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Mazeppa
2/28/2014, 10:34 PM
Oh my.

http://tracking.si.com/2014/02/25/louisville-recruit-arrested-impregnating-cousin/

Eielson
2/28/2014, 11:01 PM
Sick.

soonergirlNeugene
3/1/2014, 01:13 AM
The offseason sure is weird.

Flagstaffsooner
3/1/2014, 01:17 AM
In texass that is legal and normal.

SoonerInFortSmith
3/1/2014, 09:41 AM
In texass that is legal and normal.

You're thinking Arkansas.

swardboy
3/1/2014, 11:05 AM
You're thinking Alabama.

yermom
3/1/2014, 11:42 AM
was it so much that his cousin was impregnated or that is how they proved that he was diddling is 14 year old cousin.

since she was 11.

Florida, man.

Soonerjeepman
3/1/2014, 11:50 AM
was it so much that his cousin was impregnated or that is how they proved that he was diddling is 14 year old cousin.

since she was 11.

Florida, man.

wow, I'd say both are pretty sick but since you're cool with guys bangin guys this cousin thing is "normal".

Just another example of a jacked up sex crazed society.

Flagstaffsooner
3/1/2014, 01:28 PM
You're thinking Arkansas.

Like the old joke..

What does an Arkansas 13 year old girl say during sex?



Git off me Pa, you're crushing my smokes.

picasso
3/10/2014, 09:01 PM
Actually I think it's legal to marry a cousin in Tejas.

cvsooner
3/11/2014, 01:39 PM
Well, last time I looked, Louisville is in Kentucky....state of only five surnames.

KantoSooner
3/11/2014, 01:44 PM
It's legal in many states though you have to get the paperwork signed off on by the uncle/father and aunt/mother. The difference is that in some states, KY and AR for two, you can pick people at random off the street and run a good chance of pulling in close enough relatives to do the signing.

TheHumanAlphabet
3/11/2014, 02:19 PM
So when are the charges being filed against this low life cretin?

EatLeadCommie
3/11/2014, 02:32 PM
Diddling your cousin is really more of a religious taboo than anything else. Those 2 headed babies come from diddling your sister, not your cousin. In this case, the age difference is more disconcerting than anything else.

KantoSooner
3/11/2014, 03:58 PM
Agreed. And the really weird thing? After about five generations the genetic problems pretty welll burn themselves out and you've got a strangely variation-free, but no greater than normal genetic disease blood line.
Thus the troublingly pervasive instance of eyes way too close together in Alabama and Georgia.

Widescreen
3/11/2014, 04:11 PM
There sure are a lot of gorgeous women in Alabama and Georgia.

cvsooner
3/12/2014, 11:25 AM
I just realized the kid is from Florida. Florida. Where this happened:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-arrested-sex-pit-bull-yard-report-article-1.1712069

KantoSooner
3/12/2014, 11:28 AM
There sure are a lot of gorgeous women in Alabama and Georgia.

Genetic concentration tends to exagerrate both ends of the bell curve. So, you get AJ McCarron's GF and the people of Walmart. Tricky business, genetics.

KantoSooner
3/12/2014, 11:41 AM
I just realized the kid is from Florida. Florida. Where this happened:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-arrested-sex-pit-bull-yard-report-article-1.1712069

I have been on record for some time as being very leery of anything from Flow-duh.