Coach Rhoads

[deweydw]

... when told he was going to the Cyclones, he replied "But I already had my colonoscopy."

[badger]

... has lost so much that the Internet Cyclones are making fun of his beloved "SO PROUD" postgame locker room moments with repeatedly exclamations of "SO PROUD"

[deweydw]

...can play the geettar.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/762533/rhoadsrockinfinal.gif

[deweydw]

... is only dressing 10 players for the game. The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.

[David Earl]

Imagines himself as a famous blues musician whose nickname is "Muddy"... then giggles.

[badger]

...Tebows better than Tebow:
http://amestrib.com/sites/files/article/623985_web_10-04FBC_ISU_Rhoads_9424.jpg

[deweydw]

...tried to blow up the OU team bus last year. He burned his lips on the tailpipe.

[deweydw]

... thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.

[SoonerOX]

Giggles when he finds a brown cyclone-shaped stain in his drawers after he sharts

[dwarthog]

Thinks the John Denver song "Country Roads" is about him....

[David Earl]

...Thinks the tooth fairy is really the tooth ferry and it transports teeth back and forth across a waterway.