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KantoSooner
10/4/2013, 08:25 AM
Well. It took them long enough!
I open my email this morning, and LO, what did I see but this little gem. And not a moment too soon, I might add. Once I'm fully involved, I'll pop in from time to time to let you all know how the global conspiracy gig is going and put your concerns at rest. Anyway, from here on out, if you sense that something ain't quite right, you can rest assured that I'm at the bottom of it.

PS, And we've been looking for them in Switzerland all this time! Damn. They are officed in the Empire State Building. Sneaky, cunning Euroweenies!

Cheers!

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Soonerfan88
10/4/2013, 09:40 PM
Lucky SOB! And if you need a personal assistant while setting up your empire, I'm available. :friendly_wink:

soonercruiser
10/4/2013, 09:54 PM
I will oppose this lucky break at every step!
I will open an web site and organization named "The Empire Strikes Back", just to get even.
:black_eyed:

KantoSooner
10/7/2013, 08:40 AM
Lucky SOB! And if you need a personal assistant while setting up your empire, I'm available. :friendly_wink:

Great! Just send the above info plus your SS Number and banking info so that I can set up your direct deposit on salary and benefits. Might want to throw in a general power of attorney while you're at it.

Cheers!

olevetonahill
10/7/2013, 08:53 AM
Great! Just send the above info plus your SS Number and banking info so that I can set up your direct deposit on salary and benefits. Might want to throw in a general power of attorney while you're at it.

Cheers!

I aint smart enough to hep ya out, But Can I ax a favor since we be friends and all?

Would you please make sure the next idiot you get elected as Pres at least have a smidgen of common ****ing sense? Thanks

KantoSooner
10/7/2013, 10:14 AM
I don't know if that suits OUR purpose, but I'll put in a good word.

Do you have any politicians in mind who fit that criterion?

rock on sooner
10/7/2013, 10:24 AM
Kanto, after you give the Illuminati all the requested info, you should
sign up for Lifelock, cause they're gonna get yer ID, fer sure!

KantoSooner
10/7/2013, 12:20 PM
Ya reckon?

olevetonahill
10/7/2013, 01:15 PM
I don't know if that suits OUR purpose, but I'll put in a good word.

Do you have any politicians in mind who fit that criterion?

Yea how about that , Oh wait, this is Hard