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olevetonahill
9/22/2013, 07:16 AM
Lets Be vicious this week

Coach Kelly Cant wait for His turn to be the boyfriend of Lennay Kekua

SoonerStormchaser
9/22/2013, 07:27 AM
Doesn't have enough anal lube for what's coming on Saturday!

Soonerjeepman
9/22/2013, 07:42 AM
oh I thought this was about him complaining about "our receivers were being held all night, we should have gotten more calls" to the sideline @itch after the game..what an A$$

olevetonahill
9/22/2013, 07:57 AM
oh I thought this was about him complaining about "our receivers were being held all night, we should have gotten more calls" to the sideline @itch after the game..what an A$$

Kelly is Piszed cause I didnt watch his game.

Landthief 1972
9/22/2013, 08:07 AM
...drinks Holy Water.

fadada1
9/22/2013, 08:58 AM
... hired the wrong refs against bama.

SoonerInFortSmith
9/22/2013, 09:20 AM
Have you ever met my friend coach Kelly's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!

BigTip
9/22/2013, 09:25 AM
Came to ND because he was intrigued by the stories pf priests and altar boys.

olevetonahill
9/22/2013, 09:32 AM
And wanted a chance to diddle the Leprechaun

BigTip
9/22/2013, 09:36 AM
because doing so makes his little manhood look bigger.

salth2o
9/22/2013, 09:37 AM
Mistook the confessional for a peep show.

Landthief 1972
9/22/2013, 09:44 AM
...thinks he could take Touchdown Jesus in a fight.

OU_Sooners75
9/22/2013, 11:02 AM
...thinks he knows how to coach football!

Therealsouthsider
9/22/2013, 11:24 AM
...is thinner and prettier than his wife

ss

Flagstaffsooner
9/22/2013, 11:39 AM
...offers scholarships to altar boys he buggers.

Landthief 1972
9/22/2013, 03:07 PM
...eats Communion wafers like Pringles.

okiewaker
9/22/2013, 03:33 PM
Eats boys like they were communion wafers.

Ruf/Nek7
9/22/2013, 06:51 PM
wishes he was the other Coach Kelly.

Ruf/Nek7
9/22/2013, 06:51 PM
Purposely killed that camera kid because he caught him grabbing his player's *** on camera.



Too much?

SoonerKnight
9/22/2013, 08:47 PM
Will be pissed and throw a tantrum when we are up by 21 at half.

8timechamps
9/22/2013, 08:57 PM
Has a slight blood pressure problem!

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/345/179/is_brian_kelly_too_angry_to_be_notre_dames_head_co ach_original_crop_340x234.jpg?1315402240

olevetonahill
9/22/2013, 09:00 PM
Has a slight blood pressure problem!

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/345/179/is_brian_kelly_too_angry_to_be_notre_dames_head_co ach_original_crop_340x234.jpg?1315402240

Heh, That aint BP. Thats that Leprechaun Behind him boogieing him.

salth2o
9/22/2013, 09:27 PM
Heh, That aint BP. Thats that Leprechaun Behind him boogieing him.


Firmly believes in the old mantra, "once you go leprechaun, you don't go back."

Therealsouthsider
9/22/2013, 09:51 PM
...has a green gerbil named 'lucky'

ss

Jason White's Third Knee
9/22/2013, 10:10 PM
...wonders just how many duck calls Notre Dame needs to sell to have a dynasty again.

WA. Sooner
9/22/2013, 10:18 PM
Dresses up like Regis and Kelly

Jason White's Third Knee
9/23/2013, 08:03 AM
...insisted that Von Miller use his urine.

deweydw
9/23/2013, 09:18 AM
... is the imaginary girlfriend.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRx0oeKUL_3X8rjKhKlub18ppXevpJ2u NT02QyU81jB1uH4NkRUzQ

deweydw
9/23/2013, 09:21 AM
... prefers two fingers during his prostate exam.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoYit7vNQB_0xEq_PDS9m4yCyNzr2LF kxDFUiV5pv64ixGIFfMWg

Wishboned
9/23/2013, 09:45 AM
makes his wife refer to his manhood as the sheleighlee.

pb4ou
9/23/2013, 02:20 PM
is about to be Belldozed

swardboy
9/23/2013, 02:29 PM
...is going to rename the town "South Bend-over" when we get through with the domers.

deweydw
9/25/2013, 09:21 AM
... kneels in front of his Hannah Montana posters and cries out "WHY!! WHY!!"

SanJoaquinSooner
9/25/2013, 09:31 AM
Was seen conversing with Mr. Applegate.

PalmBeachSooner
9/25/2013, 12:28 PM
Lets Be vicious this week

Coach Kelly Cant wait for His turn to be the boyfriend of Lennay Kekua

They'll make a cute couple.

birddog
9/25/2013, 01:28 PM
...favorite play is the"Cleveland Steamer".

deweydw
9/25/2013, 03:17 PM
... isn't against a dirty sanchez either.

BigTip
9/25/2013, 04:22 PM
Wonders what's the big whoop about the Sandusky thing.

olevetonahill
9/28/2013, 09:30 AM
Is rubbing the Hide off of his Lucky Leprechaun's foot.

deweydw
9/28/2013, 02:01 PM
... thought it was the Leprechaun's foot he was rubbing.