Coach Snyder

[olevetonahill]

Mixes his Metamucil with Toilet water

[deweydw]

...witnessed the Gettysburg address.

[David Earl]

...has to clear his throat twice just to say, "ahem".

[David Earl]

...pronounces "Nebraska" NEWbraska, then giggles.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Was Olevet's 1st grade teacher at Pangea Elementary.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

survived the asteroid strike that killed off the dinosaurs.

[Aries]

...thinks KSU is "THE state university"

[SoonerOX]

Has been here since the beginning of time.....

[deweydw]

... ask's "Who is that guy and why did they name the stadium after him?" everytime he enters Bill Snyder Family stadium.

[mojorisen2014]

Used to beat Bob with a hickory stick and had to put a lock on the fridge to keep mangino out of it.

[deweydw]

... was once asked directions from 3 weary travlers. He told them "See that bright star? Just follow that, it'll get ya were you're going."

[picasso]

Was old when he wasn't old.

[David Earl]

Has more wrinkles than a new offense.

[picasso]

Never has owned a car phone.

[mojorisen2014]

Eats dinner at 4pm

[freshchris05]

... when asked "Boxers or Briefs" always answers "Depends."

[Snrinhouston]

But nonetheless is the same coach who beat us last year at home and in 2003 when we looked unbeatable up to that point...I hope all of the above comments are just as funny on Saturday around 2p CT

[David Earl]

Thinks they should rename the town PERSONhattan.

[Therealsouthsider]

But nonetheless is the same coach who beat us last year at home and in 2003 when we looked unbeatable up to that point...I hope all of the above comments are just as funny on Saturday around 2p CT

...Stoops is 7-2 against Snyder...I like our chances

...other than that, Snyder is so old...when God said let there be light, he flipped the switch

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[olevetonahill]

...Stoops is 7-2 against Snyder...I like our chances

...other than that, Snyder is so old...when God said let there be light, he flipped the switch

ss

I aint sayin he's OLDER than dirt , But he did throw out the 1st shovel full!

[deweydw]

... invented the hokey pokey.

[SoonerDomiNation]

Rode the boat with george washington.

[SoonerDomiNation]

Also told adam not to eat that apple....

[picasso]

Likes his women curvy...

[SoonerMarkVA]

is waiting for the time of The Gathering, when There Can Be Only One.

[BigTip]

..is very proud that he was able to whip the Roman army into shape to conquer Carthage. Twice.

[picasso]

Is a master at Gin Rummy.

[picasso]

Prefers women named after precious stones.

[David Earl]

...is mad that we don't recycle used toilet paper.

[picasso]

Once mistakenly mowed his lawn after a viagra binge.

[ouduckhunter]

Knew the Geico Caveman before he hit the big time.

[David Earl]

Actually likes disco music.

[David Earl]

...doesn't realize that dirt sits around joking about other dirt being "as old as Coach Snyder".

[Ruf/Nek7]

Had Jesus sign his high school yearbook.

[Ruf/Nek7]

Would be outcoached by Coach T in the Toyota commercials

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Can no longer trust his farts.

[olevetonahill]

Can no longer trust his farts.

That aint a BAD thing !:(

[olevetonahill]

Ordered Candles fer his B-Day cake! The Bees couldnt make enough wax !

[Ruf/Nek7]

Ordered Candles fer his B-Day cake! The Bees couldnt make enough wax !

But his ears could!

[olevetonahill]

Says Yup, These jokes are still funny as hell