What ever happened to Tim Tebow

[badger]

Asked nobody ever.

Oh wait, SI did. They did an incredibly long article on his past, present and future here. (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/longform/tebow/index.html)

Ties to Urban Meyer, Aaron Hernandez, Cam Newton, the Jets, etc. all included

[stoopified]

Jim Jebow? :)
Never heard of him.

[Jacie]

Plenty of uncircumsized children left to cut . . .

[Breadburner]

No offense to the OP but who gives a ****....!!!

[Skysooner]

I still cringe whenever I see a Broncos fan wearing a Tebow jersey anymore.

[tycat947]

Maybe he will become Gator head coach when Muschump is run outta town???

[SicEmBaylor]

The rapture.

[olevetonahill]

Fox is gonna hire him as an announcer fer OU Games.

[rock on sooner]

Foc is gonna hire him as an announcer fer OU Games.

Only way I'd not watch the Sooners on tv...

[badger]

No offense to the OP but who gives a ****....!!!

I agree in general, yes. I am just amazed at how quickly the media went from talking endlessly about him to being completely out of the spotlight for months.

[KantoSooner]

I heard he was head 'courtesy boy' at a brothel in Bangladesh, but hoped to move up to quarterback, soon.

[olevetonahill]

Only way I'd not watch the Sooners on tv...

Heh, Had to fix my Spellin, Cant believe Id misspeel a werd. LOL

Hell Bro even then Id Watch. Prolly not listen But still watch.

[fadada1]

Broadcasting... Not a chance. Dude hyperventilates praying in silence.

Pride has destroyed any chance at an NFL career, as he won't play anything but QB. If you can't beat out Mark Sanchez, you don't have a prayer - pun intended.

[rock on sooner]

Heh, Had to fix my Spellin, Cant believe Id misspeel a werd. LOL

Hell Bro even then Id Watch. Prolly not listen But still watch.

I'm a big Broncos fan...have been since '71 but when they drafted
and then played him, I quit watching them. I'm thinkin I'd find the
games streaming on the internet, ifn Tebow were to do Sooner broadcasts...
rilly don't like the guy...

[lexsooner]

I heard he's in Pharisee seminary.

[olevetonahill]

Broadcasting... Not a chance. Dude hyperventilates praying in silence.

Pride has destroyed any chance at an NFL career, as he won't play anything but QB. If you can't beat out Mark Sanchez, you don't have a prayer - pun intended.

Yes there IS a chance

With Tebow's pro career on the rocks, NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported Sunday that the former Broncos and Jets passer has a backup plan to pursue work calling college football games.


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000278818/article/tim-tebow-to-the-broadcast-booth

[olevetonahill]

I'm a big Broncos fan...have been since '71 but when they drafted
and then played him, I quit watching them. I'm thinkin I'd find the
games streaming on the internet, ifn Tebow were to do Sooner broadcasts...
rilly don't like the guy...

Prolly spend 1/2 the Game Preachin and the other 1/2 cuttin baby dicks.

[Scott D]

the funniest "serious" thing I've heard in regards to him is that he's joining ole Urbs up in Columbus teaching Convicts how to play THE TEBOW WAY!

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

Broadcasting... Not a chance. Dude hyperventilates praying in silence.

Which would still be better than TGRW or Billy Tubbs.

[SicEmBaylor]

The only reason people still talk about Tebow is because of his faith. That's it. That's the only thing the guy has going for him. If he wasn't such an evangelical then nobody would give a **** about him as a player because, frankly, he sucks.

[KantoSooner]

I'm betting the man can deliver a mean pizza.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm betting the man can deliver a mean pizza.

Hopefully better than he can deliver a football.

[dennis580]

The rapture. Heaven, and hell are real, and they are forever. You had better make sure you are ready. You don't want to be left behind.

[SicEmBaylor]

Heaven, and hell are real, and they are forever. You had better make sure you are ready. You don't want to be left behind.

lolz

[Scott D]

Heaven, and hell are real, and they are forever. You had better make sure you are ready. You don't want to be left behind.

why? we going to be stuck in a made for television movie with Kirk Cameron?

[olevetonahill]

I'm betting the man can deliver a mean pizza.

Prolly take off any extry meat tho.

[Dan Thompson]

Does Baylor have a Football Forum?

[olevetonahill]

Does Baylor have a Football Forum?

Yup

[SicEmBaylor]

why? we going to be stuck in a made for television movie with Kirk Cameron?

Best description of hell (which I don't believe in), EVER.

[olevetonahill]

Best description of hell (which I don't believe in), EVER.

I believe in hell and the Devil I married 3 of his dayum sisters

[rock on sooner]

I believe in hell and the Devil I married 3 of his dayum sisters

Dayum, Vet, I said this once before...yew sure are a slow learner!:peaceful:

[Therealsouthsider]

....Johnny football....that's what happened to tebow....the media has moved on

ss

[dennis580]

I hope everybody hear a personal relationship with Jesus Christ before they die. Otherwise you will go to a place where your worm never dies, and the fire is never quenched.

[SicEmBaylor]

I hope everybody hear a personal relationship with Jesus Christ before they die. Otherwise you will go to a place where your worm never dies, and the fire is never quenched.
God hates poor grammarians.

[SicEmBaylor]

I hope everybody hear a personal relationship with Jesus Christ before they die. Otherwise you will go to a place where your worm never dies, and the fire is never quenched.
Also, I'd like you to tell me more about my eternal worm.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

I believe in hell and the Devil I married 3 of his dayum sisters

Slow learner, are ya? :cocksure:

ETA: Ooops! I was beat to it!

