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badger
12/16/2013, 10:00 AM
At first, I was like
26-3
http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/packfan002.jpg
Everything from the Poke kicker sending everything through the uprights to quarterback Matt Damon getting sacked repeatedly while giving the ball back to Dallas, nothing was going right.

But then, Dallas was like...
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/celebrities/15831-tony-romo/1251127449_tony_romo_290x402.jpg
Dallas: Let's let Tony Romo do whatever the hell he wants!

And Demarco was like...
http://rosterwatch.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/200px-DeMarcoM-17999_t1981.jpg
Demarco: 7+ yards a carry and you're throwing. You've gotta be ****ing me

And Coach Garrett was like...
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0721/nfl_g_garrett_gb4_576.jpg
Jason Garrett: Jerry Jones said I have job security!

And Dez Bryant was like...
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/52ae5d7feab8eae0203952bd-480-/dez-bryant-1.jpg
Dez: G2G! If you're gonna pizz the game away, I'm not hanging around for Packers victory formation!

37-36
http://i.usatoday.net/news/opinion/_photos/2011/02/09/packersx-large.jpg

Seriously, the football gods owed me last night's victory big time. I remember each and every elementary school-age loss in Dallas during the 90s and Green Bay always played their worst in that sh!tty semi-indoor stadium.

As for any Dallas fans on the board, I am sorry you have to put up with this crap. I am especially sorry for Demarco, who would have assuredly ran Dallas to victory if not for Romo and Garrett being dum-dums

Breadburner
12/20/2013, 08:48 PM
I love to watch Dallas **** up......

badger
12/30/2013, 03:17 PM
At first Jerry was like
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jerry-jones-promise-change-for-Dallas.jpg
And then, Jerry was like
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/football-insider/files/2012/12/jerry.jpg

Super Bowl XXX was in 1995 and gets farther and farther away every failure...

Soonerjeepman
12/30/2013, 04:00 PM
The ONLY reason I wanted the cowboys to win was they have 2 OU guys, but the birds have LJ so it's all good.

Did you see his reaction after the pick?...and the grandson..or whoever he was....lol. pulled his hoodie almost off..like grandpa, like grandson...

badger
12/30/2013, 04:45 PM
Yeah, that GIF is making the Internet rounds. You'd think grandson would be worried about being disinherited, but he's, at best, like third in line to the throne, he really doesn't have to please Grandpa Jerry, just whoever inherits the Cowboys once Jerry croaks, so eff team loyalty for now, it's grandpa's show and will be till he's signed POA over to someone else or dies, as morbid as that sounds.

It seems like a bunch of NFL Sooners are getting raw deals with the coaching firing palooza, injuries and just bad luck. But, at least there's one guy we can all support without having to worry about NFL team loyalty:
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/13228.png&w=350&h=254

The Bengals have no fans, so why not cheer for Jermaine Gresham. Gooooo Jermaine!