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olevetonahill
10/5/2013, 09:47 PM
Is on his Farewell tour .
Thot hell with it Ill get this started early so we can dig at the silly bastage a Bunch
olevetonahill
10/5/2013, 09:50 PM
Keeps hearing this song Day and night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcYsO890YJY
BigTip
10/5/2013, 09:51 PM
Sleeps with a Vince Young doll.
MyT Oklahoma
10/5/2013, 09:53 PM
Mack is the man. The man with the plan.
P.S. Yeah I know. He is a dead man walking. LOL
DrZaius
10/5/2013, 09:54 PM
Was gonna star in Gravity until he figured out you can hear your clapping in space
MyT Oklahoma
10/5/2013, 09:57 PM
Will go out in a blaze of glory, as in the first UT Coach to let OU hang 50 on UT for three straight years.
Ground_Attack
10/5/2013, 09:58 PM
didn't lose. He just ran out of time.
fadada1
10/5/2013, 10:02 PM
... Helped Vince Young cheat on the Wunderlick test.
olevetonahill
10/5/2013, 10:18 PM
Crys when he watches Old Yeller Cause he knows hes fixin to suffer the same fate
sendbaht
10/5/2013, 10:30 PM
even the night games the sun was in his eyes...
BigTip
10/5/2013, 10:35 PM
Has bought his own plane ticket from Dallas back to Austin, "just in case."
olevetonahill
10/5/2013, 10:41 PM
Has bought his own plane ticket from Dallas back to Austin, "just in case."
:wink::surprise:
olevetonahill
10/6/2013, 01:13 AM
Has Boo Blake on speed dial to ask him how to destroy recruitin and Players records in a childish fit
Flagstaffsooner
10/6/2013, 03:18 AM
Waits in line.
http://www.citizenvox.org/files/2012/03/unemployment-office-by-Bytemarks-via-flickr.jpg
stoopified
10/6/2013, 10:28 AM
Will spend next Saturday deciding where he will live in retirement,starting in 2014
olevetonahill
10/6/2013, 10:32 AM
Will spend next Saturday dexiding where he will live in retirement,starting in 2014
Prolly in this make believe pasture.
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BoulderSooner79
10/6/2013, 11:57 AM
Do we even need a coach thread this week? Mack Brown has been making "Coach Brown"-like posts every time he appears on camera this year.
dwarthog
10/6/2013, 02:56 PM
Is currently under investigation for impersonating a football coach...
MyT Oklahoma
10/6/2013, 03:26 PM
Doesn't have a clue what is about to hit him next Saturday yet.
MyT Oklahoma
10/6/2013, 03:35 PM
Is the majority stockholder in WeWereTexas.com.
stoopified
10/6/2013, 04:45 PM
Is the losingest UT coach in the Red River ivvalry history
OUmillenium
10/6/2013, 09:38 PM
...has the eyes of Texass upon him
Landthief 1972
10/6/2013, 10:43 PM
Is praying for a heart attack so he'll have an excuse to not go to Dallas.
salth2o
10/6/2013, 10:51 PM
plans to have Crazy Legs McCoy just take a knee when teh Whorns have teh ball.
salth2o
10/6/2013, 10:52 PM
Thinks teeth whitening is teh debil.
DenverSooner751
10/6/2013, 11:36 PM
.....still uses a BlackBerry
olevetonahill
10/7/2013, 12:01 AM
Has never heard of Pepsodent
deweydw
10/7/2013, 08:52 AM
... would have Vince Youngs baby.
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deweydw
10/7/2013, 08:53 AM
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deweydw
10/7/2013, 08:53 AM
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deweydw
10/7/2013, 08:54 AM
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dwarthog
10/7/2013, 09:07 AM
Uses arm floaties in the kiddies wading pool.....
odontia
10/7/2013, 09:25 AM
Will slip the bus driver a $50 bill to make sure he locks the door and not let the AD stop them on the returning home trip.
BigTip
10/7/2013, 10:05 AM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFeB_BusZ06mRt3HUn1bzSE5ZSWMewE YHSjngi0sdaSnedJFf19g
This made me laugh out loud for a good little bit.
BigTip
10/7/2013, 12:30 PM
Coach Brown.....
...just won an award.
"Smile of the Year"
Present by, Land O' Lakes
okiewaker
10/7/2013, 01:21 PM
Has false teeth,,,and chose the yellow set.
Ruf/Nek7
10/7/2013, 01:37 PM
Bought a new desk chair...http://coacheshotseat.com/coacheshotseatblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/HotSeatChair2.jpg
deweydw
10/7/2013, 03:08 PM
... has 12 pair of underwear that are all labeled. Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May..........
deweydw
10/7/2013, 03:09 PM
... also to remind himself how to put them on, yellow spot in front and brown spot in back.
deweydw
10/8/2013, 09:53 AM
... once tipped a cow fifty bucks.
badger
10/8/2013, 10:13 AM
...'s favorite song is "EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS!"
...reminds UT fans that margin of defeat does not matter. Defeat is defeat.
...and it IS WHAT IT IS!
salth2o
10/8/2013, 10:22 AM
...eats yellow snow.
badger
10/8/2013, 10:23 AM
http://picasion.com/pic74/1657ab31af39244c6259436af7bd8e4c.gif
... Is the best coach Oklahoma never hired.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
10/8/2013, 10:30 PM
... Is the best coach Oklahoma never hired.
Er...might want to do some fact checking there, young 'un. Unless you meant "best head coach."
deweydw
10/9/2013, 03:14 PM
... is a booger eatin moron.
SoonerOX
10/9/2013, 05:07 PM
Is clapping his way into a retirement home
olevetonahill
10/9/2013, 05:15 PM
Offers to shake hands with guys at the next urinal
birddog
10/9/2013, 09:38 PM
Soaks his dentures in Bevos diarrhea bucket
SouthFortySooner
10/10/2013, 09:57 AM
..thinks Milk and Cookies is a great motivator.
yankee
10/10/2013, 10:03 AM
...likes Nickleback.
TAFBSooner
10/10/2013, 12:50 PM
Is making Checkers unhappy . . .
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://20thcenturyhflc.wikispaces.com/file/view/nixon-and-checkers.jpg/144855381/nixon-and-checkers.jpg&imgrefurl=http://20thcenturyhflc.wikispaces.com/Watergate&h=284&w=300&sz=17&tbnid=v6VkCY9uBqBTYM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=127&zoom=1&usg=__fM0y6GURXhJsC1QnkNIU5RqUSAw=&docid=mm-SBa7oUPr3eM&sa=X&ei=PuhWUvLnH6K0ygGZ7oBw&ved=0CEAQ9QEwBw
. . . because the Sooners won't have Mack Brown to kick around any more.
Flagstaffsooner
10/10/2013, 02:09 PM
... Is the best coach Oklahoma never hired.
Oh, gawd remember the Z Bone.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/10/2013, 03:46 PM
Has been using CLR for several years now and cannot fathom why his teeth are still rusty colored...
olevetonahill
10/10/2013, 03:53 PM
is still waiting for an Employee to wash his hands
http://images.justbathroomsigns.com/img/lg/S/Employees-Wash-Hands-Sign-S-4492.gif
WA. Sooner
10/10/2013, 05:10 PM
Thinks there is a clapper hook to the stadium lights, and is trying to have his team get their groove on
olevetonahill
10/11/2013, 02:16 AM
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olevetonahill
10/12/2013, 12:21 AM
Says THIS is his Theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu8cLx2TgUg
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