Written out the Will!

[olevetonahill]

A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."


"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said,
'Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!'"

[Turd_Ferguson]

That is a quicker way to say all of that...

[BigTip]

The horror!



:applause:

[Soonerjeepman]

lol....nice one.

which, makes me think of the rich girl up north...left home on her own free will...now suing her parents. Hillary would LOVE that.

[badger]

the rich girl up north...left home on her own free will...now suing her parents. Hillary would LOVE that.

I've heard that it's hard for kids to make their case to a judge in a civil dispute involving where the kid lives, because the parent always says that it was the kid's decision to leave and that's the end of it. In fact, if you care to get the horrid juicy details, here's a detailed description of how a seemingly perfect family was not (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2014/03/rachel_canning_lawsuit_wonderful_family_torn_asund er_as_the_whole_world_watches.html).