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ObiKaTony
4/30/2014, 10:24 AM
http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

First let me say publix is amazing we need one in Ok. That being said, I went to FSU (and OU) and this doesn't surprise me. Side note:

FSU is a dump placed in a Capitol town surrounded by a ghetto...
olevetonahill
4/30/2014, 10:32 AM
Hes heading for serious trouble.
LakeRat
4/30/2014, 11:13 AM
As per Espn text, he stole crab legs.
badger
4/30/2014, 11:14 AM
We should have titled this thread "Jameis Winston is a moron."

It would have covered so many bases till the end of his career.

In any event, I think it would be hilarious if OSU somehow upset FSU in their opener. Would you sway your turkey leg to that, Pokes?
http://cdn.nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/osuturkeyleg.gif
HEY! Stop throwing turkey legs at our players! :mad:
KantoSooner
4/30/2014, 11:18 AM
Seriously, who doesn't tuck a few away in their pocket for 'later'?
KantoSooner
4/30/2014, 11:22 AM
That pic is epic. And what I love most is that you can see that he first considered moving his head back and forth to take his bite, rather than just stopping the waving wheat gesture with the turkey leg.

But really: Poke is Poke.
olevetonahill
4/30/2014, 11:28 AM
Seriously, who doesn't tuck a few away in their pocket for 'later'?

Id be skeered they Grab my weiner My pockets got holes in em.
KantoSooner
4/30/2014, 11:38 AM
Id be skeered they Grab my weiner My pockets got holes in em.

Your pockets have 'insides' to 'em?
olevetonahill
4/30/2014, 11:46 AM
Your pockets have 'insides' to 'em?

Oh wait, I dont even have pockets cause I dont wear clothes
colleyvillesooner
4/30/2014, 12:49 PM
That pic is epic. And what I love most is that you can see that he first considered moving his head back and forth to take his bite, rather than just stopping the waving wheat gesture with the turkey leg.

But really: Poke is Poke.

If you look close, im not sure he ever actually stops moving from side to side. :D
birddog
4/30/2014, 12:55 PM
that's definitely a dood? for sure?
OffroadOUFan
4/30/2014, 01:12 PM
He just didn't want to get to bed hungry like that UConn basketball player...
Flagstaffsooner
4/30/2014, 01:23 PM
that's definitely a dood? for sure?

No, that's the Homecoming Queen.
KantoSooner
4/30/2014, 02:05 PM
Oh wait, I dont even have pockets cause I dont wear clothes



You'll just have to try to stay in character harder!
SoonerDomiNation
4/30/2014, 02:41 PM
Id be skeered they Grab my weiner My pockets got holes in em.

Lol o my.....
SoonerDomiNation
4/30/2014, 02:44 PM
I have a freind who had crabs once he said he used 7 dust to get rid of em I guess its just not for garden bugs.... maybe winston better use some as well.
badger
4/30/2014, 02:55 PM
It's too bad the oddly shaped but still expanded Big 12 didn't happen with Clemp and Free Shoes. It would have been fun to have our students chant "Jameis has crabs" or something
BoulderSooner79
4/30/2014, 04:04 PM
As the SNL skit goes -- REALLY? Jameis, REALLY? One year away from draft day and you do this? REALLY?

At least it's entertaining (when it's another school :peaceful:)
picasso
4/30/2014, 04:20 PM
Reminds me of a drunken Santa in Trading Places.
picasso
4/30/2014, 04:21 PM
Free Seafood University.
KantoSooner
4/30/2014, 04:28 PM
Looking Good Winthorp!

Feeling Good!

And Jamie Leigh Curtis back when you could crack a walnut on any part of her body.

What a movie!
birddog
4/30/2014, 04:41 PM
crab legs in the britches could cause jameis to puncture his tool bag. im not so sure he doesnt deserve that.
picasso
4/30/2014, 09:28 PM
Looking Good Winthorp!

Feeling Good!

And Jamie Leigh Curtis back when you could crack a walnut on any part of her body.

What a movie!
May I suggest using a night stick, officer?
8timechamps
4/30/2014, 10:06 PM
He just didn't want to get to bed hungry like that UConn basketball player...

Whoops, he can't use that one...
8timechamps
4/30/2014, 10:07 PM
Reminds me of a drunken Santa in Trading Places.

To this day, whenever I watch that movie (which is every time I come across it), I point out to anyone within earshot that when he bites into the fish he's got a ton of fake Santa beard hair in his mouth.

Absolutely meaningless...but I remember THAT for some reason.
olevetonahill
4/30/2014, 11:54 PM
You'll just have to try to stay in character harder!

heh, you said "Harder"
vtsooner21
5/1/2014, 06:44 AM
I have to say that the clip is of Larry Mondello of the "Leave It To Beaver" TV show...Has to be. No mistaking him. Ward, June, Wally & the Beav wouldn't get caught on film there, so Larry got his shot at true "stardom"...

Boomer
swardboy
5/1/2014, 06:59 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmhPPA6CUAAgxTf.jpg
KantoSooner
5/1/2014, 08:15 AM
heh, you said "Harder"

And it was entirely with intent, Sirrah, entirely with intent!
olevetonahill
5/1/2014, 09:01 AM
And it was entirely with intent, Sirrah, entirely with intent!

:applause:
SoonerInFortSmith
5/5/2014, 01:39 PM
So he lifts what, a few hundred bucks of stuff on Tuesday, is only issued a citation (not arrested) and serves 20 hours of community service and is reinstated to the baseball team by Sunday? The term double standard comes to mind.
8timechamps
5/5/2014, 05:01 PM
So he lifts what, a few hundred bucks of stuff on Tuesday, is only issued a citation (not arrested) and serves 20 hours of community service and is reinstated to the baseball team by Sunday? The term double standard comes to mind.

I think it was something like $33 worth of seafood. Regardless, your point still stands.