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olevetonahill
10/28/2013, 10:07 AM
(Decided to get it started early since it will be a short week next week.)

Drinks Puppy Pee out of dainty little cups with his Pinky finger extended.
badger
10/28/2013, 10:09 AM
... doesn't get hired elsewhere because he demands "Bob Stoops money"
thecrimsoncrusader
10/28/2013, 10:18 AM
Has a nervous break-down after any loss and puts on high heel shoes with jorts.
BoulderSooner79
10/28/2013, 10:21 AM
... gets his panties in bunch because he wears ill fitting panties.
deweydw
10/28/2013, 10:41 AM
...played Eb on Green Acres.

http://www.maggiore.net/greenacres/images/e281.jpg
badger
10/28/2013, 10:44 AM
... is a ***** with the media
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sooneron
10/28/2013, 11:14 AM
Is known to enjoy a Zima every once in a while. He claims it to be, refreshing...
olevetonahill
10/29/2013, 07:51 PM
Has Promised the Team an all expense paid weekend with Sicem in beautiful downtown Waco, Plus all the Zima they can drank If they win the OU/teddy bear game
OU_Sooners75
10/29/2013, 11:37 PM
...still wonders why the media thinks his team is worthy of a top 25 ranking let alone a top 10 ranking with their schedule!

...thinks the joke is on everyone else!
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2013, 11:47 PM
...read http://www.amazon.com/Art-Briles-Looking-Journey-ebook/dp/B00EXC1EUQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383108408&sr=8-1&keywords=art+briles and realized that he is a magnificent bastard.
SicEmBaylor
10/30/2013, 02:03 AM
Seriously, if you're a fan of football then read that book. I'm not big on sports books, but that one was great. Even if you aren't a Briles or Baylor fan....a very large portion of the book is dedicated to his career at Stephenville.

Anyway, give it a shot. It's good for any football fan.
olevetonahill
10/30/2013, 08:21 AM
Keeps a copy of " Looking Up: My Journey from Tragedy to Triumph" In the guest bath for emergency Toilet Paper.
badger
10/30/2013, 09:20 AM
...read http://www.amazon.com/Art-Briles-Looking-Journey-ebook/dp/B00EXC1EUQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383108408&sr=8-1&keywords=art+briles and realized that he is a magnificent bastard.

...read http://www.amazon.com/Wont-Back-Down-Dreams-Family/dp/0306817462/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383142718&sr=8-1&keywords=kim+mulkey and suddenly felt the urge to wear ugly clothing, scream at officials and divorce his spouse.
olevetonahill
10/30/2013, 09:25 AM
...read http://www.amazon.com/Wont-Back-Down-Dreams-Family/dp/0306817462/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383142718&sr=8-1&keywords=kim+mulkey and suddenly felt the urge to wear ugly clothing, scream at officials and divorce his spouse.

:wink:
ouflak
10/30/2013, 09:29 AM
Really, really, really wishes he'd written Bootlegger's Boy, but comes to the sad realization every morning that he just plain didn't.
Ruf/Nek7
10/30/2013, 09:38 AM
is SicEmBaylor on this site.
olevetonahill
10/30/2013, 09:41 AM
is SicEmBaylor on this site.

Only when he dont drive in the wrong direction to get here.
badger
10/30/2013, 10:09 AM
...stole SicEm's motor scooter, just because he's a big jerk
deweydw
10/30/2013, 10:15 AM
... is dissapointed that coach Bye gets a bye this week.
badger
10/30/2013, 10:21 AM
... is dissapointed that coach Bye gets a bye this week.

... fought valiantly with OU for the right to beat Coach Bye this weekend. Lost.
Ruf/Nek7
10/30/2013, 11:39 AM
Has disappeared from this thread now that his cover has been blown *SicEmBaylor*
olevetonahill
10/30/2013, 01:18 PM
Picks the Corn out of Poop to be reused in soups
badger
10/30/2013, 01:37 PM
...checks into Baylor chapel class for his players, then sleeps through the sermons
Harris County Sooner
10/30/2013, 09:20 PM
....thinks the hunch back of Notre Dame won the Heisman Trophy in 1936
David Earl
10/31/2013, 08:05 AM
...Doesn't realize that Baylor's history precludes any future success.
badger
10/31/2013, 08:19 AM
... wonders why fans looked him with shocked expressions when he used "branch dividends" in a motivation speech
Ruf/Nek7
10/31/2013, 09:29 AM
... wonders why fans looked him with shocked expressions when he used "branch dividends" in a motivation speech

