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olevetonahill
9/9/2013, 08:24 AM
Writes on Girls Bathroom walls
David Earl
9/9/2013, 08:27 AM
Whispers out loud at the library.
TheHumanAlphabet
9/9/2013, 09:19 AM
Already placed a call in to DeLoss.
SoonerInFortSmith
9/9/2013, 09:23 AM
Wishes he had Union's QB.
salth2o
9/9/2013, 10:33 AM
Proactively fired his Defensive Coordinator this morning.
olevetonahill
9/9/2013, 10:55 AM
Is wanting to Hire Manny Diaz as Head coach in waiting.
salth2o
9/9/2013, 10:58 AM
squats when he pee's.
deweydw
9/9/2013, 11:15 AM
... when hired by Tulsa, was dissapointed to find out there were no golden showers.
olevetonahill
9/9/2013, 07:05 PM
Is anticipating a Chance to move to Austin.
olevetonahill
9/9/2013, 08:56 PM
Wishes HE could grow a Stache Like Beibers
rock on sooner
9/9/2013, 08:58 PM
Writes on Girls Bathroom walls

Hey, yew never said what he wrote....
BigTip
9/9/2013, 09:03 PM
..was separated at birth from that dude from "Boardwalk Empire"
http://cdn2.newsok.biz/cache/w300-21b13e1908828fc831d3f468f21be15b.jpg
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2012/09/Michael-Shannon-of-Boardwalk-Empire.jpg
olevetonahill
9/9/2013, 09:05 PM
Hey, yew never said what he wrote....

For a Good time Call Vet .
Soonerwake
9/9/2013, 09:07 PM
...is wondering how to beat Jenks is year....
cleller
9/9/2013, 09:13 PM
Is somehow tougher to badmouth than other opposing coaches....
olevetonahill
9/9/2013, 09:36 PM
Is somehow tougher to badmouth than other opposing coaches....

Oh yea? He was talkin bad about yer Wife yesterday.
ouwasp
9/9/2013, 11:21 PM
...wonders if using rubbing alcohol is sinful...

Hey, I consider him a decent man, that's the best I can do.
TheHumanAlphabet
9/9/2013, 11:27 PM
Goes over to ORU and places his hands on the praying hands statue to make a really big prayer to win Saturday... (that is if that stuff is still there and all...I've been away a long time...)
vtsooner21
9/10/2013, 06:05 AM
Watches Roman Gladiator movies...
Boomer
deweydw
9/10/2013, 07:41 AM
... thought that Living on Tulsa Time was an herbal supplement.
Landthief 1972
9/10/2013, 11:26 AM
...tips his waitresses with religious tracts.
deweydw
9/10/2013, 01:30 PM
... starts his pregame speech with "OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys."
stoopified
9/10/2013, 02:20 PM
Had more money and resources as a hs coach in Tulsa then he has coaching the University of Tulsa. His recruiting was better in hs too.
Landthief 1972
9/11/2013, 12:58 PM
...sits when he pees. (thanks reddit)
deweydw
9/11/2013, 03:03 PM
... likes to watch Richard Simmons videos and run around the room shouting "I'm a pony!! I'm a pony!! I'm a pony!!"
Landthief 1972
9/11/2013, 04:16 PM
...is sick of listening to former OSU players call into The Franchise and say the same thing as the guy who called in before him: "I NEVER saw anything like that happening!"
DenverSooner751
9/11/2013, 11:56 PM
.....does not keep calm and does not carry on
KantoSooner
9/12/2013, 09:31 AM
Uses whipped desert topping to lubricate the blue and gold speedo he wears under his slacks to every game.

What do I win?
olevetonahill
9/12/2013, 09:40 AM
Uses whipped desert topping to lubricate the blue and gold speedo he wears under his slacks to every game.

What do I win?

The used Speedo, Congratulations.
Landthief 1972
9/12/2013, 04:15 PM
Kicks Goldie when the team has a turnover.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18xswaxtw6cfvpng/ku-xlarge.png
KantoSooner
9/12/2013, 04:22 PM
I will give Tulsa credit for having the most adorable mascot in Div 1 football.