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badger
5/17/2013, 02:10 PM
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What's really going on: President Obama visited an elementary school Friday as part of a middle class jobs/skills/opportunity tour. (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/05/17/obama-consoles-students-after-failing-to-answer-math-problem/) Just... look at the headline for why this was even made a story.
badger
5/17/2013, 02:12 PM
Girl: Barry failed kindergarten again and now he's in my class. After 40 years, shouldn't he be in first grade by now?
badger
5/17/2013, 03:09 PM
Obama: And that is why it is important to raise the debt ceiling.

Girl: ...Why does he keep stealing my future?
TitoMorelli
5/17/2013, 03:36 PM
Little girl: What do you mean the principal and the IRS want to see me in his office?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/17/2013, 03:38 PM
"You don't know it yet, but you're living in a new and improved America."-BHObear
badger
5/17/2013, 03:45 PM
Boy: You're old, I bet you're like 12 years old.
Obama: Oh ho ho, if I was only 12, I wouldn't be eligible to be president.
Girl: Don't you have to be born in America to be president, too?

Obama: ...

IRS: Please stand by for severe audit.
C&CDean
5/17/2013, 05:38 PM
Obama: No, really kids, I am black.

Little boy looking all skeptical and ****: yeah, right muh****ah.
MR2-Sooner86
5/17/2013, 07:59 PM
Obama: Seriously just pull the race card. Works every single time. Trust me.
Girl: This honky serious?
cleller
5/17/2013, 08:09 PM
Little Boy to Barack: Where's the white women?
sappstuf
5/17/2013, 11:54 PM
And that is why each of you owe me $50K....
badger
5/18/2013, 12:32 PM
Obama: You, too, can go to Harvard and become a Senator and then be elected president of the United States!
Girl: Even ME???
Obama: No, but a man may appoint you as Secretary of State.
SoonerInFortSmith
5/18/2013, 12:51 PM
I don't have anything nice to say.
sappstuf
5/18/2013, 02:07 PM
Who knows the name of the 57th state?
BigTip
5/18/2013, 03:41 PM
Obama: Yes son I know you are upset that I took your pencil and gave it to her. But you had one and she didn't. It's called redistribution of pencils. Live with it.
SoonerInFortSmith
5/18/2013, 04:10 PM
Obama: Yes son I know you are upset that I took your pencil and gave it to her. But you had one and she didn't. It's called redistribution of pencils. Live with it.

For that to be possible there would have to be a non-minority kid at the table.
cleller
5/19/2013, 08:52 AM
For that to be possible there would have to be a non-minority kid at the table.

At the schools Obama goes to, these are the non-minority kids.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/19/2013, 01:09 PM
Who knows the name of the 57th state?I have a rough time with the last few even up to the 57th.(Kenya, Indonesia, Puerto Rico, D.C.?)
stoopified
5/19/2013, 07:21 PM
Obama: Even if you don't grow up to be President,you CN grow up to be a Navy Corpseman. :D
Soonerjeepman
5/20/2013, 10:26 AM
because of the real headline (subtraction is harder than addition)

obamama,: See this is why you need to know subtraction, so when I present the budget, it's addition by subtraction...easy-peasy~
Curly Bill
5/20/2013, 11:21 AM
Obammy: ....and so ya see, that's why socialism is better than capitalism.

Girl (looking to teacher): This fool can't be right? ...can he?
Breadburner
5/20/2013, 11:42 AM
He's trying to explain why the cumulative IQ of the classroom went down.....!!!!