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olevetonahill
12/23/2013, 04:11 PM
Wears Platform shoes.
Jason White's Third Knee
12/23/2013, 04:25 PM
...loves it when they play the Macarena.
sooneredaco
12/24/2013, 09:21 AM
.... has man crush on Lane Kifffin
BoomerSooner123
12/24/2013, 09:55 AM
Consults Coach Snyder for warm and fuzzy personality development tips.
picasso
12/24/2013, 10:00 AM
Likes his coffee black, with a Danish on the side...
picasso
12/24/2013, 10:02 AM
Double park's at Walmart...
picasso
12/24/2013, 10:05 AM
Has special hairnets for various occasions...
olevetonahill
12/24/2013, 10:13 AM
His wife uses him as their Elf on a Shelf.
Turd_Ferguson
12/24/2013, 10:31 AM
...taps his ball point pen on the end of his tongue before signing his name.
picasso
12/24/2013, 10:37 AM
Fakes his orgasms...
picasso
12/24/2013, 10:37 AM
Thinks Seinfeld is a reality show...
GeorgiaTider
12/24/2013, 12:52 PM
.... is going to Texas.
BoulderSooner79
12/24/2013, 01:00 PM
…made up that whole "process" story.
BoomerSoonerTexasscks
12/24/2013, 01:02 PM
...thinks the Tide could beat the Cowboys (Dallas that is)
BoomerSoonerTexasscks
12/24/2013, 01:07 PM
...doesn't understand why Mike Price got fired
BoomerSoonerTexasscks
12/24/2013, 01:08 PM
...stage name is Destiny
BoulderSooner79
12/24/2013, 01:35 PM
...thinks the Tide could beat the Cowboys (Dallas that is)

So, not so crazy after all? :tongue:
beached_sooner
12/24/2013, 02:54 PM
Has a bad case of Jimmy Johnson hair !
SoonerDomiNation
12/24/2013, 05:16 PM
Poisons trees..
Turd_Ferguson
12/24/2013, 05:45 PM
...thinks bacon is gross.
Turd_Ferguson
12/24/2013, 05:49 PM
...has a hair lipped dog that go's, mark! mark! mark!
olevetonahill
12/24/2013, 06:00 PM
...thinks bacon is gross.

Oh thats Just wrong!
get a rope and hang hisass from those dead trees.
olevetonahill
12/24/2013, 06:01 PM
Uses Pube hairs he finds in the Locker room fer Dental Floss
Turd_Ferguson
12/24/2013, 06:20 PM
...wishes Geico would bring back the squealing pig.
Bama/OU
12/24/2013, 08:35 PM
...once made Chuck Norris **** in his pants.
Mazeppa
12/24/2013, 09:56 PM
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Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:00 PM
... has a Hello Kitty phone cover.
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:00 PM
... keeps the Alabama play book in his Trapper Keeper he got in the 7th grade.
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:02 PM
... doesn't like John Wayne.
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:05 PM
... thinks McLean Stevenson was the greatest actor of his generation.
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:08 PM
... loves the Black Friday sale at his local Kohl's store.
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:09 PM
... sleeps on Dukes of Hazard sheets.
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:11 PM
Even when he masturbates...



Fakes his orgasms...
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:14 PM
... is firing his strength coach and giving a bootlegged copy of "Hip Hop Abs" to each player instead.
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:19 PM
... makes his kids open their Christmas presents carefully so he can save the bows to re-use next year.
Judge Smails
12/24/2013, 10:21 PM
... thought The Professor was the hot one on Gilligan's Island.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/25/2013, 12:33 AM
Should quit while he's ahead.
sooneredaco
12/25/2013, 09:32 AM
... doesn't like John Wayne.

But loves Lil Wayne
JiuJitsuSooner
12/25/2013, 12:53 PM
Likes his coffee like he likes his women.....




Ground Up and in the Freezer
SoonerDomiNation
12/25/2013, 02:11 PM
Is soooooo happy he's not a ghey whorn.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/25/2013, 04:04 PM
Is soooooo happy he's not a ghey whorn...yet.Is known to spin out a little white yarn.
Harris County Sooner
12/25/2013, 08:04 PM
Thinks the hunchback of Notre Dame played for Knute Rockne
olevetonahill
12/25/2013, 09:41 PM
Has a Lifetime supply of his favorite Chocolate Santas
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Jason White's Third Knee
12/26/2013, 09:36 AM
...makes sure that everyone knows that his chaps are assless.
Turd_Ferguson
12/26/2013, 05:50 PM
...loves the Bieber
deweydw
12/27/2013, 08:15 AM
... somtimes goes to the medical research lab and spanks the monkey.
Flagstaffsooner
12/27/2013, 02:49 PM
...follows the money.
SoonerDomiNation
12/27/2013, 08:49 PM
Uses a lot of dapper dan in his fro..
Flagstaffsooner
12/27/2013, 10:33 PM
...dress's up in Marv Albert's panties and bra, then dances around the locker room.
swardboy
12/27/2013, 11:16 PM
...peed on the Alamo.
lexsooner
12/27/2013, 11:37 PM
. . . claims to be older than he really is, so he will look so much better compared to Mack Brown.
Flagstaffsooner
12/28/2013, 12:12 AM
...bends over and says "Who's next?" on recruiting trips.
olevetonahill
12/29/2013, 02:10 AM
Goes to Lovers Lane and looks for used condoms, Says he just wanting to recycle the Latex. Yea Right!
lexsooner
12/29/2013, 03:01 PM
. . . placed a bounty on his daughter's Alabama sorority sister frenemy, so his daughter collected on it.
okiewaker
12/29/2013, 03:44 PM
Wears those sleeping eye covers, shaped like large black glasses, over his eyes when he goes night night.
okiewaker
12/29/2013, 03:45 PM
Has a servant clean the toe jam from underneath his fingernails.
SoonerDomiNation
12/29/2013, 04:27 PM
Tucks AJ in every night and sings soft kitty to em....
boomer8390
12/30/2013, 02:08 AM
...plans to accompany Rodman on his next trip to Korea.
boomer8390
12/30/2013, 02:13 AM
...keeps a bowel movement journal, and hasn't had a solid stool since the Auburn game.
olevetonahill
1/2/2014, 03:49 PM
Wishes he was Facing baylor tonight instead of OU.
Rogue
1/2/2014, 04:30 PM
Requests Holly Rowe for the sideline talent at 'Bama games.
olevetonahill
1/3/2014, 01:54 AM
Says WTF? they beat our asses !