Mark Twain once said . . .

[Phil]

that he spent the coldest winter of his life one summer in San Francisco. I am currently experiencing what he did. It's like late October Oklahoma weather here. Slept with the window open in the hotel last night, though - very comfortable as far as that goes.

[SoonerStormchaser]

That's cool Phil...
Want anything from Greece?

[Phil]

I'd ask for some ouzo, but we have paint thinner at home already.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Hell, the raki I had at dinner last night works better than paint thinner...

[DIB]

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

[C&CDean]

Or the great Deano, "I'm too sexy for my face..."

[KantoSooner]

Or Frank Sinatra, "Doobie, doobie doo...."

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Or Paula Deen, "Y'all need to eat a fried stick o' butter to keep you warm at night"

[KantoSooner]

Or Napoleon, "Josephine, get over here and bring me a sammich!"

(although it must be admitted that he said it in French.)

[BigTip]

that he spent the coldest winter of his life one summer in San Francisco. I am currently experiencing what he did. It's like late October Oklahoma weather here. Slept with the window open in the hotel last night, though - very comfortable as far as that goes.

Funny, I just quoted this yesterday. Some guy was talking about how he had visited and it was chilly or something.

[olevetonahill]

olevet says; Get OFF my Hill"

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[KantoSooner]

One of Eastwood's finest.

[stoopified]

Yaba daba do- Fred Flintstone