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swardboy
9/30/2013, 07:20 PM
....deals with reefer madness.
birddog
9/30/2013, 07:22 PM
thought that a horny toad up his anus was way more entertaining than a mouse.
olevetonahill
9/30/2013, 07:45 PM
Good Save Sward, Been gone most all day to the Docs.

Coach Patterson thinks He's in line for either the Usc or whorn job.
BoulderSooner79
9/30/2013, 08:36 PM
... lives in a van, down by the river.
stoopified
9/30/2013, 08:45 PM
Thinks he should have stayed in the Mountain West where Boise was all there would be to wrry about.
Wishboned
9/30/2013, 08:47 PM
used to screw high school girls.

Oh wait, that was my high school Coach Patterson.

Nevermind.
rock on sooner
9/30/2013, 08:52 PM
used to screw high school girls.

Oh wait, that was my high school Coach Patterson.

Nevermind.

Your coach Patterson called...said to ignore the red dot on yer forehead....
swardboy
9/30/2013, 09:09 PM
Good Save Sward, Been gone most all day to the Docs.

Coach Patterson thinks He's in line for either the Usc or whorn job.

I just figgered you were mezmerized by boobies.
salth2o
9/30/2013, 09:47 PM
has a Barney the Dinosaur tattoo on his arse.
MyT Oklahoma
9/30/2013, 09:52 PM
thought that a horny toad up his anus was way more entertaining than a mouse.

Than a gerbil. Than two gerbils.
ouflak
10/1/2013, 02:06 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1065917547111_2003/10/16/frog.jpg
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/1/2013, 02:50 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1065917547111_2003/10/16/frog.jpgNo wonder he took the gig at TCU
ouflak
10/1/2013, 03:04 AM
... will begin his announcement of accepting the head coaching position at UT with, "Ummm... well... this is awkward...."
olevetonahill
10/1/2013, 03:26 AM
I just figgered you were mezmerized by boobies.

That also Too. Got up early and left the shack while the Fog was still on.
vtsooner21
10/1/2013, 05:58 AM
Picked the wrong week to give up glue sniffing

Boomer
dwarthog
10/1/2013, 06:29 AM
Messed around with Siren's and got turned into a horny toad....
SicEmBaylor
10/1/2013, 06:57 AM
...sweats. A lot.
cherokeebrewer
10/1/2013, 07:50 AM
slurs his vowels
JiminyChristmas
10/1/2013, 08:24 AM
Is Frankenberry's doppleganger
deweydw
10/1/2013, 11:47 AM
... has occasional bouts with arthritis.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWUrWqn51n8ZDKqceNHhtgVArnGkC0R erqgRdfXAT_dpsMNeb-
deweydw
10/1/2013, 02:26 PM
... has pre-ordered his tickets for the Cher: Dressed to kill tour.
deweydw
10/3/2013, 10:46 AM
... was on the verge of falling to page 2.
texas bandman
10/3/2013, 12:03 PM
adores wearing passionate purple lip gloss.
DenverSooner751
10/3/2013, 04:16 PM
.....eats banana peels
dwarthog
10/3/2013, 04:35 PM
Is a spokesman for erectile dysfunction medicine...
Ruf/Nek7
10/3/2013, 08:11 PM
Applauded the Government shut down.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2013, 12:58 AM
Looks forward to Owebamacare, and ever bigger government.
OU_Sooners75
10/4/2013, 01:04 AM
...thought purple was the new pink!
DenverSooner751
10/4/2013, 06:50 AM
slurs his bowels

Fify
Landthief 1972
10/4/2013, 12:26 PM
Walked up to Mack Brown at Big XII Media Day and complimented him on his "gag teeth."