Fake Tits

[KantoSooner]

This subject emerges from time to time, but persistently, so I thought I'd just put it out front and center: Fake Tits. There appear to be two schools of thought among men. One that is ecumenical on the issue; 'if the owner likes 'em and they feel good, then who am I to say'. The other that opposes them on purist/connoisseur grounds; 'God did not intend them'.
Very rarely do the women commnent. And they, after all, are in charge of cleaning and maintenance and should have some input.

So, here it is, the Fake Tits thread.

Good? Bad? Unconscionable? A Rorschach test regarding an individual's tolerance of overall sexual driving skills?

Who knows, this might just get interesting, though.

Let's let an expert panel get us started. Dean? Mongo? Vet? What do you think of Fake Tits? And most importantly, why?

[olevetonahill]

Tits is Tits. I like em all. I like some moren others But I like em all

[olevetonahill]

Hell I even Like MINE!

[olevetonahill]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2BRbbFmyuQxSU8bQzULDXNlsKTDXBC EQcDDr4NFNkHSVezRLH

[KantoSooner]

Okay, I think we can see the trend line on this issue so far.

and, for the moment, we'll ignore the self-love; though at some point it would be prudent to see whether Vet likes putting the shower head on 'massage' and directly the jets toward his own tits. But that's for later.

Anyone else?

[olevetonahill]

Okay, I think we can see the trend line on this issue so far.

and, for the moment, we'll ignore the self-love; though at some point it would be prudent to see whether Vet likes putting the shower head on 'massage' and directly the jets toward his own tits. But that's for later.

Anyone else?

OOOOOHH I forgotted about the shower deal. Hell there be times I sit around and Play with my own titties.
Is that bad????

[olevetonahill]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRb-pXPraRcGRszhFqiVZCWFsUnXCpDfx9vEz-SOwFtzQWy-2WQqA

[olevetonahill]

So which pair do YOU dislike?

http://inverseflux.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/boobs5.jpg

[KantoSooner]

OOOOOHH I forgotted about the shower deal. Hell there be times I sit around and Play with my own titties.
Is that bad????

Nothing is truly 'bad' in this context. I say, feel free, play in public, encourage others to join you! It's good, clean, American fun!

[En_Fuego]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k22/eyes_of_set/a966_bm.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/eyes_of_set/media/a966_bm.gif.html)


http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii83/Rafael-X-Koto/1637916.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Rafael-X-Koto/media/1637916.jpg.html)

[SoonerStormchaser]

I saw the thread title and started singing "Merica- **** Yah."

[Pricetag]

I can definitely see how some women who have nothing would go that route. I can understand the self esteem boost it would give, I think, particularly if the woman had felt bad about herself for it for an extended period of time. What I don't get is the women who get them, and then have to brag about it or wear next to nothing all the time so everyone can see them. IMO, the reaction should be more of an internal sigh of relief than an external, "Look at me! Look at me!"

[WA. Sooner]

If you can touch them, they are real

[Jacie]

What I don't get is the women who get them, and then have to brag about it or wear next to nothing all the time so everyone can see them. IMO, the reaction should be more of an internal sigh of relief than an external, "Look at me! Look at me!"u

If you spent a lot of money on a flashy car you wouldn't want to leave it in the garage. Unless a woman's wardrobe consists entirely of mu-mu's, her larger breasts are going to be visible every time she goes out in public, and if a woman has gone that route, it is because she had self esteem issues over having small breasts to begin with. Of course, she will draw attention to them.

[olevetonahill]

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If you spent a lot of money on a flashy car you wouldn't want to leave it in the garage. Unless a woman's wardrobe consists entirely of mu-mu's, her larger breasts are going to be visible every time she goes out in public, and if a woman has gone that route, it is because she had self esteem issues over having small breasts to begin with. Of course, she will draw attention to them.

And then call US Pigs when we look.

[DIB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkYNc6_ryzg

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Eau naturale....

[C&CDean]

I'm an ***/leg man myself, so tits just ain't that important. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy them immensely, but getting so hung up about them that you're willing to let somebody slice your body open and stick in bags of goo? Nah. Besides, most of the fake tits look.....fake? It's like men who wear wigs. WTF? You're bald dude. That toupee you're wearing looks like a skunk ****ing your head. Fake titties are just like that. Fake. Who likes fake ****? Not me.

[8timechamps]

I could care less. I like 'em all.

