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olevetonahill
9/15/2013, 02:41 PM
Slaps his wife on the *** and calles her Puddin.
SoonerStormchaser
9/15/2013, 02:48 PM
Takes out all the pimentos before putting the olives back into the jar.
MyT Oklahoma
9/15/2013, 02:53 PM
Is going to die....
OUmillenium
9/15/2013, 03:25 PM
...never makes excuses for his players in postgame interviews like Mack Brown.
The Ghost of Mex
9/15/2013, 03:27 PM
has more job security and a better record than ol' yeller.
okiewaker
9/15/2013, 03:34 PM
Feeds his gerbils steroids,,,b/c a fat gerbil is a happy gerbil.
deweydw
9/16/2013, 11:14 AM
... uses the last bit of toilet paper and does not replace the roll with a new one.
badger
9/16/2013, 11:21 AM
...Wears this shirt everyday (with "BYE" on it instead of UTSA) https://www.nmnathletics.com/ecomphotos1/300/622/30622.jpg
salth2o
9/16/2013, 11:36 AM
...double dips
SoonerInFortSmith
9/16/2013, 11:49 AM
Is so afraid of the Sooners he is considering taking a forfeit. Oh, and he eats boogers.
Ruf/Nek7
9/16/2013, 12:21 PM
Passed the law of 3.2% beer in OK.
soonergirlNeugene
9/16/2013, 02:32 PM
Ran Oklahoma State's compliance program from 2002-2011.
JiminyChristmas
9/16/2013, 03:56 PM
Has never lost a game.
SoonerSeattle
9/16/2013, 04:59 PM
Has never won a game.
olevetonahill
9/16/2013, 05:01 PM
Has never lost a game.


Has never won a game.

Is consistent tho.
JLEW1818
9/16/2013, 05:55 PM
Would beat the Texas Longhorns
salth2o
9/16/2013, 05:57 PM
Just wants one week off.
olevetonahill
9/16/2013, 06:14 PM
Would beat the Texas Longhorns

Prolly score a 1/2 a hundred and rush for over 600 yards while they at it.
JiminyChristmas
9/16/2013, 06:21 PM
That was what threw the whorn coaches off. The thought the schedule said b-y-e, but figured out later it said b-y-u...oops.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
9/16/2013, 08:20 PM
Dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te'o did.
boomer8390
9/17/2013, 01:43 AM
Studied under coach Off Season
swardboy
9/17/2013, 07:18 AM
is way too mellow.
deweydw
9/17/2013, 12:49 PM
... skips out on spring training.
Piware
9/17/2013, 03:12 PM
Thinks lifting weights is a can of Bud in each hand.
olevetonahill
9/19/2013, 10:22 AM
Kicks little kids when no ones watching
DenverSooner751
9/19/2013, 08:52 PM
....has to be home before sundown
Flying Scotsman
9/19/2013, 09:50 PM
Goes both ways....
salth2o
9/20/2013, 06:32 AM
Wishes his schools marching band was half as good as the Pride even with the Changes and all.
deweydw
9/20/2013, 11:53 AM
... likes to be refered to as "The Shadow".
SoonerDomiNation
9/20/2013, 12:30 PM
Will sack jff 28 times when they play....