Coach Holgorson

[olevetonahill]

Is upset with his wife, Her bark is louder than his dogs.

[badger]

...was hired as a coach-in-waiting, but earned full coaching status after getting kicked out of a casino.

...prompted Stewart to ask a local reporter to "dig up some dirt" on him, causing Stewart to get booted, because the dirt didn't need to be dug up from anywhere.

[stoopified]

Is a trainwreck waiting to happen

[freshchris05]

...plans to comb over next week

[DenverSooner751]

....left home without his amex

[deweydw]

... thought William and Mary was a folk music duo.

[REDREX]

He left no friends in Stillwater

[madrcr07]

has never seen Deliverance

[ouwasp]

...serves Ol' Rot Gut in High Dollar Brand bottles...

[S.PadreIsl.Sooner]

Thinks Michael Bolton is his long lost older brother.

[OUmillenium]

...thinks the Cryptkeeper is what he will look like in 20 years...or 20 straight losses

[Therealsouthsider]

...is Ron Howard's other little brother


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[En_Fuego]

..... Buys truck loads of rogaine weekly.

[olevetonahill]

has never seen Deliverance

Because he is still playing the Banjo.

[deweydw]

... just inked a deal with Depends.

[Ruf/Nek7]

Sought hair styling tips from gumby while at osu

[Ruf/Nek7]

Was a body double for Bill Murray in the filming of King Pin.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROLoUVXvGN8zQFnIoXhLWoVcC30YjQU Wn-g_7EfUmO6Uz-57xt:1.bp.blogspot.com/-mzgmlarWb5g/UZlXdiaYovI/AAAAAAAAE0g/fYfkxuILoRU/s640/Kingpin8.png

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtrhIrDfr55zmDJGrUDOMoTDhwUW2qv u6_T4SnOHck5_-tVgGBSQ:30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/2011-November-5-14-44-24.jpg

[SoonersEnFuego]

...died when Carl sliced his head with a mower blade.

[devOUt]

.....stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[NorthernIowaSooner]

...is a member of the 10/90 Club

[Boomer Mooner]

...gets a woody thinking about Ned Beatty's lips

[Landthief 1972]

Feels the urge to mate when he sees a troll doll.

http://www.seanpaune.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Troll-dolls.jpg

[deweydw]

... knows what he will be this weekend.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJiKhu-IJ3fZB_S8RzFojau8LDTb9rzEJ3Qt7Gbr63Gdwj3gdo

[deweydw]

... is going to have a long season this year. He's going to be seeing his dealer a lot.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4IZ80gLSYlJu6bT3V_-bXWvE9-4RkCF3HHE6QOvjg5UCyqaQ_Hg

[BigTip]

Is allergic to soap.

[olevetonahill]

Wants this to be the WVU Fight song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7RV5N9VLs

[soonerthanu]

keeps his left hand numb.

[MyT Oklahoma]

........ secretly idolizes Mack. Honest.

[Judge Smails]

.....still lives in a motel.

[Judge Smails]

.....knows his parents really wanted a girl.

[MyT Oklahoma]

.....knows his parents really wanted a girl.

I thought he was a girl.

[olevetonahill]

Are these thread really not fun anymore?

[deweydw]

... was the banjo kid in Deliverance.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTr6BWN0JPRNh4lEv-7r4rywE7H2iqWVUcHmW8t_L3bWRjZgs-edg

[deweydw]

... hired a new strength training coach.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6DObOwLLzM0/TVsNpYj4TzI/AAAAAAAAHR0/pnnf-9xHUHA/s1600/The%2BWild%2Band%2BWonderful%2BWhites%2Bof%2BWest% 2BVirginia%2B11.JPG

[deweydw]

... wife recalling the night of the casino incident.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1udw2L6JKSNFAoTUhshUTtarJ_gij0 AZtFHfsl96xQm9pYltPug

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjOTFnzanEUUPM3bzdArGeVZq3RKz0_ DPcXOAD9TnvRvihxgS_pA

[Landthief 1972]

thinks he would rock this look:

http://d3d71ba2asa5oz.cloudfront.net/62000948/images/eastbound-and-down-season-2-blu-ray.jpg

[Landthief 1972]

...has more corncob pipes than teeth in his mouth.

[olevetonahill]

Is proud of his Police escort
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/b13YGy8ewCw/hqdefault.jpg

[Landthief 1972]

...puts moonshine in the gatorade coolers.

[Landthief 1972]

thinks she's the sexiest woman alive:

http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/33/67/1f675499a0d2af59ff6ea098a9f4b205-uncomfortable1.gif

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/10/31/af0feaafa6a524809a01aa2b205b5013-uncomfortable3.gif

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...thinks Ole Vet is a smashingly handsome devil and would love to take him out for drinks and dancing.

[olevetonahill]

...thinks Ole Vet is a smashingly handsome devil and would love to take him out for drinks and dancing.

Now THATS funny HEH

[Flagstaffsooner]

...loves West Virginia because it is even more hick than stoolwater.

[Soonerwake]

...asks Terry Bradshaw for hairstyling tips.

Crap, I suck at this game..