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olevetonahill
10/20/2013, 03:32 PM
Walks around picking up dog poop with his bare hands.
Tulsa_Fireman
10/20/2013, 05:46 PM
...was seen at a Lubbock gas station licking his fingers.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/20/2013, 07:30 PM
When he was a QB, secretly put Bengay on top of his hands to give the center a thrill and warm feeling down there...
The Ghost of Mex
10/20/2013, 08:02 PM
Eats a lot of Cliff Bars to build up his name recognition.
Therealsouthsider
10/20/2013, 09:40 PM
...real name is Ledge Queensbury

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SicEmBaylor
10/21/2013, 12:12 AM
Coach Kingsbury or Coach Dreamy..........am'i right?
ouflak
10/21/2013, 05:24 AM
Was disappointed to find out, after first coming onto campus as a recruit, that it was the 'Red Raiders' not 'Red Rocket'.
Landthief 1972
10/21/2013, 03:25 PM
Dreams every night of being Justin Beiber.
badger
10/21/2013, 03:55 PM
... makes college coaches everywhere grumble "youth is wasted on the young. youth is wasted on the young..."
sooneron
10/22/2013, 08:00 AM
... wants his favorite bell ringer back on campus!


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deweydw
10/22/2013, 08:03 AM
... gets embarressed when his voice cracks during his pregame speech.
dwarthog
10/22/2013, 08:51 AM
Eats thrown out tortilla's....
Ruf/Nek7
10/22/2013, 09:10 AM
Picks his boogers......and eats them!
badger
10/22/2013, 09:32 AM
...knows that "Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 34!" just doesn't have the same ring to it
Landthief 1972
10/22/2013, 10:46 AM
Wipes his @ss with tortillas.
sooneron
10/22/2013, 11:35 AM
... is thankful his middle name does NOT begin with a K!
SoonerInFortSmith
10/22/2013, 12:12 PM
Coach Kingsbury or Coach Dreamy..........am'i right?

That could very well be the most ghey thing you have ever posted.
sooneron
10/22/2013, 01:06 PM
That could very well be the most ghey thing you have ever posted.

Dude, that's like the 119th most ghey thing he has ever posted.
deweydw
10/22/2013, 01:46 PM
... misses his quality time in the broom closet.
ddub0224
10/22/2013, 03:26 PM
rhymes with dingleberry (kinda close)
SoonerMarkVA
10/22/2013, 03:31 PM
Curses Art Briles for ruining his chances at national COTY.
engineer24
10/22/2013, 05:15 PM
Walks around picking up dog poop with his bare hands.

It must be hard work for you to keep comin up with stupid **** over and over again. 58,000 posts is just embarrasing man.
olevetonahill
10/22/2013, 05:35 PM
It must be hard work for you to keep comin up with stupid **** over and over again. 58,000 posts is just embarrasing man.

This my Career, Does yer Momma know you wlak around being stupid in Public?
deweydw
10/23/2013, 09:14 AM
... paints by numbers. But throws a hissy fit when he goes out of the lines.
badger
10/23/2013, 10:15 AM
... reads Playboy for the articles
deweydw
10/23/2013, 10:30 AM
... reads Playgirl for the pics.
deweydw
10/23/2013, 05:55 PM
... has Barney the Dinosaur on blue ray.
Pricetag
10/25/2013, 12:21 PM
Got bounced off the Owen Field goalposts by Jimmy Wilkerson once.
Landthief 1972
10/25/2013, 01:42 PM
Gets carded to see R-rated films.
olevetonahill
10/26/2013, 11:18 AM
The Oklahoman says
OVERRATED :cocksure:
Rogue
10/26/2013, 12:27 PM
One lucky sob
deweydw
10/26/2013, 01:45 PM
... will not be so lucky today.