This just in . . .

[Jacie]

Kirk Herbstreit ‏@KirkHerbstreit 42s
Breaking News....Nick Saban has agreed to a multi year contract extension to STAY at Alabama! Details to come out soon!!

Am following a thread about the sa*et football awards banquet currently showing on the LHN and the implosion over this is worse than after a loss.

They are sick to think that Mack Brown is not quitting, but instead will be the whorns headcoach in 2014.

I think half of Austin should be on suicide watch tonite.

MB is on now and they are going stark raving mad that he is not announcing his retirement.

[landrun]

They are sick to think that Mack Brown is not quitting, but instead will be the whorns headcoach in 2014.



Me too! And he didn't resign! That thread is GREAT! :)

[stoopified]

Woot! Woot! Mack is back........uh much $$$ did we have to kick in to the Orange Cows ?

[lexsooner]

ShaggyBevo is flooded by posters and broken, so it is indeed like a bad UT loss. This will provide great entertainment for weeks.

[NorthernIowaSooner]

Still a lot of good coaches they could hire. I doubt Fisher leaves FSU but there are still options and they have the money to turn heads.

I think this will be an ugly situation with Mack. They're non-committal to him but may be stuck with him if they can't get their big fish.

[Jacie]

Whorns waiting for Mack to resign are like cultists who have been told the end of the world will happen next Tuesday and when it doesn't end, they are told the "next Tuesday" is really next month.

Now they figure the next opportunity for a farewell speech will come following their bowl game.

[salth2o]

From my whorn friend

My source jus texted me Mac f it up. Saban was on his way. Mac got pissed its Saban. And f everyone.

[Turd_Ferguson]

From my whorn friend

My source jus texted me Mac f it up. Saban was on his way. Mac got pissed its Saban. And f everyone.
Can you type that slower so I can comprehend it?

[soonergirlNeugene]

OU and Bama both win this one!

[ouduckhunter]

Riot squads should be suiting up right about now......

[SoonerPride]

Texas was played for a pay raise. That's it.

I hear Kiffin is available.

[Mazeppa]

From my whorn friend

My source jus texted me Mac f it up. Saban was on his way. Mac got pissed its Saban. And f everyone.

Some where there is someone who can make sense of this. But not me.

[SoonerPride]

Some where there is someone who can make sense of this. But not me.

Mack was supposed to go but changed his mind.

Texas doesn't have the stones to fire him?

Reality is that Saban played Texas for a pay raise. Period.

[BB37]

From my whorn friend

My source jus texted me Mac f it up. Saban was on his way. Mac got pissed its Saban. And f everyone.

Some where there is someone who can make sense of this. But not me.

You have to be saxet grad to make sense of this...

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Some where there is someone who can make sense of this. But not me.

Allow me to help. I may (or may not) speak (whatever he's speaking), but this is what I think he means:

Mack was ready to go until he learned his replacement would be Saban, at which point he threw a big old tantrum and refused to quit, and Saban said ok and signed a new contract with Bama and here we are.

I didn't say the statement made sense, I just said I thought that's what he meant. :friendly_wink:

[soonergirlNeugene]

It may be that Saban didn't want to be held up in the media as being responsible for Mack getting the boot, so he wouldn't sign unless Mack resigned willfully. Thats about the only way I could see Mack's reaction having any bearing on this.

[ouduckhunter]

Mac really needs to follow SoonerFans. We could have told him who his replacement was going to be.

[soonergirlNeugene]

omg this is the best!

According to ESPN - http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/10135176/texas-longhorns-mack-brown-meets-ad-steve-patterson-president-bill-powers

Brown had previously confided in those close to him that he was resigning, the source said. However, Brown was "enraged" when the news leaked to the media, and he decided to change course, according to the source.

So they were THIS close to getting rid of him, but Mack got all feisty about it! <3 <3 <3 Mack!!!

[NorthernIowaSooner]

From my whorn friend

My source jus texted me Mac f it up. Saban was on his way. Mac got pissed its Saban. And f everyone.

I have my doubts that a lame duck coach that they are trying to force into retirement has that sort of pull. This isn't 2005. If Mack didn't like the deal I'm guessing the Texas admin would just show him where the door is.

Sounds like your friend was just wishful thinking.

[swardboy]

Allow me to help. I may (or may not) speak (whatever he's speaking), but this is what I think he means:

Mack was ready to go until he learned his replacement would be Saban, at which point he threw a big old tantrum and refused to quit, and Saban said ok and signed a new contract with Bama and here we are.

I didn't say the statement made sense, I just said I thought that's what he meant. :friendly_wink:

Ah, I see you speak Jive.

[BB37]

Saban played 'em for a big pay raise from 'Bama. The horn boards will be entertaining tonight!

[ouduckhunter]

Three cheers for Mack! Long may his ego, and his huge yellow teeth live!

[BlownGP]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bluedogok]

Kirk Herbstreit ‏@KirkHerbstreit 42s
Breaking News....Nick Saban has agreed to a multi year contract extension to STAY at Alabama! Details to come out soon!!

Am following a thread about the sa*et football awards banquet currently showing on the LHN and the implosion over this is worse than after a loss.

They are sick to think that Mack Brown is not quitting, but instead will be the whorns headcoach in 2014.

I think half of Austin should be on suicide watch tonite.

MB is on now and they are going stark raving mad that he is not announcing his retirement.
There aren't that many Whorn fans in Austin, too many "outsiders" have moved in over the years.

[Mazeppa]

http://i39.tinypic.com/s0x7dj.jpg

[soonergirlNeugene]

RBR posted an encore meltdown page following the Saban & Brown announcements. Great stuff there, but I can't copy too much of it over here, waaaaaaay too NSFW:
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/12/13/5209322/nsfw-its-meltdown-time-mack-brown-stays-special-edition

Here are a few of the cleaner posts XD



This is hell. That's it, hell. This is what eternal damnation is. Oh god, why?
I hope something very heavy falls on him.
The only thing that would excite me is if they found something malignant on macks prostate.
My wife is asking me why I'm in the bathroom crying, wondering if I just heard that one of my parents passed away.
Boomer Sooner; Horns Down! Until the Bed Pan changing, cronyism culture is completely puked out of Belmont, I am going to root HARD for any team to beat Texas! I truly hate Mack Brown and his selfish, lazy fat ***!

[soonergirlNeugene]

BTWs, the whorns now think they will land Harbaugh. They are just precious!
http://www.barkingcarnival.com/2013/12/13/5207894/is-jim-harbaugh-in-play-for-head-coach-at-texas#comments

[salth2o]

Allow me to help. I may (or may not) speak (whatever he's speaking), but this is what I think he means:

Mack was ready to go until he learned his replacement would be Saban, at which point he threw a big old tantrum and refused to quit, and Saban said ok and signed a new contract with Bama and here we are.

I didn't say the statement made sense, I just said I thought that's what he meant. :friendly_wink:

Ah, I see you speak Jive.

Haha. That's what I asked him. The text is copied and pasted just as he wrote it. I think he was in drunky town or flyin' high.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ah, I see you speak Jive.

Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help.

[SoCalBigRed]

They know they're going to get their butts handed to them, by OU next year... that's for sure.

[I Am Right]

And who is surprised? Media always get it wrong.

[Mazeppa]

http://i44.tinypic.com/21mryuq.jpg