OUch but funny
badger
10/31/2013, 09:49 AM
... does not drink Dr. Pepper 10, because it's not for women.
dwarthog
10/31/2013, 09:55 AM
Wears skinny jeans...
TheHumanAlphabet
10/31/2013, 10:00 AM
Washes his lucky underwear in the Chapel's batismal fountain.
David Earl
10/31/2013, 10:02 AM
Likes to watch H.R. Pufnstuf reruns.
badger
10/31/2013, 10:23 AM
... threatens the team with "no new football stadium" if they lose
olevetonahill
10/31/2013, 10:33 AM
Is dressin as Sicem for the Halloween party tonigt.
badger
10/31/2013, 10:50 AM
... made the players turn in all of their collected Halloween candy.

...then ate every piece of candy as they watched, tears dripping down their faces
BetterSoonerThanLater
10/31/2013, 11:15 AM
shows up to practice nekkid because he thought they were the baylor "bares"
David Earl
10/31/2013, 11:54 AM
Thinks past history has nothing to do with how they play today.
David Earl
10/31/2013, 11:55 AM
...Thinks "Chicken Soup for the Soul" is actually a strange way of using soup to fix the bottom of your shoe.
David Earl
10/31/2013, 11:57 AM
...Thinks Facebook is what you do when you read.
badger
10/31/2013, 12:02 PM
...thinks Twitter tweeting is what that Miley Cyrus girl did on that TV show. Heathen!
Pricetag
10/31/2013, 12:33 PM
...' wife is looking at houses in Austin.
David Earl
10/31/2013, 01:01 PM
...is planning to have his defensive coordinator to call Blake's cell phone during the game because he thinks that way they can ring our offense's Bell.
vtsooner21
10/31/2013, 02:03 PM
Thinks the show "Walking Dead" is a lovely melodrama about the Baylor Team.
badger
10/31/2013, 03:02 PM
... consults Bill Snyder on the best ways to schedule non-conference cupcakes. Also coincidentally has a wonderful cupcake recipe
BetterSoonerThanLater
11/1/2013, 01:31 PM
... is hoping to expand on the strong tradition of winning at the football pwerhouse that is baylor
badger
11/1/2013, 01:51 PM
...makes freshmen polish the trophies in the trophy case, hence the new twitter hashtag #dammitIgotstuckwithRayGuyagain
olevetonahill
11/4/2013, 05:59 PM
Is so PROUD of baylors Fan base, all 3 of them
David Earl
11/4/2013, 08:44 PM
...laughs at Where the Red Fern Grows.
David Earl
11/4/2013, 08:46 PM
....thinks the movie "Batman" is about a grown up bat boy.
deweydw
11/5/2013, 10:14 AM
... was once seen bounding through downtown Waco, in the middle of the night during a rain storm, belting out "Singing in the Rain"...


















...wearing a dress.
badger
11/5/2013, 11:27 AM
... sings "A-B-C-B. A-B-C-B." repeatedly.

...when told that the next letter is "D," he says "I know! A-B-C-B. A-B-C-B..."
JohnS
11/5/2013, 04:57 PM
Parted the Brazos and led Baylor to the promise land.
olevetonahill
11/5/2013, 05:14 PM
Bot 2 new baylor hats. One to shat in, the other to cover it with.
SicEmBaylor
11/5/2013, 05:20 PM
Bot 2 new baylor hats. One to shat in, the other to cover it with.

As bad as some of them are, that might be an improvement.
olevetonahill
11/6/2013, 10:40 AM
Writes on bathroom walls For a Good time Call. Then puts his Wifes Name and #
dwarthog
11/6/2013, 11:39 AM
Is looking to buy a harley and hire a new administrative assistant...
TheUnnamedSooner
11/6/2013, 05:25 PM
Dances with the devil in a pale moon light
ocsooner
11/6/2013, 05:54 PM
Spells cow C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O

dag nab it!