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deweydw
12/2/2013, 01:53 PM
... is no Fred Astaire.
deweydw
12/2/2013, 01:55 PM
... would like some Dapper Dan dammit.
KantoSooner
12/2/2013, 02:05 PM
May be a man, but sure has a Beaver Cleaver haircut.
Aries
12/2/2013, 02:19 PM
...put his left foot in, took his left foot out, did the hokey POKEY and he shook it all about.
Boomer.....
12/2/2013, 02:21 PM
...practices twerking in his spare time.
The Ghost of Mex
12/2/2013, 02:49 PM
is a complete homosexual.
KantoSooner
12/2/2013, 02:51 PM
I have it on good authority that he spent recess in grade school lifting the little girls' skirts.

Until they ganged up on him, made him eat dirt and cry.

This is true.
deweydw
12/2/2013, 03:16 PM
... begins crying at the sight of a Mississippi Mud Cake.
dwarthog
12/2/2013, 03:16 PM
Drinks ovaltine and is hoping to get his secret message decoder ring before the big game this weekend.
ouduckhunter
12/2/2013, 10:15 PM
Is writing, directing, and starring in the Fifty Shades of Orange movie.
OUster
12/2/2013, 10:32 PM
Was once captain of his jv girls basketball team.
olevetonahill
12/2/2013, 10:36 PM
WAS the Inspiration Of Mileys Twerks
sooneron
12/3/2013, 10:37 AM
...has his momma bring him fried chicken after games.
DrZaius
12/3/2013, 10:40 AM
....shot T Boone for not donating enough...
SoonerDomiNation
12/3/2013, 02:09 PM
Likes lil boy sheep.....
ouduckhunter
12/3/2013, 02:13 PM
Drinks bottled Stoolwater at away games.
ddub0224
12/3/2013, 04:37 PM
Is no longer a man because he is no longer 40.
OKLA21FAN
12/3/2013, 05:25 PM
Tells his players that he never threw an incomplete pass to Brent Parker.........and they believe it
ouwasp
12/3/2013, 10:04 PM
...cries every time he watches Brokeback Mountain...[hairGel]
swardboy
12/4/2013, 09:16 AM
....thnks T-Bones are named after T Boone.
deweydw
12/4/2013, 09:43 AM
... will not be dancing Saturday. At least what he considers dancing.
Bourbon St Sooner
12/4/2013, 11:17 AM
Is no longer a man because he is no longer 40.

Dammit, quit stealing mine dub!

I'm going for it anyways.

..is no longer a man, but I am because I'M 40
badger
12/4/2013, 12:08 PM
...will wear this to combat the cold Saturday:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6jNbMQa2JL8_tz-K2Q8VSr1XYOjESGd_RFkZ5VxT1ZjPMBK--VQ
ddub0224
12/4/2013, 02:55 PM
Dammit, quit stealing mine dub!

I'm going for it anyways.

..is no longer a man, but I am because I'M 40

Then congrats on reaching manhood!
Skysooner
12/4/2013, 03:16 PM
....got coal in his stocking (from West Virginia).
olevetonahill
12/5/2013, 11:31 PM
Poses with his High school prom date ( he called her Dolly)

http://bp3.uuuploads.com/random-acts-of-kindness/random-acts-of-kindness-11-3.jpg
SoonerMarkVA
12/5/2013, 11:34 PM
...must stop Christmas from coming...but How?
SoonerSon
12/6/2013, 01:36 AM
...is currently taking Pamprin for his pre-"OU-OSU" cramps.

Wow...really? b-e-d-l-a-m autocorrects to bedlam?
OUmillenium
12/6/2013, 04:45 AM
...tries to hard not to smile and the result is a happy yet constipated look.
olevetonahill
12/6/2013, 09:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8HyinwCDL8
ouduckhunter
12/6/2013, 11:29 AM
Poses with his High school prom date ( he called her Dolly)

http://bp3.uuuploads.com/random-acts-of-kindness/random-acts-of-kindness-11-3.jpg

Thinks that Dolly's last name is Lama!
Flagstaffsooner
12/6/2013, 04:36 PM
...nose smells like T Boones's arse.
Scott D
12/6/2013, 05:09 PM
Is sad that the school's orange is pale compared to him.
oudivesherpa
12/6/2013, 10:08 PM
Will Rogers never met Coach Gundy.
texas bandman
12/7/2013, 09:12 AM
wishes he was his brother Cale.