badger
12/16/2013, 10:00 AM
At first, I was like
26-3
http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/packfan002.jpg
Everything from the Poke kicker sending everything through the uprights to quarterback Matt Damon getting sacked repeatedly while giving the ball back to Dallas, nothing was going right.
But then, Dallas was like...
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/celebrities/15831-tony-romo/1251127449_tony_romo_290x402.jpg
Dallas: Let's let Tony Romo do whatever the hell he wants!
And Demarco was like...
http://rosterwatch.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/200px-DeMarcoM-17999_t1981.jpg
Demarco: 7+ yards a carry and you're throwing. You've gotta be ****ing me
And Coach Garrett was like...
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0721/nfl_g_garrett_gb4_576.jpg
Jason Garrett: Jerry Jones said I have job security!
And Dez Bryant was like...
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/52ae5d7feab8eae0203952bd-480-/dez-bryant-1.jpg
Dez: G2G! If you're gonna pizz the game away, I'm not hanging around for Packers victory formation!
37-36
http://i.usatoday.net/news/opinion/_photos/2011/02/09/packersx-large.jpg
Seriously, the football gods owed me last night's victory big time. I remember each and every elementary school-age loss in Dallas during the 90s and Green Bay always played their worst in that sh!tty semi-indoor stadium.
As for any Dallas fans on the board, I am sorry you have to put up with this crap. I am especially sorry for Demarco, who would have assuredly ran Dallas to victory if not for Romo and Garrett being dum-dums
26-3
http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/packfan002.jpg
Everything from the Poke kicker sending everything through the uprights to quarterback Matt Damon getting sacked repeatedly while giving the ball back to Dallas, nothing was going right.
But then, Dallas was like...
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/celebrities/15831-tony-romo/1251127449_tony_romo_290x402.jpg
Dallas: Let's let Tony Romo do whatever the hell he wants!
And Demarco was like...
http://rosterwatch.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/200px-DeMarcoM-17999_t1981.jpg
Demarco: 7+ yards a carry and you're throwing. You've gotta be ****ing me
And Coach Garrett was like...
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0721/nfl_g_garrett_gb4_576.jpg
Jason Garrett: Jerry Jones said I have job security!
And Dez Bryant was like...
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/52ae5d7feab8eae0203952bd-480-/dez-bryant-1.jpg
Dez: G2G! If you're gonna pizz the game away, I'm not hanging around for Packers victory formation!
37-36
http://i.usatoday.net/news/opinion/_photos/2011/02/09/packersx-large.jpg
Seriously, the football gods owed me last night's victory big time. I remember each and every elementary school-age loss in Dallas during the 90s and Green Bay always played their worst in that sh!tty semi-indoor stadium.
As for any Dallas fans on the board, I am sorry you have to put up with this crap. I am especially sorry for Demarco, who would have assuredly ran Dallas to victory if not for Romo and Garrett being dum-dums