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Landthief 1972
10/25/2013, 05:11 PM
Well, not sure how much stock to put into anything burntorangenation .com says. (http://www.burntorangenation.com/2013/10/23/4987356/the-nick-saban-to-texas-rumors-are-strengthening)
CatfishSooner
10/25/2013, 05:21 PM
WE R F'd!!!!!!
BoulderSooner79
10/25/2013, 05:26 PM
Ouch. I hope the parents of students at Bama are bracing for a tuition hike.
fadada1
10/25/2013, 05:33 PM
in other news - Nick Saban's wife unhappy with marriage... rumored to shack up with Mack Brown
Scott D
10/25/2013, 05:36 PM
Boy I heard she was house hunting in the greater Los Angeles area :suspicion:
Jacie
10/25/2013, 05:52 PM
. . . the report concedes that Mrs. Saban stated that she was only interested in purchasing a "vacation home" in the area.

Saban is going to be the first person to head coach at two schools simultaneously, staying on as the crimson tide's head coach while flying to Austin to spend a couple of days each week to coach the whorns.
David Earl
10/25/2013, 06:19 PM
Saban is going to be the first person to head coach at two schools simultaneously...

And win the national championship... at BOTH schools... SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!!
cvsooner
10/25/2013, 06:20 PM
Nah, he won't win it at both schools simultaneously. What'll happen is Texas and Bama will play for it, like a rematch of the 2010 game, only this time, he'll put it the game up for bid. Whichever school antes up the most will get the win.
David Earl
10/25/2013, 09:16 PM
Heh
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/25/2013, 09:54 PM
He will get 10 NC's before he retires. One more at bamers, and the rest at txwhorns, and/or usuc. Far surpassing the 6 won by Fielding Yost back at meatchicken, before there was much competition.
BoulderSooner79
10/25/2013, 10:10 PM
Even if Saban doesn't win another NC, he'll still get a big raise every time his wife goes house hunting.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/26/2013, 12:46 AM
Even if Saban doesn't win another NC, he'll still get a big raise every time his wife goes house hunting.Heckuva strategy. Want a vacation home, send the wife house hunting, and it gets paid for.
BigTip
10/26/2013, 08:26 AM
And win the national championship... at BOTH schools... SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!!
I think you boys are confusing Saban with Mike Ditka, da greatest coach evah.
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SanJoaquinSooner
10/26/2013, 09:17 AM
what was his win-loss record with the Miami Dolphins?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/26/2013, 09:31 AM
what was his win-loss record with the Miami Dolphins?He left there because the Dolphins weren't eligible to play for the crystal football.
BoulderSooner79
10/26/2013, 10:21 AM
what was his win-loss record with the Miami Dolphins?

He didn't like that whole recruiting vs. draft order dealio.
King Crimson
10/26/2013, 10:30 AM
heck, the awesome coach's wife shopping for a house in new city is such breaking news. no one would ever expect it. that's how we keep the insider job change, college football shattering news a secret.

must be true.

so under the radar...
picasso
10/26/2013, 12:20 PM
Stoops to Florida!
Sabanball
10/26/2013, 03:35 PM
Breaking news--Terry Saban just seen entering the restroom at LAX. Nick must be headed to USC.
kenth68
10/26/2013, 03:46 PM
who vacations in austin? seriously
JLEW1818
10/26/2013, 03:59 PM
Sandra Bullock
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/26/2013, 04:10 PM
Our offense looks abysmal, at least so far.
BoulderSooner79
10/26/2013, 07:50 PM
Our offense looks abysmal, at least so far.

And you blame that on Saban's wife and her real estate adventures?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/26/2013, 08:00 PM
And you blame that on Saban's wife and her real estate adventures?I was spiraling so much with our first qtr and early 2nd qtr offensive ineptitude that I thought I was posting in a game thread!
Judge Smails
10/26/2013, 08:14 PM
Willie Nelson?


who vacations in austin? seriously
cleller
10/26/2013, 08:32 PM
We're screwed either way. Either Saban goes to Texas and whips the Big 12 like mad, or he stays in Bama and the Big 12 slowly fizzles into nothing-ness.

We've been draining away since we missed our chance to beat Missouri to the SEC punch.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/26/2013, 09:09 PM
We're screwed either way. Either Saban goes to Texas and whips the Big 12 like mad, or he stays in Bama and the Big 12 slowly fizzles into nothing-ness.

We've been draining away since we missed our chance to beat Missouri to the SEC punch.and, wasn't it Pres. Boren who told the Pac16 to forget it if we couldn't drag orange aggy along?
proudsoonergal
10/26/2013, 09:47 PM
If Saban is irritated at Bama fans for leaving early, no way he'd want to come to Austin and deal with UT fans (who notoriously are late and leave early):

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9880250/alabama-crimson-tide-punish-students-leaving-early
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/26/2013, 09:58 PM
If Saban is irritated at Bama fans for leaving early, no way he'd want to come to Austin and deal with UT fans (who notoriously are late and leave early):

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9880250/alabama-crimson-tide-punish-students-leaving-early$10 million per year might allow him to ignore the obnoxious cows.
sooneron
10/26/2013, 10:35 PM
who vacations in austin? seriously

Easy answer!! Water sports enthusiasts!!!

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