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nighttrain12
7/30/2013, 09:03 PM
http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/what-were-they-thinking-july-29-2013-slideshow/


Kate Upton put her undergarments — and her questionable sense of style — on display Monday evening upon arriving at the premiere of the HBO documentary "Casting By" in NYC. Thanks to her black-and-white mini's sheer paneling, the 21-year-old's beige bra stole the spotlight. Does the model/"actress" deserve any credit for matching her brazier to her nude-hued strappy sandals? We don't think so!

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/XNPR.lL..DEdigJQSmgMYw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTtzbT0xO3 c9NDgw/http://l.yimg.com/os/289/2013/07/30/2048-KateUpton-jpg_213446.jpg

DIB
7/31/2013, 08:37 AM
She should fire her personal trainer

kbsooner21
7/31/2013, 09:46 AM
Brilliant!

Mongo
7/31/2013, 10:22 AM
she is gonna have an *** as wide as an axe handle and those tits are gonna be at here cooter when she gets older. enjoy her now fellas

jk the sooner fan
7/31/2013, 10:31 AM
Op should be banned for using the word "tata's"

KantoSooner
7/31/2013, 10:45 AM
only in combination with the word, 'bodacious'.

It's a rule or something.

jkjsooner
7/31/2013, 10:54 AM
she is gonna have an *** as wide as an axe handle and those tits are gonna be at here cooter when she gets older. enjoy her now fellas

I wish I could.

SoonerStormchaser
7/31/2013, 11:04 AM
Sic'Em wouldn't hit her, or any female, with a 20.3014' pole!

Flagstaffsooner
7/31/2013, 03:11 PM
Sic'Em wouldn't hit her, or any female, with a 20.3014' pole!

She's not on Social Security so you wouldnt hit her.

yermom
7/31/2013, 03:33 PM
why is this news? she's usually in a bikini

Mongo
7/31/2013, 10:01 PM
She's not on Social Security so you wouldnt hit her.


this, folks, is called full contact posting.

well done flag

diverdog
8/1/2013, 11:59 AM
she is gonna have an *** as wide as an axe handle and those tits are gonna be at here cooter when she gets older. enjoy her now fellas

Sadly that is happening to my wife. She had a very similar build for the first 15 years of our marriage....then kids and work. Oh well it was fun while it lasted.

jk the sooner fan
8/1/2013, 12:19 PM
she is gonna have an *** as wide as an axe handle and those tits are gonna be at here cooter when she gets older. enjoy her now fellas

nobody cares what she's going to be

just what she is now

would smash......and so would you

SoonerStormchaser
8/1/2013, 12:49 PM
She's not on Social Security so you wouldnt hit her.
So? At least I have decent future financial planning! ;)

Mongo
8/1/2013, 04:11 PM
nobody cares what she's going to be

just what she is now

would smash......and so would you

go **** yourself, jk

En_Fuego
8/1/2013, 04:57 PM
Bet she can't bite her toenails

8timechamps
8/1/2013, 05:03 PM
I'll leave the anorexic crack head lookin' girls to you guys, I'll take a girl with a little meat on her bones any day.

the_ouskull
8/1/2013, 07:06 PM
She's not on Social Security so you wouldn't hit her.

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this, folks, is called full contact posting.

well done flag

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Full-contact? Come ON, man. If that's full-contact posting, I have either come to the wrong message board, or I've gotten too old. Notice how I pretended to make the problem be about me - either I chose the wrong board, or I'M too old? That's not actually true. It's not me, it's you.

If you want the board to be better, MAKE it better. I used to enjoy running off and/or embarrassing the halfwits, lackwits, and Tejas fans that would show up; calling out trolls, etc.. And, as importantly as all of that, a message board should police it's own. H*ll, if you do it in an entertaining way, people might even start expecting more out of you than a drive-by sentence devoid of substance, wit, or style. I'm living proof... practice makes.. for moderate, gradual improvement. Aim high!

the_ouskull

En_Fuego
8/1/2013, 07:41 PM
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Full-contact? Come ON, man. If that's full-contact posting, I have either come to the wrong message board, or I've gotten too old. Notice how I pretended to make the problem be about me - either I chose the wrong board, or I'M too old? That's not actually true. It's not me, it's you.

If you want the board to be better, MAKE it better. I used to enjoy running off and/or embarrassing the halfwits, lackwits, and Tejas fans that would show up; calling out trolls, etc.. And, as importantly as all of that, a message board should police it's own. H*ll, if you do it in an entertaining way, people might even start expecting more out of you than a drive-by sentence devoid of substance, wit, or style. I'm living proof... practice makes.. for moderate, gradual improvement. Aim high!

the_ouskull

et incurventur ante Deum

8timechamps
8/1/2013, 08:21 PM
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Full-contact? Come ON, man. If that's full-contact posting, I have either come to the wrong message board, or I've gotten too old. Notice how I pretended to make the problem be about me - either I chose the wrong board, or I'M too old? That's not actually true. It's not me, it's you.

If you want the board to be better, MAKE it better. I used to enjoy running off and/or embarrassing the halfwits, lackwits, and Tejas fans that would show up; calling out trolls, etc.. And, as importantly as all of that, a message board should police it's own. H*ll, if you do it in an entertaining way, people might even start expecting more out of you than a drive-by sentence devoid of substance, wit, or style. I'm living proof... practice makes.. for moderate, gradual improvement. Aim high!

the_ouskull

Come back skull...we miss you. Jerkface.

