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SOONER44EVER
12/17/2013, 10:47 PM
Anyone know where I can get any good home made tamales. We always have them for Christmas and don't have any lined up yet. We usually get 5 or 6 dozen.

Turd_Ferguson
12/18/2013, 04:27 AM
These are the best I've had, both green and red. If you go here, make sure to ask for some sauces.


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SOONER44EVER
12/18/2013, 02:09 PM
These are the best I've had, both green and red. If you go here, make sure to ask for some sauces.
Thanks. I'll give them a try.

sooner_born_1960
12/18/2013, 03:07 PM
I always thought homemade stuff was made at, you know, home.

olevetonahill
12/18/2013, 03:10 PM
I always thought homemade stuff was made at, you know, home.

Heh.

KantoSooner
12/18/2013, 04:18 PM
ever tried making tamales at home? Do it once and your local Tacqueria's pricing will suddenly start to look pretty damn reasonable.

stoopified
12/18/2013, 04:19 PM
I always thought homemade stuff was made at, you know, home.Not since the 50's

sooner_born_1960
12/18/2013, 04:22 PM
ever tried making tamales at home? Do it once and your local Tacqueria's pricing will suddenly start to look pretty damn reasonable.
I have no doubt you are correct. Let's call them store-bought, though.

KantoSooner
12/18/2013, 04:37 PM
What happens if you buy them in a store, but they were made by a steely eyed matriarch out back, in the early morning twilight, aided only by her achingly beautiful twin daughters patting them out rhythmically against their naked thighs, all the while their hearts burning for the gringo who could take them away from all of this and who would appreciate their tamales for the rest of his life?
What then?

olevetonahill
12/18/2013, 04:38 PM
I have no doubt you are correct. Let's call them store-bought, though.

What if Senorita Makes em at home then Jose peddles em out of his truck on the street corner? Slippery slope my friend.

KantoSooner
12/18/2013, 04:39 PM
SEE!?!

olevetonahill
12/18/2013, 04:42 PM
SEE!?!

Done ya mean SI?

achiro
12/18/2013, 04:54 PM
What happens if you buy them in a store, but they were made by a steely eyed matriarch out back, in the early morning twilight, aided only by her achingly beautiful twin daughters patting them out rhythmically against their naked thighs, all the while their hearts burning for the gringo who could take them away from all of this and who would appreciate their tamales for the rest of his life?
What then?
I'm craving tamales.

sooner_born_1960
12/18/2013, 05:05 PM
What happens if you buy them in a store, but they were made by a steely eyed matriarch out back, in the early morning twilight, aided only by her achingly beautiful twin daughters patting them out rhythmically against their naked thighs, all the while their hearts burning for the gringo who could take them away from all of this and who would appreciate their tamales for the rest of his life?
What then?
Be sure they are well heated before served?

olevetonahill
12/18/2013, 05:09 PM
Be sure they are well heated before served?

Hawt Messican Twin daughters? Ill heat em up before serving em .

rock on sooner
12/18/2013, 05:21 PM
Anyone know where I can get any good home made tamales. We always have them for Christmas and don't have any lined up yet. We usually get 5 or 6 dozen.

Ifn yer in El Paso, TX, go to Grandma's, over by Lee Trevino Mall.
You'll buy 'em in a store but swear they were made at home. Keep in
mind this was 27 years ago so Grandma's prolly ded....

olevetonahill
12/18/2013, 05:28 PM
How much should a Good one cost?

dwarthog
12/18/2013, 05:31 PM
What happens if you buy them in a store, but they were made by a steely eyed matriarch out back, in the early morning twilight, aided only by her achingly beautiful twin daughters patting them out rhythmically against their naked thighs, all the while their hearts burning for the gringo who could take them away from all of this and who would appreciate their tamales for the rest of his life?
What then?

Definitely home made tamales!

SanJoaquinSooner
12/18/2013, 08:03 PM
They are somewhat labor intensive to make, but if you can find a Mexican market that will sell you the masa prepared for tamales, it's not that bad. The good part is the quality control on the filling. You can take care not to put a big chunk of gristle in your masa. And you can get the liquidity and picante of the filling juuussssstttttt right. The down side is if they damned good you want to comer mucho and they aren't exactly health food.