[olevetonahill]

I hope everybody hear a personal relationship with Jesus Christ before they die. Otherwise you will go to a place where your
worm never dies, and the fire is never quenched.

Hell send me there Now, That dayum worm died a few years ago. Its a sad deal to Out live yer worm!

[olevetonahill]

Slow learner, are ya? :cocksure:

ETA: Ooops! I was beat to it!

Ya say ya wanta Beat MY worm?
Im ok with thatLOL
I done been been promised the Next one will be a Virgin and a child of innocence!, Yea Right !

[olevetonahill]

Heh, I kinda Like the Proverted way this has Turned !LOL:dog:

[SicEmBaylor]

Hell send me there Now, That dayum worm died a few years ago. Its a sad deal to Out live yer worm!
They make a pill that will bring it right back to life.

[olevetonahill]

They make a pill that will bring it right back to life.

Sheat! That Blue Pill and the Direct shot from Caver dont even phase it anymore.
The Thing is worthless I even have to sit to Pee.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Ya say ya wanta Beat MY worm?
Im ok with thatLOL
I done been been promised the Next one will be a Virgin and a child of innocence!, Yea Right !

I am sadly disqualified on both counts. :05.18-flustered:

[olevetonahill]

I am sadly disqualified on both counts. :05.18-flustered:

Hell Ima dreamin anyway. LOL
I need to come to SD or YOU need to come Home !

[badger]

I love how Tebow thread devolved into pee pee talk

[KantoSooner]

Devolved?

[Wishboned]

I love how Tebow thread devolved into pee pee talk

If Tebow were here he'd want to cut it out.

[bluedogok]

I still cringe whenever I see a Broncos fan wearing a Tebow jersey anymore.
I haven't seen many of them this year, the few that I have tend to be on middle aged (around my age) women.


Pride has destroyed any chance at an NFL career, as he won't play anything but QB. If you can't beat out Mark Sanchez, you don't have a prayer - pun intended.
Proverbs 16:18


I'm betting the man can deliver a mean pizza.
Peyton could always use delivery drivers.

[badger]

Proverbs 16:18

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

So our Pride of Oklahoma marching band has left us, so should be expect destruction now :(

[ouduckhunter]

I'm ordering pizza tonight. I can hardly wait to meet Timmy!

[Jacie]

Tim Tebow Reportedly Targeted by ESPN, Fox and CBS

By Matt Fitzgerald (Featured Columnist) D
December 3, 2013

Tim Tebow is a polarizing quarterback, and while he may not be able to land an NFL gig at the moment, major television networks are targeting him for his services as an analyst.

According to a Tuesday report by The Big Lead's Jason McIntyre, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation indicate that a bidding war has commenced. The parties interested are ESPN's SEC Network, CBS Sports and Fox Sports.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1875140-tim-tebow-reportedly-targeted-by-espn-fox-and-cbs?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=cnn-sports-bin&hpt=hp_bn15

[badger]

SEC Network

Good, then SEC games can have their version of Chrissy Sims on Fox Sports. Suffer along with the Big 12!

[ouduckhunter]

SEC! SEC! SEC!

[rock on sooner]

Sure hope the SEC gets him because then I'd never see or
hear of him again. Analyst? What, he provides cut by cut
....why yes, Jim, that foreskin pulled back as normal....and,
wow, the slick scalpel action was perfect!

[Pricetag]

A lot of things have been said about Tim Tebow, some fair, and some not, but dude has an irritating voice. I wouldn't want to have to watch a game and hear him the whole time.

[badger]

A lot of things have been said about Tim Tebow, some fair, and some not, but dude has an irritating voice. I wouldn't want to have to watch a game and hear him the whole time.

Lacking a word for his voice, I'll call it "home schooled."

[swardboy]

So I learned this morning that "Tim Tebow" is the NUMBAH ONE googled sports figure on the innerwebs. Lots of people looking for Timmah.

"Danica Patrick" was number two, but I don't think that's really related to sports.

[Scott D]

I'm amused at the thought of a discussion between Lou Holtz and Tim Tebow. Can television handle that much lisping?

[lexsooner]

I'm amused at the thought of a discussion between Lou Holtz and Tim Tebow. Can television handle that much lisping?

I've decided Lou Holtz's voice sounds like a lisping version of the Swingline Stapler guy from Office Space. Tebow came up this week at work. A co-worker went to UF and he said Tebow was not well liked there, although students were thrilled about the football team's success. I get the impression he did not play well in a town like Gainsville, FL, which is probably more secular and loose and not accepting of a preachy, attention-seeker.

[olevetonahill]

Fox is gonna hire him as an announcer fer OU Games.


Broadcasting...
Not a chance. Dude hyperventilates praying in silence.

Pride has destroyed any chance at an NFL career, as he won't play anything but QB. If you can't beat out Mark Sanchez, you don't have a prayer - pun intended.

I love the smell of Napalm :wink:

[BoulderSooner79]

So I learned this morning that "Tim Tebow" is the NUMBAH ONE googled sports figure on the innerwebs. Lots of people looking for Timmah.

"Danica Patrick" was number two, but I don't think that's really related to sports.

Are you saying that auto racing is not a sport?

;)

[limey_sooner]

I can just see him as an analyst. If his pregame prediction of a game is right he'll go to the corner, get down on one knee and give thanks to god for allowing him to make the right prediction before his postgame analysis commences.

[PalmBeachSooner]

Yes there IS a chance



http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000278818/article/tim-tebow-to-the-broadcast-booth

There's no way. Broadcasters are rarely on camera.