I did have a former gf that was very hung up on getting them. She would always tell me that they would make her feel better about herself. That eventually became a major turn-off. After we split, she got them and I assume is living happily with her fake tits.

[jkjsooner]

I'm not ashamed to say that I'm a boob guy. I think Dean would say I didn't breast feed enough or something. I personally don't like to think about how much I breast fed.

I really can't explain it. It's not like they're really that functional. I'd love to use them as pillows but the girls with the big 'uns don't really like you to do that. It's just something that is in the hard wiring - or something Larry Flynt taught me. Who knows....

Anyway, I prefer the real ones, even if they're not perfectly perky and even if they'll eventually sag.

But I'm not against the fake ones. I dated a hot girl who had pretty much nothing up there. She always got offended if I didn't give the girls attention and it was awkward. I couldn't help but think how much more attention she'd get if she got a breast job, even just a B cup which nobody would really notice that they're fake. Then again, she'd probably have dumped me. I have to say in retrospect I appreciate the fact that she was comfortable enough to not change...

When I see a girl with fake ones I know I don't really like them but I can't help but like them. It just is what it is.

[cleller]

The lack of photos in this thread continues to surprise and disappoint me.

[olevetonahill]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3754635008/h8A5A2132/

[cleller]

That's low.

Oh my god. Only you can delete that.

[olevetonahill]

That's low.

Oh my god. Only you can delete that.

Well, you wanted a Pic, quitcherbitchin.:cocksure:

[8timechamps]

Dammit vet.

Just dammit!

[olevetonahill]

Dammit vet.

Just dammit!

:cocksure:

[TheUnnamedSooner]

I go by this motto:

If I've seen one set of tits, well..... I want to see them all.

Even the old lady's in vets pic. ;)

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Not safe for work. Unless you work for a plastic surgeon or something.


https://www.loveyourlook.com/breast/augmentation/gallery.aspx?loc=california&page=1

[Jacie]

Then there is this young lady.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2013/08/09/dnt-woman-takes-to-street-for-bigger-chest.wear#/video/us/2013/08/09/dnt-woman-takes-to-street-for-bigger-chest.wear

[stoopified]

:cocksure: That photo is one of the few occassions where I am thankful for my visual limitations.Still that is an unsavory image I may never be able to erase.

[olevetonahill]

That photo is one of the few occassions where I am thankful for my visual limitations.Still that is an unsavory image I may never be able to erase.

Had to fight Frag Mag off long enough to get the Pic :cocksure:

[SanJoaquinSooner]

But then I recall how forgettable Demi Moore was in Blame It On Rio, before she bought a new rack.

[OU68]

So which pair do YOU dislike?

http://inverseflux.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/boobs5.jpg

From the lake, that aint a motorboat, it's a f**n pontoon boat!

[the_ouskull]

As a man not with limited knowledge of the topic material, might I offer a bit of my own veritas?

- They all taste the same.
- If a girl wanted them, she probably had a reason. Let her.
- If you don't like them, move along. Someone will, no matter how poor an idea liking them may be.
- If they don't like them, they can change or remove them. It's not like removing a kidney and changing your mind about it later.
- If a girl is going to spend the money, she needs to get it done right. No "plus if you act now" bullsh*t. Do the research, or spend the money on a bike pump and some Ziploc baggies... and the bruises of Sunday football in the park to prove it.

I've seen bad, bad jobs. (Almost always at strip clubs...) Like, the girl's t*ts looked like a walleyed fish-kinda bad. But, I've also seen really, REALLY good jobs. Like, even after grabbing it (I'm being modest. Playing with it. Molesting it, if you remove the negative connotation of the word.) I still had to ask, because I wasn't sure. They were that (un)real.

I'm a boob guy, so I'm a fan, sure. However, a really poorly-done job can absolutely ruin an otherwise attractive woman. There's a line, man. Make no mistake.

the_ouskull

[olevetonahill]

Danny, Tits is Tits , Kinda like an ole Gals HooHaw the Worst I ever had was WONDERFUL !

[DCSooner]

Those of you that know me KNOW I am a big fan.

[8timechamps]

Those of you that know me KNOW I am a big fan.

Nobody "knows" you. You're just a memory. A delicious, man memory.

[Jerk]

Tittays and beer
Thank God I'm not queer

[KantoSooner]

Just what will you give me,
for your titties and beer?
I s'pose you notice this little contract, here?