if you could fight one person from landthieves...

[Mongo]

who would it be?

I would fight soonerbornsoonerbret. seems sincere with his likes of my posts, so I think it is a sneak attack of some sort.

[sanantoniosooner]

All of 'em

[SoCaliSooner]

I want to fight any man who stands to wipe his ***.

[Mongo]

there is a line for that socali. get in it

[stoops the eternal pimp]

skeeter starfish

[Mixer!]

stev told me he was diseased, so fight him carefully.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'm responsible for some of those, i'll be ok.

[Mongo]

I wouldnt touch that guy. not only is he allegedly diseased, but he is a total badass that carries a heavy right cross and nutsack

[olevetonahill]

Prolly that Snake dude , Slytherin er what ever his name is.

[yermom]

metes is begging for it

and dm. leave my mom out of it

[OUDoc]

I wouldnt touch that guy. not only is he allegedly diseased, but he is a total badass that carries a heavy right cross and nutsack
I'm interested. Who's nutsack does he carry?

[C&CDean]

From landthieves? Is this a country in Europe?

[NYC Poke]

NYC Poke.

[NYC Poke]

Heh. I see I have a Badj avatar still.

[Howzit]

Which ones are girls? Those. Unless I have to register, that's just way too much effort.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Oh..my...god...back from the wilderness.

[NYC Poke]

Oh..my...god...back from the wilderness.

Sort of. Still stuck in East Texas for a bit . . .

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Well then I'm changing my vote to NYC Poke..rather fight a lawyer than a oil hooker.

[Mixer!]

I wouldnt touch that guy. not only is he allegedly diseased, but he is a total badass that carries a heavy right cross and nutsack
<stev>
A heavy nutsack? Please tell me moar! :tents fingers:
</stev>




:biggrin:

[setem]

metes is begging for it

and dm. leave my mom out of it

Beat his ***!

[NYC Poke]

Well then I'm changing my vote to NYC Poke..rather fight a lawyer than a oil hooker.

"Oil hooker"?

[Jammin']

"Oil hooker"?

I assume that means you only get paid for doing anal.

[setem]

"Oil hooker"?

YOU ARE TALKING TO A OIL HOOKER!!!
http://i.imgur.com/jLnodmj.jpg

[Fraggle145]

SoonerBounce... I think.

[The]

Inside Jokes are killing this board.

[Fraggle145]

Heh.

[setem]

SoonerBounce... I think.

Yeah...I think a bunch of people want to fight him on LT too. Even the mods don't like him!

[Mississippi Sooner]

Bounce = Leroy Lizard, but more clueless.

[sooner_born_1960]

That Slytherin fellow looks like he'd be quick work.

[proud gonzo]

WTH is Landthieves? Clearly I've been gone too long.

[C&CDean]

That Slytherin fellow looks like he'd be quick work.

Don't forget easy.

[badger]

Heh. I see I have a Badj avatar still.
I love that avvie. It combined two things:

1- My Packer angst from the Giants beating them in the playoffs (en route to the Super Bowl championship)
2- Bammer voted above OSU for the national title spot next to LSU

I think OU embarrassed Poke in mens basketball in order for it to happen

[soonerchk]

I want to fight The. He's wily, but I have better reach.

[jk the sooner fan]

i've given it great thought

and narrowed it down to two

The....he's tiny and extremely mouthy - and liberal tree hugging - he needs a conservative beat down

Toots......just, well she just needs a good *** kicking

[The]

I want to fight The. He's wily, but I have better reach.

All women want to fight me. You've seen this.


i've given it great thought

and narrowed it down to two

The....he's tiny and extremely mouthy - and liberal tree hugging - he needs a conservative beat down

Toots......just, well she just needs a good *** kicking

See above.

[3rdgensooner]

All women want to fight me. You've seen this.


Nuh uh

[olevetonahill]

That Slytherin fellow looks like he'd be quick work.

heh, I done called him. But you can go 1st and Ill take of what ya leave.

[sooner_born_1960]

Damn vet, sorry about that. Didn't see your post.

[SicEmBaylor]

I only know Stev, and I'd fight her any day of the week......naked and greased up.

[NYC Poke]

I only know Stev, and I'd fight her any day of the week......naked and greased up.


Are you still a virgin?

[SicEmBaylor]

Are you still a virgin?

Still?

[Mjcpr]

Still?

He probably has not heard your granny story from the political convention. Tell it again.

