
I honestly think KU wins today. Bad weather conditions, OU playing a back up qb and the team as a whole is down a little bit. KU's got some confidence after the TCU game
Wtf was that? Zero outside contain? Dumbass football
That is some little league ****. Here is the ball, run real fast!!! That LOOKED ******* terrible
Big 12 refs are such c#nts
Well, f#ck my face
That OU running back Must be part duck the way he runs on a wet field
Pierson runs like such a vagina
Most camera guys look for the good looking girls in the crowd. The guy doing this game found the two douchy guys
Can we please mute out the Sooner band. That crap gets old
Perine butt raping the 'Hawks defense
Does Perine have 200 yards yet?
I wish KU football wasn't such an embarrassment
Hey let's not try to score since we are only down 24!
Will Perine break Greg Pruit's OU single game rushing record of 294 yards today? Is water wet?
Next series lets trick OU and punt on first down instead of waiting for three plays and then punting
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So I'll just keep drinking
We've got 3 receptions? 3 G O D D A M N Receptions?
He's going right back in and the NCAA record is now his. Damn you Ford!
Can we get some pics of some godam T & A in here?
Jeebus, who was that who hit Perine with his purse?
This is going to be the most tainted record since Favre flopped for Strahan
The all white surrender uniforms are coming in very handy today
We are fighting like the French Army today
Fuhk. This is what we were waiting for?
http://i.imgur.com/mgHDLtX.jpg
Does the record actually count if it's against Kansas?
We're nationally relevant again. Last week we knocked TCU out of the college football playoff and we got a record set on us this week
badger
11/24/2014, 04:47 PM
Melvin 408, Samaje 427:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10653843_835728216449548_2124668463915095695_n.jpg ?oh=b8988ee5f4b8b6b946a78b322ba0c004&oe=54D30498&__gda__=1423852671_82361d209b9e1ff467d17df812ac760 5
If gordon played the 4th quarter the record would've been untouchable
What a joke that they kept him in
It's ****in Stoops I wouldn't expect any less
(Good luck the rest of the season. Boomer!) Go. The. .Hell. Away.
lets be honest, Kansas is an FCS team....they are ****ing terrible...and watching your back run 50 yard sprints doesn't even compare to what Melvin faced last week....congrats on the record......(bull****, cough)
Asterisk
Stoops must have felt Kansas (cellar dweller Big 12 garbage) had a chance so they kept their RB in the 4th Q = MOTHERPHUKIN ******
Gordon did it without trying. Oklahoma purposely shoved him in there to break it, against a weaker opponent in better conditions and with more carries
& not against the nutless Lillte Sisters of the Poor
Melvin did it in 3 quarters on 25 carries. Had he played the 4th he probably goes for 600
Stoops is a pillow-biting ******
But how much are the Sooner boosters paying for his services? It's funny how much Sooner fans like to brag but forget that they would be no better then the team they beat today if it weren't for Texas players that they have to bribe in order to get them to come to OU
Game situation was completely ignored. Sportsmanship was **** on
Too bad all the SEC teams got their FCS byes out of the way this week. Maybe someone like Yeldon could've broken Perine's record next week
Oklahoma fans suck
Good to see that pathetic Oklahoma education system is producing geniuses like these trolls. Garbage school, garbage fans, mostly average athletics recently... Not much point in bothering with these mental midgets. They probably went to schools that taught creationism, keep that in mind
There are few fan bases where it's more pointless to get into a pissing match with than OU. This thread could go for 80 pages
BoulderSooner79
11/24/2014, 05:08 PM
The butthurt that just keeps giving HAHAHAHA!
badger
11/24/2014, 05:19 PM
Baylor 49, Poke 28
http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/33/30/74/7180083/3/960x540.jpg
They're dancing. Sin on all of you!
tyreek runs nowhere really fast
CATCH you moron officials!!!!!!
Briles is the master of charming the media with his folksy homespun wisdom. He's a snake
dirty as a whores sheets
Shut up Baylor fans
LOL F*** YOU BRILES
Why are referees such slap nuts?
Baylor fans are ****-ignorant!!!!
I think I will punch a Baylor fan
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2340/2195214605_5d1506abe0.jpg
Baylor is a garbage bunch of guys coached by a slimeball
If I were Gundy, I would punch Briles in the mouth instead of shaking his hand
Buck you Faylor!
badger
12/8/2014, 11:16 AM
http://picasion.com/pic79/d512bba8263299a381949d320cf05c3c.gif
I will attempt to help in the healing process later today... even if MWC makes my avatar and sig all Poke-like till basketball can reclaim it :(
badger
12/8/2014, 11:43 AM
Baylor is #5
http://i2.wp.com/i.imgur.com/YertdJj.jpg?w=650
More awful gameday signs that are now unintentional even more funny here (http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/12/6/7344279/baylor-gameday-signs-tcu).
Fire Bowlsby tomorrow
Why wait? Do it today
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RaU7VCcAANOZO.jpg
december 7th....
... a day that will live infamy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4R2RaGIMAAaKgN.jpg
TCU is, well, let's call them the 'junior champion"
Geezus, get the f*** out! Do you even have a clue how retarded you sound? We can only stand in wonder at what kind of Gary Patterson induced lip-licking sponge-bath inferiority complex you Frog fans must have. Your shoe will never be on my foot because I don't wear candy *** fairy godmother shoes
Tcu is a dumpster fire school where the drug cartels pumped heroin into because the TCU folks thought they were indestructible and too cool to overdose. Unfortunately, their attitudes will never understand head to head. They are too cool
I apologize for picking you last every week for kickball in the third grade. Facts are, I wouldn't have picked you at all if Mrs. Smith hadn't made us. You do realize your parents payed for that trophy you got for finishing 6th in little league right
Maybe we could let our head coaches have a hotdog eating contest. Wait...nevermind
-gnIvPtT8yw
And one more parting shot of the men of the hour in postgame:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4OrcF5CMAEg2ed.jpg:large
badger
12/8/2014, 01:02 PM
TCU is #6
http://cdn1.therepublic.com/smedia/b/c/bc0f9d9bf53849d8a706d058964de434/inline_307443361049.jpg
Unlike most weeks, I'm featuring winners before losers lol... maybe i'll do the game losers next?
An entire thread dedicated to Baylor failing (http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?/topic/186817-baylortears/)
I just started crying. I don't know why. I feel like this is sports PMSimg
Baylor PR campaign worked. Got TCU out
Thank God Baylor didn't get in though with all the [Craig James] they pulled
Can't wait to watch TOSU get prison raped against Bama
Let's take it like good Frogs and not whine like Bears
What if OSU had lost? Could be even more painful
I've decided to be a Big XII fan, despite the hate. After the conference slap in the face, I am filled with righteous indignation. I came to this conclusion after a juicy ribeye, a few St. Arnold's Christmas Ales and a couple of Bulliet Bourbons. And no, it was not for breakfast!
Whatever Happens, Don't Go Full-Baylor
We just won the Big XII in three years, without even being a full member, and will enjoy a big time bowl game to celebrate this team's accomplishments. Let the classlessness remain in Waco, it's the American way
That good ole Baylor whine
Baylor needs constant reassurance that SOMEBODY actually likes them
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