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olevetonahill
8/21/2013, 07:07 AM
Says Bob is his Idol

I'll usually start these on the Sunday after the game but this is close enough fer now . Im ready fer some Football:friendly_wink:
swardboy
8/21/2013, 07:13 AM
...is a dingle.
olevetonahill
8/21/2013, 07:19 AM
...is a dingle.

But wants to be a Huckle
SoonerKnight
8/21/2013, 07:46 AM
Bringing extra underwear for the game!!!!
Wishboned
8/21/2013, 07:55 AM
claims he is Berry Berry good to his players.
olevetonahill
8/21/2013, 10:46 PM
claims he is Berry Berry good to his players.

Wants his "Ding" to "a Ling"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgS6nqzzRCQ
daysgoneby
8/22/2013, 09:47 AM
...eats Franken Berry cereal for breakfast.

http://imageshack.us/a/img543/7080/vlvd.jpg
stoopified
8/22/2013, 10:30 AM
Given first name is Straw,has siblings named Blue and Rasp.....as well as a cousin named Dingle.
BigTip
8/22/2013, 02:38 PM
..is ripe for the picking.

(specifically on August 31st!)
ddub0224
8/22/2013, 03:09 PM
rhymes with fairy
Jason White's Third Knee
8/22/2013, 03:21 PM
...is offended by Olevetonahill, as we all are.
olevetonahill
8/22/2013, 03:27 PM
...is offended by Olevetonahill, as we all are.

Wish's he could say Gook on a message board.
budbarrybob
8/22/2013, 06:12 PM
is dying to see Bob's dongle.
En_Fuego
8/22/2013, 11:21 PM
Wants TK and thinks the "Belldozer" is for 6th graders
salth2o
8/23/2013, 01:23 PM
isn't berry excited about playing in Norman.
KantoSooner
8/23/2013, 01:25 PM
will have to endure 9,899 references to 'Rajun' Cajun's' by national sports casters before the sweet solace of death delivers him from the horror.
Landthief 1972
8/23/2013, 03:04 PM
Spent all of the offseason recruiting Bobby Boucher and trying to convince Bobby's momma that foozball is NOT the debil.
SoonerKnight
8/23/2013, 03:28 PM
Thought the Dark Knight was just a movie!
ouwasp
8/23/2013, 03:37 PM
Has the entire dialogue of Brokeback Mountain memorized...and cries like a girl each time he watches.
deweydw
8/23/2013, 07:41 PM
... will be buried on August 31st.
SoonerKnight
8/24/2013, 12:22 AM
Will look for a new job Sunday after game.
IronHorseSooner
8/24/2013, 12:42 PM
Is a fellow Miami Wardog, but wishes he was Steve or Tinker Owens....
SoonerKnight
8/24/2013, 01:58 PM
Still thinks Bell gets the start over Knight!
FirstandGoal
8/24/2013, 02:49 PM
... wonders why they call him AK
Ruf/Nek7
8/24/2013, 03:27 PM
Is often times thought to be Barry Manilow
DenverSooner751
8/24/2013, 10:57 PM
.....has turd breath
swardboy
8/24/2013, 11:14 PM
Is one week away from a berry bad experience.
deweydw
8/26/2013, 12:16 PM
... puts on his stockings one leg at a time.
Jason White's Third Knee
8/26/2013, 12:50 PM
...calls his defense "Crunch Berries".
stoopified
8/27/2013, 03:22 PM
bump
olevetonahill
8/27/2013, 03:23 PM
squats to pee
Landthief 1972
8/27/2013, 03:45 PM
...started hyperventilating with excitement when nSync reunited onstage at the VMAs.
SoonerNomad
8/27/2013, 06:23 PM
has been berry, berry good to me.

(Chico Escuela, circa 1976)
deweydw
8/28/2013, 09:16 AM
... has a Hannah Montana poster over his bed.
DenverSooner751
8/28/2013, 10:02 AM
....has a summer gig doing voice overs for feminine hygiene commercials
badger
8/28/2013, 10:37 AM
...lures recruits by claiming to be in SEC country.

...scares them away by adding "Monroe" to "Louisiana"
Ruf/Nek7
8/28/2013, 12:11 PM
Helped Vince Young cheat on the Wonderlic test.
oufan1
8/28/2013, 12:14 PM
sent his staff out on Monday in search of a cool Boomer Sooner ringtone
Landthief 1972
8/28/2013, 04:59 PM
...gets confused and wipes with the corn cob, THEN eats the corn.
Soonerntxs
8/28/2013, 05:23 PM
Has asked that we not laugh at the offensive scheme that he has lined up, nor shall we stand all game long and cheer when we are 48 points ahead in the first half! BOOMER!
deweydw
8/29/2013, 01:14 PM
... wears Buzz Lightyear pj's.
Jason White's Third Knee
8/29/2013, 04:11 PM
...was bummed when he found out he wasn't coaching the Warlocks... was really digging the wizard outfit.