Shaggybevo has never been funnier!

[BigTip]

Holy Cow! Just reading the thread titles cracked me up.
http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/forumdisplay.php/7-Football

"Is Case McCoy the worst scholarship athlete in the 120 history of Texas Football?"
"Fire him on the Bergstrom Tarmac"
"$#@! you mack brown thread"
and more.

Then when you get into one, lol,lol,lol. This one had me rolling:
"Texas vs OU score predictions... "

Maybe a whorn only meltdown thread should be started. There are pages and pages of content for it.
I am jealous that their self trash talking is better than what we can come up with though!

[ashley]

Hell, he played better than most of them last nite. This tells you where they are. Next to the officials he was about their best player.

[salth2o]

Holy Cow! Just reading the thread titles cracked me up.
http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/forumdisplay.php/7-Football

"Is Case McCoy the worst scholarship athlete in the 120 history of Texas Football?"



No, he's not an athlete.


He does look a lot like the ticket oak from stubhub


Right now, Case is making GG look like Joe $#@!ing Montana. I have never seen a worse performance from any athlete in any sport that the $#@! show Case is putting on right now.

and possibly the greatest...


He's sort of so terrible beyond all comprehension that he can sometimes produce decent results. His throws are so off the mark in unexpected ways that sure picks are regularly missed and our receivers are in prime position to draw PI calls when going after the wounded ducks. And he runs like Elaine Benes dances, which defenders just aren't prepared for. Gilbert was terrible, but conventionally so, which is why it was so easy for opponents to capitalize.

[Temujin]

They have a thread entitled, "I hate Texas Football". I never expected to have anything in common with those d-bags. I guess now I do.

[picasso]

He's slow and his passes some time go into the standa but I thought Colt did ok.

[dwarthog]

shaggybevo is some of the best free entertainment available on the internet....

[Zin]

Rolling at this one:


i have OU up 52-10 at halftime, then winning the game 152-3

[picasso]

Well they are good at 8th grade humor.

[SoonerMarkVA]

I like how they turn like a pack of hyenas against any of the whorns still connected to the "ut Matrix" who actually post a score with ut winning or in the game.

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill!"

[cherokeebrewer]

Well they are good at 8th grade humor.

That would put 'em a notch above landthieves...

[mhackl]

That would put 'em a notch above landthieves...
Unfortunately, this is true.

[badger]

What they drew for us back in 2008 (http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/18080-texas-vs-ou-ms-paint-thread-of-dominance)

And what they're drawing this year. (http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/136556-2013-tx-ou-ms-paint-thread-of-dominance)

Drawers of dicks are sure dicks

[picasso]

More like dick envy.

That explains the extra fancy cowboy boots. Distracts their women.

[KantoSooner]

Ah, and here all along I'd thought the boots were where they tucked the sheep's back feet to secure 'em.

[Soonerjeepman]

What they drew for us back in 2008 (http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/18080-texas-vs-ou-ms-paint-thread-of-dominance)

And what they're drawing this year. (http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/136556-2013-tx-ou-ms-paint-thread-of-dominance)

Drawers of dicks are sure dicks

Yeah, I guess I don't get that? I mean guys drawing a bunch of *icks...seriously? why? I'd rather draw girl parts~ Seems like a few dudes are fixated on the male anatomy, weird.

[badger]

I'd rather draw girl parts

Yes, they do look a lot like longhorns (http://static.flickr.com/53/124741100_e1a4c1b6a5.jpg), don't they?

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[cherokeebrewer]

Yes, they do look a lot like longhorns (http://static.flickr.com/53/124741100_e1a4c1b6a5.jpg), don't they?

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Don't be puttin' that stuff in my brain

[BigTip]

http://i.qkme.me/3rbpip.jpg

[Therealsouthsider]

http://i.qkme.me/3rbpip.jpg

....I think I found my new screensaver

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[12]

I've landed on some great tailgates with whorns. Keep it all fun, and contribute some booze, and they are a funny bunch.

The best tailgates I have ever seen were in Austin. Essentially, they were very well stocked bars, complete with dancers.

[ouwasp]

Those shaggy posters wallow in horn misery like a pig in slop. I mean, they really act like they enjoy it.

So I'm happy for them... glad they are contributing to society.

[CatfishSooner]

haha they are ridic...

[stoopified]

One thing that always makes me laugh about UT is that as proud as they are of their status as an ELITE educational institution and to have fans who ain't capable of proper spelling or grammar. They might as well have OU diplomas. :)

[olevetonahill]

One thing that always makes me laugh about UT is that as proud as they are of their status as an ELITE educational institution and to have fans who ain't capable of proper spelling or grammar. They might as well have OU diplomas. :)

Ya it pisses me off also too when folk cant spel write and dont know come here from sic em

[Jacie]

The shaggy posters are the antithesis of whornfans.com.

The average whornfans poster is your stereotypical sa*et fan, wearing orange-colored glasses, spouting with cult-like certainty the mantra that their program is the premiere team in the history of college football. In other words, completely obnoxious, displaying the same sense of entitlement that permeates the players. Certainly, their egos are bigger in Texas. It is why that board meltsdown following bad news.

The SBers are the equivalent of Sooner Fans posters. They recognize reality when they see it, and will praise or damn their team, coaches, or fanbase accordingly. Thus, in times like these, reading the comments about sa*et football is a hoot.