[SicEmBaylor]

He probably has not heard your granny story from the political convention. Tell it again.
No. Besides, I don't want to make SSC jealous.

[olevetonahill]

Damn vet, sorry about that. Didn't see your post.

Is ok. Ill let you go 1st. Im a gentleman that way.

[C&CDean]

I want all the females. 3g, chk, stevo, and The. All at the same time.

WTF happened to Wayne Payne? Is she one of the above? Hell, I think all of the above are one in the same...

[pphilfran]

I want all the females. 3g, chk, stevo, and The. All at the same time.

WTF happened to Wayne Payne? Is she one of the above? Hell, I think all of the above are one in the same...

WP does a drive by every couple of months...

[smc]

Olevet, can you please go post at LT so I can say you. Thanks.

And The.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

if we are talking a sword fight, I would pick howzit..

[NYC Poke]

I wanna see an oil hooker.

[Fraggle145]

No one wants to fight a godless heathen.

[olevetonahill]

Olevet, can you please go post at LT so I can say you. Thanks.

And The.

Cant ya say what ya want HERE?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Maybe yoman. He is way too convinced his leftist ideas are smart.

[8timechamps]

I've fought Howzit and STEP...in the dark...nekkid.

[olevetonahill]

I've fought Howzit and STEP...in the dark...nekkid.

Thot I wuz the Only Neked warrior

[3rdgensooner]

I want all the females. 3g, chk, stevo, and The. All at the same time.


I don't post on Landthieves so you'll have to settle for Thechkstevo.

[Whet]

I would have to pick 3g, too.

[SicEmBaylor]

If I fought someone from SF's, my first choice would be Homey. That scrawny old buzzard would kick my *** though.

[Whet]

Is he at LT?

[SicEmBaylor]

Is he at LT?
No idea -- that's why I said SF. ;)

[SoonerInFortSmith]

I'm not at LT but just for my own curiosity: anybody wanna fight me?

[Jammin']

Anybody want some of this?


http://youtu.be/dv1bM0pp_o4

[sooneron]

I'll be your huckleberry...

[smc]

Cant ya say what ya want HERE?

You are terrible at understanding the subtle nuances of internet comedy.

You are also kind of growing on me.

[olevetonahill]

Olevet, can you please go post at LT so I can say you. Thanks.

And The.


You are terrible at understanding the subtle nuances of internet comedy.

You are also kind of growing on me.

Was that one of those INSIDE jokes that ya only get if ya Post on LT?

[smc]

No....it said someone who posts on LT you want to fight...so I told you to post there so I could pick you.

1+1=2. No inside joke

[KantoSooner]

1+1=2. No inside joke



Damn! Now they're cipherin'

We're doomed, doomed, I tell you!

[olevetonahill]

No....it said someone who posts on LT you want to fight...so I told you to post there so I could pick you.

1+1=2. No inside joke

Oh, Ya gots to fergive me, Im a little slow . Why ya wants to fight a Retard?

[Jammin']

Oh, Ya gots to fergive me, Im a little slow . Why ya wants to fight a Retard?

smc, I recommend not fighting the retard. They have crazy strength and lack the ability to recognize when the opponent has had enough.

[Mongo]

and then they will finger paint you with their poop

[olevetonahill]

and then they will finger paint you with their poop

Like you aint ever done that.

[smc]

Vet, have you ever participated in the special olympics?

[olevetonahill]

Vet, have you ever participated in the special olympics?

I tried oncet But got lost on the way.

[smc]

Sweet, should be a fair fight then.

[olevetonahill]

Sweet, should be a fair fight then.

Come on down we have a Cold natty er 30 1st tho.

[Al Gore]

Hmmmm

[the_ouskull]

From landthieves? Is this a country in Europe?

Just say you'd fight me, Dean. We can go get a few drinks and then tell everybody what they thought was going to happen did.

[olevetonahill]

Just say you'd fight me, Dean. We can go get a few drinks and then tell everybody what they thought was going to happen did.

I want in on that deal, Ill bring the sippin whiskey

[the_ouskull]

F*CK, no, 'Vet. Then we might ACTUALLY fight. I'm trying to get out of this thing with the same limp I have now.

[olevetonahill]

F*CK, no, 'Vet. Then we might ACTUALLY fight. I'm trying to get out of this thing with the same limp I have now.

They be plenty to share. No reason to fight. we just chase the wimmens