Mongo
8/1/2013, 09:01 PM
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Full-contact? Come ON, man. If that's full-contact posting, I have either come to the wrong message board, or I've gotten too old. Notice how I pretended to make the problem be about me - either I chose the wrong board, or I'M too old? That's not actually true. It's not me, it's you.

If you want the board to be better, MAKE it better. I used to enjoy running off and/or embarrassing the halfwits, lackwits, and Tejas fans that would show up; calling out trolls, etc.. And, as importantly as all of that, a message board should police it's own. H*ll, if you do it in an entertaining way, people might even start expecting more out of you than a drive-by sentence devoid of substance, wit, or style. I'm living proof... practice makes.. for moderate, gradual improvement. Aim high!

the_ouskull


http://pbr292.photobucket.com/albums/mm27/Boyd506/Forum%20Pictures/76895-grandpa-simpson.gif?t=1308238321

jk the sooner fan
8/1/2013, 09:39 PM
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Full-contact? Come ON, man. If that's full-contact posting, I have either come to the wrong message board, or I've gotten too old. Notice how I pretended to make the problem be about me - either I chose the wrong board, or I'M too old? That's not actually true. It's not me, it's you.

If you want the board to be better, MAKE it better. I used to enjoy running off and/or embarrassing the halfwits, lackwits, and Tejas fans that would show up; calling out trolls, etc.. And, as importantly as all of that, a message board should police it's own. H*ll, if you do it in an entertaining way, people might even start expecting more out of you than a drive-by sentence devoid of substance, wit, or style. I'm living proof... practice makes.. for moderate, gradual improvement. Aim high!

the_ouskull

i'm sorry - are you serious?

i mean - i can barely get thru all the self love in your signature - but i'm having a hard time taking your post serious

because it's 40 kinds of ridiculous

congrats on allowing a simple joke to get you riled up!

the_ouskull
8/3/2013, 12:10 AM
SeriousLY.

As for 40 kinds of ridiculous...

http://i.imgur.com/ytKAD.jpg

THAT'S how "riled-up" I am, sh*t-for-brains. I'm not riled up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOAnoi7NpKI&t=0m42s

..now drown in it. My self-love is everywhere. It will consume you.

the_ouskull

8timechamps
8/3/2013, 12:18 AM
SeriousLY.

As for 40 kinds of ridiculous...

http://i.imgur.com/ytKAD.jpg

THAT'S how "riled-up" I am, sh*t-for-brains. I'm not riled up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOAnoi7NpKI&t=0m42s

..now drown in it. My self-love is everywhere. It will consume you.

the_ouskull

I'm serious Skull, you need to get back here. Double Jerkface

Blue
8/3/2013, 12:21 AM
I see OUSkull is still one of the most tremendous humongous Dooshbags on the internet. Good job, buddy.

olevetonahill
8/3/2013, 12:30 AM
I'm serious Skull, you need to get back here. Double Jerkface

Xs2

Mongo
8/3/2013, 05:28 AM
I see OUSkull is still one of the most tremendous humongous Dooshbags on the internet. Good job, buddy.

I thought I would go through life without seeing someone suck his own dick. I was wrong.

jk the sooner fan
8/3/2013, 07:43 AM
I thought I would go through life without seeing someone suck his own dick. I was wrong.

i've always heard it could be done - thought it was one of those mythbuster episodes

learn something new everyday

En_Fuego
8/3/2013, 08:13 PM
SeriousLY.

As for 40 kinds of ridiculous...

http://i.imgur.com/ytKAD.jpg

THAT'S how "riled-up" I am, sh*t-for-brains. I'm not riled up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOAnoi7NpKI&t=0m42s

..now drown in it. My self-love is everywhere. It will consume you.

the_ouskull

That was a freakin funny video !!

SoonerStormchaser
8/8/2013, 11:49 AM
Ok, it's a pretty open secret here that:
1. I have ZERO problems with folks giving me **** about my marital situation/arrangement...cause I love my wife and am completely comfortable in my marriage.
2. I routinely pitch softballs for you guys to swing at...

That being said...keep swinging away beyonces!

JLEW1818
8/11/2013, 09:14 AM
Skull is a ****** that plays kickball

Collier11
8/12/2013, 11:19 PM
I'll leave the anorexic crack head lookin' girls to you guys, I'll take a girl with a little meat on her bones any day.

Cant get a skinny chick ^ :D

Mongo
8/12/2013, 11:47 PM
You get the fat chicks and you will like it

Collier11
8/13/2013, 06:54 PM
im married now, I barely see any a$$ at all :D

olevetonahill
8/13/2013, 08:02 PM
im married now, I barely see any a$$ at all :D

So ya saying ya quit shaving?

Mongo
8/14/2013, 05:25 PM
im married now, I barely see any a$$ at all :D

Is he a gentleman and treat you well?

S.PadreIsl.Sooner
8/14/2013, 06:46 PM
Could we get back to Ta Ta pictures, please?

Collier11
8/14/2013, 09:08 PM
Is he a gentleman and treat you well?

gentle yet firm