View Full Version : Steven Tyler gets all the hot chicks!
nighttrain12
6/12/2013, 09:00 PM
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/the-bling-ring/photos/the-bling-ring-premiere-1371055117-slideshow/the-bling-ring-film-premiere-new-york-america-11-jun-2013-photo-960897016.html
Who's That Girl?
Rocker Steven Tyler and a much younger looking mystery date arrive at "The Bling Ring" film premiere in New York on Tuesday.
http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/sLk2lz8u_v.SDI18IHxkHg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MQ--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2013/06/12/rexusa-1330107l-1-jpg_164421.jpg
olevetonahill
6/12/2013, 09:04 PM
He's one UGLY mother****er.
cleller
6/12/2013, 09:56 PM
Blue toenails.
That's the downside of rock and roll; this eternal youth thing. The old blues men have it better. Its cool to get old and still play the blues.
olevetonahill
6/12/2013, 10:00 PM
Blue toenails.
That's the downside of rock and roll; this eternal youth thing. The old blues men have it better. Its cool to get old and still play the blues.
He not only ugly as hell but he cant sing worth a **** either.
En_Fuego
6/12/2013, 10:23 PM
He not only ugly as hell but he cant sing worth a **** either.
He use to be able to yell like a MOFO
olevetonahill
6/12/2013, 10:26 PM
He use to be able to yell like a Screech Owl tho
Fixed fer accuracy :cheerful:
KantoSooner
6/13/2013, 09:13 AM
And his daughter is utterly hot. How'd that happen?
olevetonahill
6/13/2013, 09:17 AM
And his daughter is utterly hot. How'd that happen?
Pic?
deweydw
6/13/2013, 09:27 AM
Liv Tyler
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2884nbwD7vw1GBiFeuuIY3TQdbE-Bikc71rXrZALKdXGzcV3D
olevetonahill
6/13/2013, 09:33 AM
Liv Tyler
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2884nbwD7vw1GBiFeuuIY3TQdbE-Bikc71rXrZALKdXGzcV3D
Very attractive , But I aint a Big fan of red lipstick specially on such a Pale lookin face.
KantoSooner
6/13/2013, 10:08 AM
<sigh> fine, Vet, next time I see her, I'll let her know that she needs to tone it down for your first date.
KantoSooner
6/13/2013, 10:16 AM
Here's my theory: she got her looks from her mother. Obvious, some might say, but it's more subtle than that. Since children are genetic mixes, the mother's hotness would have to outweigh Steven's butt ugliness. That would imply that the mother would need to be somewhere approaching twice as hot as the daughter just to counterbalance Steven Tyler's stomach churning 'looks'. Now, there are limits in nature to hotness, so we can't expect to be dropped to our knees by the mom's penumbra of beauty, but photos would help if anyone has them.
It also opens up the issue of 'unexpressed hotness'; which would be the left over hotness that simply overwhelmed natural limits and couldn't find expression in flesh. Such theoretical hidden hotness in the mother might form the basis for a theory as to how Liv Tyler emerged from a union between Steven Tyler and a mortal woman.
And you didn't think this thread could go all innuhlekshual, did you?
deweydw
6/13/2013, 10:25 AM
Bebe Buell in her younger days modeling. Take a guess at what kind of modeling.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSO26S9yicCvIngpsJhsXok8NwaxNvgT GTqDRn8VAPXWey93xm0bw
How's this one Vet?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1-mMPYmeTiIMK2fFmpSh_Qacy7y_Av-1B3SXfgwR1ndruDWooeg
KantoSooner
6/13/2013, 11:17 AM
Roll of Visqueen
5 gallons of Crisco
Assorted mood adjusters
just sayin'
OULenexaman
6/13/2013, 11:43 AM
He's one UGLY mother****er. Which one?? Tyler or his date? I think his date has the bigger wanker..
olevetonahill
6/13/2013, 12:03 PM
<sigh> fine, Vet, next time I see her, I'll let her know that she needs to tone it down for your first date.
Thats appreciated. yer a Good and true friend .
rock on sooner
6/13/2013, 12:06 PM
He's one UGLY mother****er.
That'd be the end result of hard rock n roll living, so I'm told...
olevetonahill
6/13/2013, 12:15 PM
That'd be the end result of hard rock n roll living, so I'm told...
Naw he was pretty dayum ugly back in 67 also
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/670xX/photos/seveventylermug.jpg
rock on sooner
6/13/2013, 12:21 PM
Naw he was pretty dayum ugly back in 67 also
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/670xX/photos/seveventylermug.jpg
Welp, all them drugs, all night ***fests and such do make for
negative effects on aging...jus sayin...:culpability:
KantoSooner
6/13/2013, 12:29 PM
I'm told all that can be reversed by using coconut water in your bong.
rock on sooner
6/13/2013, 12:51 PM
I'm told all that can be reversed by using coconut water in your bong.
Iz this science er wishful thinkin?
KantoSooner
6/14/2013, 08:28 AM
'Science' would imply a carefully designed theory subjected to rigorous testing and peer review. I neither confirm nor deny that such has taken place or is planned.
So mostly wishful thinking.
cleller
6/14/2013, 08:33 AM
Naw he was pretty dayum ugly back in 67 also
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/670xX/photos/seveventylermug.jpg
For a piece of trivia, Tyler (real name Steve Tallarico) was from NYC. Just after this photo, in June of 1967 he sang background vocals on three songs for another NYC group, The Left Banke, who had earlier hits with Walk Away Renee, and Pretty Ballerina.
You can kind of hear him on the chorus of this one:
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The story behind Walk Away Renee is a pretty good one, too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_Away_Ren%C3%A9e
sooneron
6/14/2013, 09:32 AM
I'm told all that can be reversed by using coconut water in your bong.
As for Steven T, Ganja ain't the issue here...
and I'm having trouble putting the "lady" above in a "hot chick" category. No, it's not the color of the skin, either. Ostrich face.
C&CDean
6/14/2013, 10:31 AM
I saw Aerosmith in a bar called The Mad Hatter in Boston in about 1975/76. I was on PCP, so I don't remember much.
Oh yeah. That chick is one fugly broad.
KantoSooner
6/14/2013, 10:55 AM
Angel dust in '75! My, you were a trend setter!
OULenexaman
6/14/2013, 12:58 PM
I saw Aerosmith in a bar called The Mad Hatter in Boston in about 1975/76. I was on PCP, so I don't remember much.
Oh yeah. That chick is one fugly broad. Tranny...not a chick.
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